So You're Having A Party, And Jesus Is Coming
 

What kind of beer do you serve?

If you're gonna party with Jesus, you better have some damn good beer.

Dinny

I heard Jesus prefers wine.

Miller High Life. It's the champagne of beers.

I'm not serving beer.

I'm showing Jesus to the faucet and telling him to get to work.

I'd just give him water. Let him make his own beer.

Growing up Mormon, the answer is none of the above. Serve him a Pibb Xtra.

Well, it's not actually like JESUS is coming over. It is more like someone who is quite very nearly LIKE Jesus has agreed to visit my humble abode.

I lied and said I didn't have any beer because I didn't know the proper beer to serve.

Dinny

Dos Equis, obviously.

I'd kick back and have a couple of ice cold Hamm's with Jesus.

Give him a loaf of bread, a fish and some water. Done.

Oh, I mean Him of course.

Poisoned beer.

Let's see what you're made of, Lord.

Who is Jesus coming on?

Dos Equis or water for the magic show.

Black Jesus?

Colt 45.

For what Jesus did for me, he is welcome to any kind of beer that I have if he so desires!

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Lol. Hey man I also got home and the ****ing next door neighbor cut the home phone line on accident. so I'm gonna have to hit you up in the am.

Will Black Moses be there?

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Something Mexican, I'd guess. Tecate?

O'Doul's. I won't make the mistake of serving him alcohol again. last time he spent the entire evenig going up to anyone who would listen "Bro...bro. we should get an 8-bal. It would be epic Bro"

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C'mon man Jesus is gonna want something natural. Fire up the ganj!!

Probably best not to get him drunk....

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Whatever it is he likes after he blesses the water heater, sink, toilet, fish tank, and fridge...

Harps.

You are BlackBob

Even Jesus hates BlackBob

No I'm not! Sweetwater is the best Hippie Stoner Beer out there man. You better give him the 420 or he might smoke all your weed.

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busch lite

You are getting better at this bob. Keep this up and they will let you stay this time...
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Dr Pepper > Pibb

Get that hoe Mary Magdalene to dance for him

Who?

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do it leaks out of these holes in my hands and feet."

The green ones, though.