Are blumpkins real?
 

Discuss

Yes. Google it and grab some lube.

Banjos...

What the hell is blumpkin?

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Any woman who would go there is not one that I would let spend the night. I suppose a prostitute might do it for the right price.

Sperm mixed with shit. Has to be how you were conceived.

I bet you wished you hadn't asked. :)

He was spawned after his mother unwittingly took a swim in a hippo pond?

Dirty Sanchez not enough for you? You have to take it to the next level?

:D

It can neither be confirmed or denied that said such swim was unwittingly.

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Not to be confused with a shumpkin. Taking a shit while giving a blowjob.

Dude you're totally making that up.

Aren't you?

I agree with this. I think I'd be disgusted by a woman willing to do it.

Go down to Woodbury or MacMinville Tennessee and you will see plenty of them. Crackhead and methead trailor trash red neck women will do anything for drug money.

If you let a woman blow you while you take a shit, you have your own disgusting problem.

One of my friends has always claimed he got one before.

ROFL

I wish he hadn't asked. I wish i hadn't opened this thread. I had no idea what a blumpkin was and that would have been okay if i never knew. Wtf is wrong with people?

It's amazing how much new information I learn on this site. It's like going to college.

While I think this is true there must be some logical reasoning behind it. Perhaps, one has a very busy schedule and the only time they can fit a gobbler in is when they're dropping a deuce?

Any Country Blumpkins arround here?

Show of hands? Who hasn't recieved one?

LMAO

exactly

I'm going to need to hear from some of you folks that enjoy licking the b hole. Is this an acceptable practice?

Are you kidding? Of course. Don't just lick any old bhole make sure it's a keeper. Once you do it she'll love you forever. She might not like you , but she will love you.

ROFL ROFL - Modern Mantan still slays me. It's what I picture every time ThatGuy sees someone replied to one of his threads.

The social deviance quotient on the CP is unusually high this weekend....

You guys gonna bump all of my classics?

Based on some of your comments, I'm surprised you have this as a standard. :hmmm:

Is your handle named after your penis being dipped in shit? ;)

These threads make who dat threads look decent

Exactamundo...

Fixed

Fat Elvis>Blumpkin. Essentially, a Blumpkin while eating a ham sandwich.

Best of all is the constipated Blumpkin, when you blow your load EVERYTHING shakes loose.