Late night bullshit: we should do a census.
 

Talking about race and all that jazz in DC has got me thinking, have we ever done a CP census?

Like a poll to determine the % of races, genders, religions, ages, maybe even sexual orientations?

We should do one. Until somebody tells me it's been done, here are the categories I'm going to register:

Ethnicity:
White
African American
Hispanic
Asian American

Gender:
Male
Female

Religion:
Protestant
Catholic
Jewish
Muslim
Agnotic/Atheist

Ages:
16-25
26-35
36-45
46-55
56+

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Straight
Nightfyre

Political Affiliation:

Socialist
Liberal
Left of center
Centrist
Right of center
Conservative
Libertarian
No affiliation

Marital Status:

Single
Married

Children:

1
2
3
4+

Income per year (individually, not your family total):

<$25k
$25k-40k
$40k-65k
$65k-$100k
$100k-$250k
$250k+

Highest Level Education:

High school (grades 9-12, no degree)
High school graduate (or equivalent)
Some college (1-4 years, no degree)
Associate’s degree (including occupational or academic degrees)
Bachelor’s degree (BA, BS, AB, etc)
Master’s degree (MA, MS, MENG, MSW, etc)
Professional school degree (MD, DDC, JD, etc)
Doctorate degree (PhD, EdD, etc)

Any categories you'd get rid of, or add?

I already collect all this data surreptitiously and sell it to my buddies in Nigeria. I'll sell ya a copy!

This thread seems like a white male agnostic 26-35 gay thread to me.

Why?

I've considered doing a more formal membership survey at some point. Polls are pretty limiting.

I'll get us started.

White
Male
Catholic
I'm 19
Straight

Other fun facts.
18 inch penis.
Bench press - 450lbs
Salary 650k per year
Drive a Lamborghini Aventador

White
Female
Christian
Left of center politically
37
Straight

Isn't it illegal to ask me my sexual orientation?

Are you applying for a job?

I'm a Zimbabwean, voodoo cultist, who (depending on the moment) is far right or far left--sort of indecisive, I have male and female parts (this probably contributes to my indecisiveness), I'm over 900 years old, and I'm white.

I got to ask what the hell is "Nightfyre"?

Ethnicity:
White


Gender:
Male


Religion:
Agnotic/Atheist

Ages:
23

Straight

16/f/ca

Awesome: Yes

undecided

Add political affiliation also

The OP loves for people to fit in nice neat little boxes.

18/m/AK

Create a SurveyMonkey survey and post the link up here.

Leave a question for User Name so there are no dupes.

It's when you not only would **** a guy but would bust down a brick like Bubba Smith to **** a dude.

I don't like SurveyMonkey. They're the Chinese sweatshop of my industry.

Dan Saleaumua wants you to include an option for Pacific Islanders

O hai wanna chat on cam?

European American

Male

Agnostic

26 - 35

I hate the 2 party system. DESPISE IT

Straight

Never no nadda kids

No plans to get married

Livin the dream

Ethnicity:
White


Gender:
Male


Religion:
Agnostic

Age
32

Sexual Orientation:
heterosexual

I'm like fleshy color. It's a little bit tannish color.

I'm in the 25-45 range.

Male type, likes girls.

I'm protestant but I won't cram it down your throat.

I'm also extremely hairy.

I've hired at least 7 people from the Planet to work for me at one time or another. I've also been blessed to work on at least 50 folks' homes from here.

And I'm one of,those who have phill work on his hluse..

Very satisfied customer Iam iI am.

I wish I could tgpe on rhis danbedsmartphone better but I'm new to theze little keyboards...
Go

White
Female
I protest against the term Protestant and prefer Christian
46
Moderate Right
You guessed it, Straight

White
43
Male
Agnostic
I only like my penis, and a select few vaginas.
NOT a ****ing liberal!

Male
39
Conservative
Catholic
Straight
Half Mexican and Anglo

Done.

Anything else you guys would add?

Income (CP will average over 6 figures lol)
Education

No you are a tree sloth, we already know that.

How was do you lick ASS left out of the survey?

Ethnicity:
White


Gender:
Male


Religion:
catholic

Age
29

Sexual Orientation:
married to wife

I'm sure it will. Let's include income just for shits and giggles.

Education's great. Good call.

Im a 60 year old black female jew

That's the kind of response I give whenever I'm asked

F you people and your race and economic dividing bs

Any other categories?

It goes without saying the poll will be private.

I would ask people if they have gonads inside of their body or outside. Also, do you like waffles question? Yes or no.

Thanks

I am Scandinavian, mostly, so to lump everyone who is white into one little group "white" is soooooo racist. If I just said I was white, dear God, that could mean I might be French!

Ethnicity: White
Gender: Male
Religion: Agnostic
Age: 30
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Political Affiliation: Libertarian
Marital Status: Single
Children: 0
Income: $30k
Education: Some college

"Agnostic" is the new cool.

Should be able to get all this info from NSA, and anyone signing up for free health care Obama care affordable care act or what ever its called.

I prefer European-American. I get offended at white or when I'm called a "blanco".

Just means you can admit you don't know. I don't know, you don't know. To know, with absolute certainty, is foolish IMO. I guess many are afraid of a vengeful god, so they become a believer. Just hard for me to think that way.

ROFL

That's exactly how I feel about the subject.

Bald
Not bald

asdf

/ I put on my wizard hat

The Your Worst Nightmare write in vote is under whelming

ROFL

A couple of the questions may need to have the response sets edited. For example, here's how the Census Bureau typically collected educational attainment information from adults:

So you'll probably want to have a category for "some schooling, but not a high school graduate" and either put the J.D.'s in their own "Professional school degree" category or put the "Professional doctorates" (e.g. Juris Doctorates, Doctor of Medicine, etc.) in with the "Doctoral degree" category, not with the "Master's degrees".

It's the cool answer to the question of religion. You're not a believer because that's too hateful, and you're not an atheist because that's too closed-minded. You triangulate to the 3rd Way so neither group will judge you when you answer.

Need to have "shaved head" and "goatee" option.

I always felt that one of the cool things about a forum like Chiefs Planet is that it can be raceless. Just people posting/sharing their thoughts and ideas.

I feel that the "late night bullshit" brand is being eroded. Who the hell considers 8:07pm to be "late night"?

Is there still room at the inn?

Kindly tell those ****s that I'm still waiting on my 25 million. Thanks.

Black Asian American living in a igloo.

Everyone in here is either a suburban white guy milennial near KC or a X/boomer chubby white guy near KC.

What if we have black folk from the Caribbean here? They surely wouldn't be African American. I have a Jamaican friend who is offended by the African American label. I have a south African friend who is truly an African American he is whiter than me with a lot less rhythm.

I saw an interview with Morgan Freeman. He stated political correctness has gone too far, he wanted to know when he became African.

LMAO I didn't catch the change to the OP. Well played, sir.

I concur.

You could not possibly be more wrong.

Your friend Ngang called tonight. I wished him the best of the spirit of the holidays

odd thread from someone who has said multiple times that he doesn't share personal info.

Add to the census

Goatee;
Connects on the edges/ gap
Bushy/whispy
Squared/rounded at the bottom
With/without "soul patch"


I grew my goatee because;
I think it makes me look skinnier/tougher/as if I have a manlier chin/to piss off my significant other/to catch food