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Wal-Mart ice cream doesn't melt
"THIS FAT-LACED ICE CREAM DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE HEALTHY?! HOW DARE YOU, WALMART!"
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Damn, I need to go to Wal Mart. My ice cream sandwiches melt too fast.
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Yeah how is this a bad thing? Give me slow-melting, chemical-ridden ice cream over mess-making natural ice cream any day.
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Now if they can use that science to make ice cubes that don't melt we'll be in good shape. At least as far as consuming alcoholic beverages on the beach.
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Bad Ice Cream/ Wal-Mart
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Hell, I'm sure Walmart gets their ice cream from the same place as many other cheap brands do.
Sounds like another Walmart witch hunt. |
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Another bang-up article by HuffPost.
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Chinese lead.
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I have same problem with the more expensive Blue bunny or bell ice cream sandwich.
I get the mini size for the kids and bastards never melt. Also they are a sombitch to get the wrapper off. |
She'd better stay away from soft serve ice cream if she thinks an ice cream sandwich will kill someone.
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I left my Trader Joes on the counter and it evaporated within 20 seconds/douches that go there
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I love ice cream sammiches, but I buy Blue Bunny. They're very good.
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Translation: natural food additives designed to allow the consumer to receive a consistent and stable product are working as planned.
The gums and carrageenan are supposed to minimize the effect of temperature variations experienced during transport from factory to your home. If you don't like it make your own or pay double for the stuff that doesn't have it. Some people must try really hard to find things to gripe about. |
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My biggest motivation to lose weight is Walmart. I don't want to blend in with the Walmart herd. I want to look at that herd with disgust, Ban Walmarts.
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For the plain ice creams (vanilla, etc.) you can get away with milk, cream, sweetener, thickeners and flavoring. For the more popular flavors (i.e. cookies and cream) it's much more difficult to produce a decent product without stabilizers, emulsifiers, etc. I'll use Breyer's as an example. Here's their vanilla ice cream: MILK, CREAM, SUGAR, TARA GUM, NATURAL FLAVOR. Ingredients and Nutrition Facts are current as of 3/1/13. Here's their Rocky Road, which is very popular: FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT [MILK, SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, CREAM, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), WHEY, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, GUAR GUM, CAROB BEAN GUM, CARRAGEENAN, VITAMIN A PALMITATE, TARA GUM, NATURAL FLAVOR], MARSHMALLOW SWIRL [MILK, CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, CREAM, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, GUAR GUM, CARRAGEENEN, NATURAL FLAVOR], CHOCOLATEY COATED ALMONDS [CHOCOLATE FLAVORED COATING (SUGAR, COCONUT OIL, NATURAL COCOA, NONFAT MILK, WHOLE MILK POWDER, BUTTER OIL, SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVOR), DRY ROASTED ALMONDS]. Ingredients and Nutrition Facts are current as of 3/1/13 I worked in an ice cream plant during my college years. Making ice cream in high volume is quite a science. If it doesn't taste good and have good "mouth feel" it will rot in the grocers freezer. |
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I don't think I'd call Breyer's a premium brand. Haagen Dazs and Graeter's both use eggs. It only takes like 1 percent (ish) egg yolk to emulsify. And small batch uses egg a lot. I'm not against the chemicals, believe me. But ice cream should melt. I even commented earlier that Breyer's melts. A lot of the cheaper brands use stabilizers to make the ice cream melt slower. |
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That's why I eat Blue Bell. Best ice cream in the country.
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Wal-Mart ice cream doesn't melt
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And while natural, not exactly "just as natural as eggs." Quote:
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it has GUM in it!!! OH THE OUTRAGEEE!!! I bet they sell eggs too from chickens that are kept in cages!!!! OHHH SO UNHUMANEEE YEOEOOOOWWWWW |
Willy Wonka must have invented it.
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http://www.bluebunny.com/products/d/...atural_Vanilla |
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No wonder you sucked last year....
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My eggs are from a local grainary, and they have a huge pasture where they roam and eat their natural diet. And I hardly ever eat ice cream, but if I do, there's a good chance I'll make my own with locally sourced dairy, too. Of course, I do use dry ice to make it.
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Ben and Jerry's uses eggs. |
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we paid $1.99 for that, not her! /racist |
Corporations,
Put weird chemicals in our food and hormones in our meat products all you want, just make sure you limit these to the really cheap food that only poor people buy. We trust you with this. Thanks in advance. |
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Skip to 1:35 to get to the actual video, around 2:30 for actual experiment with Wal-mart brand, Klondike, and Weight Watchers.
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