Gay Day With Clay IV: Pizza Adventure!
 

It's Sunday! It's a Gay Day! With Clay! Let's go on an adventure, CP. Our destination is PIZZA.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.

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You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

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Before we find pizza though, let's look at some cars. This appears to be a fine establishment.

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Yeah, maybe not. All that glitters is not gold. BARF.

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This car is cool though. Too bad it's not for sale. Should I get a tattoo? No.

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Let's head on up the road. Did you know Drew Bledsoe opened a rental service here in KC? Coca-Cola's advertising is making me thirsty as I trudge wearily around town.

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SHIT! I SCUFFED MY SNOWY WHITE TOE! Crud.

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SPEED Auto sales beckons. Look at all those surely never-wrecked luxury automobiles being sold at reasonable prices only $5000 over book value.

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Oh hey, this one's nice.

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Let's pause and reflect on Ruth Bradfield as we continue our journey. Who was she? Did she ever buy a used automobile near 79th and Wornall? Did she sit here? Did she have AIDs? Can AIDs survive on park benches for decades? Do I need to get screened? Let's go.

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Hey look a bumblebee. I just sold a car with racing stripes so I'll pass.

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DAMN if only I had a car.

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Let's cross the street. It's rapey over here.

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Let's stop at the dollar store. I'm thirsty, and I'm sure the pizza place will rape me on drink prices. There's a very fine Indian restaurant, incidentally.

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Ahhh. Goes perfect with pizza.

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The pizza's just up ahead! Let's sit here and rest amidst the water fountains. This is truly a gay day, friends. People at the intersection are envious of my urban trek.

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PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! I'm frightened by the inclusion of communist references in the name, however. Let's tread carefully.

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Ahh, air conditioning. This is a very well-crafted pizza place. I enjoy the simple, yet elegant decor. I am also their only customer at the moment.

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NEXT: THE PIZZA

Idk who that gif is of, but surely she's over 18.... Right??

I am gay....for Clay!!!

Pizza? Where is the

Apparently this is where my pizza is coming from. The people working are very nice and let me take pictures.

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They ask me if "this is for a blog." I say yes. Technically I have the longest-running blog about Kansas City on the internet. I am unimpressed with the mediocre amount of cheese being placed on my pizza.

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The employees give me a free cup of ice for my soda! I love getting free stuff. Very nice of them. They ring me up (about 10 bucks), and I wait while the pizza cooks. Look at that happy couple. Are they going to have sex later?

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While we're sitting here, let's take some creeper pics of the people at Remedy.

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Enhance. Wood. I like her pony tail. I bet she's not paying for her lunch today. HAHA. Ha.

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Girl you need to work them arms. Also stop eating. Sports bra? Just go to the gym. Or are you "rewarding yourself?" Disgusting.

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THE PIZZA IS HERE! IT'S DONE!

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Let's go in for my closeup. Pepperoni and Prosciutto.

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It's a bit flimsy. Hmm. Let's stuff it in our faces and eat it. It's decent.

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Boba, would you care for a slice?

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HEY! This douchebag is blocking my creeper view of Remedy.

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What kind of person is this? This is incredibly tacky intra-vehicular decor. He probably owns several pairs of camo pants and likes Duck Dynasty. What a rube.

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And we're done here. Verdit: Pizza Manifesto is edible, but $10 for that pizza was a ripoff. Needed more cheese, I couldn't even really taste the meat. I'd rather go to Waldo pizza 2 blocks away. Thanks, but no thanks. YOU RUINED THIS GAY DAY. IT'S NO LONGER GAY. IT'S CRAY. CRAY DAY WITH CLAY. DAMMIT.

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SELFIE. I'M GRUMPY BECAUSE I ATE MEDIOCRE PIZZA AT PREMIUM PIZZA PRICES. I HAVE A BAND-AID ON MY FINGER BECAUSE I'M HURT BY THIS COURSE OF EVENTS. Actually no, I slammed my finger between a glass and the fridge yesterday, but that's an adventure for another time.

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Let's get the hell out of here.

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Oh look, a Christmas fire hydrant. It's getting to be that time of year.

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Back on my street. We walked 2 miles roundtrip, looked at some shit-tacular cars and ate some shit-tacular pizza. At least we got some exercise, because that was a poor way to spend 1,000 calories.

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My spouse welcomes me home. Today was not a logical course of action.

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Previous Episodes of GDWC:

Episode I: Winstead's

Episode II: Taco John's

Episode III: Big Biscuit

Looks like a sub 5 dollar pie

They were very nice kids. I had a pleasant experience but I've had better pizza down the street at Papa John's.

You should have just gone to 75th St. Brewery and got faced. Dumb ass.

Crust looked interesting. Now you have me hungry for pizza and I already ate.

I'd like to try pepperoni, sausage, and sauerkraut on that crust.

The pizza was probably worth $5-$6.

Basically 40 percent hipster markup.

Not much of a drinker.

Yes. I love friendly servers.

That Indian restaurant sucks ass.

It's very decent.

Oh one bonus is I didn't have to tip. Pizza came out of the oven, handed to me at register, and I carried it to the bench.

