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Mr_Tomahawk 12-03-2013 09:31 PM

Who sells the best Chocolate Chip Cookie?
 
Pretty straight forward question...

Who sells the best Chocolate Chip Cookies?

They must be bought...why? Because if I am close to the bakery location, I am going to give them a try.

I am a chocolate chip cookie nut. For my birthday, I ask for a plate of a variety of chocolate chip cookies in lieu of a cake. I am lead a pretty healthy diet...no fast-food, no pop, minimal froze dinners/pizza...lots of fresh veggies and white meat. But if there is a plate of freshly baked, ooey gooey, chocolate chip cookies...I am like Santa Clause on xmas eve and wont leave you shit.

So...who sells the best Chocolate Chip Cookie?

Demonpenz 12-03-2013 09:31 PM

Hy-Vee are off the chain.

Mr_Tomahawk 12-03-2013 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10246913)
Hy-Vee are off the chain.

....dude.

Hammock Parties 12-03-2013 09:35 PM

If you ever visit KC you gotta hit up the classic cookie.

http://www.theclassiccookie.com/

Mr_Tomahawk 12-03-2013 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10246927)
If you ever visit KC you gotta hit up the classic cookie.

http://www.theclassiccookie.com/

Ever been...or did you just find it online?

Hammock Parties 12-03-2013 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10246931)
Ever been...or did you just find it online?

I went there for the first time last week. It's amazing, great breakfast place too.

Strongside 12-03-2013 09:39 PM

Bloom baking co. In city market...YJ's snack bar in crossroads is a close second.

Mr_Tomahawk 12-03-2013 09:42 PM

One of my favorite things in life is...

Waking up early on a Sunday morning before the wife and kids wake up. Brew a fresh cup of coffee [black]. Grab a homemade chocolate chip cookie. Head to 'my' chair, sit down and kick my feet up. Turn ESPN on in the background...volume down. Take that chocolate chip cookie carefully place it on top of my steaming hot coffee mug. Give it about a solid minute or two...remove the cookie and you will have a warm soft cookie that taste like it just came out of the oven. God Damn life is good when you bite into that cookie.

Hammock Parties 12-03-2013 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10246945)
One of my favorite things in life is...

Waking up early on a Sunday morning before the wife and kids wake up. Brew a fresh cup of coffee [black]. Grab a homemade chocolate chip cookie. Head to 'my' chair, sit down and kick my feet up. Turn ESPN on in the background...volume down. Take that chocolate chip cookie carefully place it on top of my steaming hot coffee mug. Give it about a solid minute or two...remove the cookie and you will have a warm soft cookie that taste like it just came out of the oven. God Damn life is good when you bite into that cookie.

One of my favorite rituals is cookies and milk + chiefsplanet before bed.

Eleazar 12-03-2013 09:49 PM

Sweet Martha's

cosmo20002 12-03-2013 10:03 PM

http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/MIKELL/chips.jpg

ping2000 12-03-2013 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 10246997)

Reported.

HoneyBadger 12-03-2013 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10246955)
One of my favorite rituals is cookies and milk + chiefsplanet before bed.

You must always be going to bed...

Hammock Parties 12-03-2013 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 10247032)
You must always be going to bed...

If I ever get cancer, I'm going to spend my last days eating cookies, drinking milk, posting on the Planet and going to bed.

KChiefer 12-03-2013 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10246955)
One of my favorite rituals is cookies and milk + chiefsplanet before bed.

Once, I was going to bed with some CC cookies and milk and my cat hops on the bed. So I'm eating cookies and petting my cat, life is grand. I finish my cookie and see I have chocolate on my finger. I lick it off, but it wasn't chocolate...it was one of my cat's eye-boogers! :Lin:

Dartgod 12-03-2013 10:54 PM

Blue Chip Cookies.

http://www.bluechipcookiesdirect.com/

:drool:

RealSNR 12-03-2013 11:06 PM

Ever try eating a chocolate chip cookie with Tyler Bray's semen?

Mr. Flopnuts 12-03-2013 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10247092)
Ever try eating a chocolate chip cookie with Tyler Bray's semen?

Alex Smith's is better. Why? Glad you asked...

Quote:

Originally Posted by thePhoenix (Post 9433155)
Let me give you guys some insight on Alex from someone who has watched every snap he has taken in his career since I haven't missed a snap of a 49ers game since 1990.


First Ill say that Alex is a far better option than Montana at the end of his career, or Bono or Grbac. Montana had already lost the just adequate arm strength he had in his prime due to the elbow injuries. Bono was always just a middle of the pack QB and Grbac was never a legitimate starter to begin with he had great deep touch but that was it.