Average at best.

use promo code TIGERSWIN to save 50% today ROFL

Also, that looks like a pie five immitator
http://www.piefivepizza.com

I disagree sir. Their buffet may be lacking, but their sit-down dinners are very nice.

Have to disagree. India Palace in overland park is much better. Both buffet and dinners.

you're a man that takes care of his shoes. Best part of the adventure for meh

Your shoes were extremely tidy. It's a damn shame what happened.

there must be something with lurkers and shoes

its the only thing that can be complimented towards someone like you :thumb:

you seemed nice.

On your next adventure take a picture of the menu. I mean a better one.

The best pizza in KC area is in Independence....Tim's Pizza.

cash only resturaunt btw

I ****ing hate cash only restaurants. Like seriously, what year are we in?

I don't consider that an expensive pie. We have a place in town that charges $15 for a 9" pie. It's dang good.

$10 for that size pizza is expensive.

I can get better pizza at Sam's Club for $1.50 for two slices. Really.

But you will be inside a warehouse with people buying 3 gallon tubs of peanut butter. If that's what you want...

I go to restaurants for the food, period.

Then go to Sam's. You won't find better value than that.

These are fabulous. It's like a pop up book.

Clay that Shell gas station has a gyros place inside thats amazing.

Pizza isnt good for your diet young man

You definitely got ripped off on that pizza.

If Count Zarth and I ever meet in this small city, I'm sure we will become best of friends.

Maybe they cook their books and launder money? lol

They're a family business, everyone who works there is family and has worked there for yrs....it's always been cash only. They're just old fashioned people that don't like very much change I guess.

That place hasn't changed since I used to go there as a kid for little league baseball pizza parties back in the early 90's.

But I do agree it's a bit of an inconvenience when you have to walk over across the street to the gas station ATM to get cash (the resturaunt doesn't have an ATM).

It's solid. I've hit it up twice.

I'm sorry the pizza sucked, but glad you trusted me on the prosciutto. Try it at Minsky's where I know they have premium ingredients and I'm confident it will become a favorite topping.

I love gay days with Clay!

I ****ing love these threads LMAO

B and B Pizza in Bowling Green, MO only takes cash or checks, no ATM.

Incidentally here is the backstory on Ruth Bradfield. She was apparently AIDs free.

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Me too. I just wish he'd show some more skin.

OP, you have lost a lot of weight. Good for you.

Though you need to work on that parted haircut. It's bad.

It's fine. The wind had been blowing my un-gelled hair around for an hour.

In before the serial killing starts

Lol actually I like these posts, they are gold. Do you really have a blog or is it just your posts here on cp?

My Asian masseuse is cash only too. But I usually have to tip him.

I always figure they've got to be under reporting income to the IRS, or not reporting at all. Ah well.

There's a nice little Mexican shop outside of the army base down here that has the most authentic Mexican food I've had from a public business. Wonderful food. Cash only place, though. I wouldn't care one way or the other, except for the fact that I never carry cash and always forget right up until I'm walking through the door.

Last month I was in Houston and was planning on eating at a well known hamburger joint downtown. Supposedly one of the best burgers in the city. Hubcap grill was the name of the place. We pull up walk in and see the cash only sign at the counter. Damn. Luckily, they had an ATM next to the restrooms. Walk over to the ATM....out of order. I just left. Pissed off. I realize they're doing great business, so they couldn't care less, but they lost out on a customer because they don't accept cards.

What's the next Gay Day with Clay? Cruising the men's rooms at the Greyhound station?

Field trip to Missy B's?

Attending a "Wham" Concert?

Visiting Bed Bath and Beyond with Michael Sam?

Are you take requests for your next GDWC?

It usually involves food.

Maybe it will be a trip to get a Blizzard from DQ. Who knows what treasures he has in store for us?

That was a good adventure clay, thanks for sharing your gay day pics and learning about the manifesto pizza place.

Also a good tip you had for us is to check out cars on a Sunday so the salesmen won't be hassling you just for looking.

I would be honored.

I was thinking about doing another one today in fact but I don't want to over-spam.

I thought everyone knew about that little trick already.

There are no Dairy Queens around here. Well, other than me.

I might do a Culver's, still haven't been.

That pie looks like $#it and if you were half a man you would have ended the server with a trident to the chest...

No server, I picked it up cafeteria style.

Thank god because I forked over too much money for that garbage as it was.

Maybe a few noobies didn't know about it?

I actually enjoyed that, GoChiefs.

I'm going to be in KC in a few weeks.

I'd like to meet you.

I'm pretty sure they use government cheese on their pizza. You won't shit for 2 weeks.

Gay day with clay and a donger.

The blocker had a chiefs pass on his rearview

Apparently there are tons of fees involved in the credit card processing biz. I've actually never heard of a company only accepting cash but my boss used to bitch about credit card fees incessantly..

I'm in on a trip to missy b's.

Chiefs passes, always pissing me off.

The fees suck ass, I pay 400 a month or more just to accept cards. And I'm a smaller retailer.

Umm...****ing go. Threads on front page are shit. One more week of offseason. Entertain us!