If you want to Compare a former 49ers to Chiefs QB It would have to be Steve Deberg (even though I think Smiths ability is much greater) Deberg was a young QB with the 9ers but was ushered out of town because in Bill Walshs own words he wanted Joe to take Control of the team and that couldnt happen as long as there was another young talented QB with more exp on the roster. Bill just wanted his guy in there. The story came out this week that Jim Harbaugh told his father that Kaep was his favorite player in that draft..... He was going to get His guy in no matter what. It has nothing to Do with Smiths ability It was about Kaeps super ability and the prize pupil of a QB guru who wants to change the NFL. personally I think Smith play and the fact that the 9ers were looking like superbowl favorites only pushed him to make the switch earlier before management and the fan base wouldnt let him anymore.
The Physical comparisons between Cassel and Smith are not even in the same ball park. There is this thought that is being spread around that Alex has a noodle arm which is totally false. I think it mainly comes from the fact that people hear he is a Game manager (also completely false but ill get to that later) and he was replaced by a QB with a stronger arm. The fact is that Kaep has John Elway, Brett Favre type arm strength and just because Alex doesn't throw as hard as that doesn't mean he has a weak arm. Id venture to say its still in the top 1/3 of the NFL. Where as Cassel is easily in the bottom 1/3. As far as running ability goes just watch the two play and you will see a vast difference. Arm strength in general to me is the most overrated aspect of QB play, Joe Montana, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, Tom Brady,and Steve Young off the top of my head all just have or had Adequate arm strength. The catch here though is that even though in real life accuracy and smarts are more important than arm strength there is a minimum threshold to truly be effective, you have to be able to throw skinny posts and deep out patterns to keep the defense honest. I believe that Smith is some distance above that threshold (Scouts agree with me thus the 1st round selection) also he makes thees throws on a consistant basis and Cassel is below it. He just cant make every throw that needs to be made consistantly and so he must be protected by the scheme. Ill also mention that Smith is considered to be one of the smartest and most accurate QBs in the NFL Cassel is at least not nearly as accurate.

Just briefly another Smith myth is that his small hands are troublesome and the cause for so many fumbles the media got hold of this and ran with it (tony kornheiser to this day still call him ol small hands) when the truth is this his hands measure at 9.375 inches which is pretty average for an NFL QB and Colin Kaepernick for instance is smaller at 9.25. Since the early part of his career he has learned how to take care of the ball not only when throwing but also in the pocket he has been pretty amazing at not fumbling in the last 4 years for instance he has been sacked 115 times ( the 9ers O-line is all world at run blocking but just average at best pass blocking) and has only fumbled 17 times! thats thats not lost fumbles its all fumbles including in flubbed QB center exchanges. Harbaugh even commented on it several times how remarkable it is that he has such a grip on the ball in the pocket and how even when defenders get their hand right on the ball they cant rip it away.

Everyone knows that Smith didnt exactly have the best circumstances early in his career but most fail to see the extent of those

2005 His Rookie season He is 21 years old and the youngest to ever play QB in the NFL due to the fact that he graduated with an Econ degree in just 2 years. Because he already had his degree the NFL waived their normal rule that a player must be at least 3 years removed from their HS class to enter the draft. The best WRs on the team were Brandon LLoyd (5 years before he ever did anything decent in the league) and Anaz Battle lol. As far as the OC it was McCarthy who is obviously very good but Alex had him at the wrong time in his career. when you consider he was trying to learn a very complex offense when he had never taken a snap under center in college playing exclusively in the spread for Myers Utes. The result a Rate of 40.8.......gag..... obviously terrible people are already calling him a bust he should have never played this season, but there's pressure to play your #1 overall pick no matter the situation.

2006 McCarthy got the Packers job and the 9ers made a good hire in Turner he isnt a QB guru like someone on this forum stated he is more of a RB guru if anything but he is one of the worlds best play callers none the less. Alex had to start over learning NFL offense because turner runs coryell system compared to the WCO system McCarthy does totally different style and all new terminology. But by the end of the season Alex was showing lots of progress Turner bragged about him constantly and a couple times called him the best deep ball thrower he has ever worked with. Many were predicting big things for him in the future. His top WRs for the 06 year were Antonio Bryant and Anaz Battle lol. the result a rate of 74.8 considering what he had to work with and how much he had to learn and how he played near the end of the season it was pretty successful

2007 The first year of big expectations Pundits everywhere were picking the 9ers to have a big season Norv turner left to coach SD "Go ****your self San Diego"-Ron Burgandy and Mike Nolan made the decision that imo killed his job when he hired Jim Hostler as the OC he was the worst OC I had ever seen. He really hadnt a clue how to call a game or even how to layer routes in the passing game. Every play was all deep or all short and the next time that "hot routes" will be introduced while Alex is QB is when Harbaugh is hired. In 07 season 4 different QBs play none of them break 250 pass yards the high water mark is 237 yard in an OT win vs the Cards. 14of17 games they failed to reach even 200 yards passing and 4 times they failed to reach 100 yards passing

The big story this season though is the shoulder injury. On the third play from scrimmage in the 4th game Rocky Bernard sacks Alex and Alex suffers a grade 3 separation of his shoulder he sits out the rest of this game and the next two games. The 9ers with their new high expectations are suddenly now 2-4 and Nolan pulls the ultimate weasel cop out job ever and blames his injured QB for their piss poor record saying in the media in different words that Alex wasnt tough enough, and called his leadership into question Alex still being young and the opposite of a me first player tried to play the next 4 games with a severely separated throwing shoulder. His gift of accuracy was totally wiped out. He was terrible and understandably so, they lost all four games and at that time the season was lost at 2-8 so the team and Alex finally decided to shut it down for the season. He has surgery on the shoulder and the Bust label was cemented in most fans eyes during this disappointing season its just too bad that more fans dont look beyond the surface. The best WRs in the 07 season were Arnaz Battle who led the team with 600 yards and Darrell Jackson both of whom would have struggled to be a WR4 on another team. They combined for 548 yards for the rest of their career lol the result a rate of 57.2 The combination of terrible coaching, terrible WR talent and a severely separated shoulder explain his terrible season and this 07 and his rookie 05 season are why its silly to compare his career stats vs other QBs

2008 Nolan realized he need an actual NFL Offense so he hires Mike Martz which was a pretty good move IMO considering Nolan new nothing about Offense and left it up to Martz. In training camp there is a there is a 3 way battle for the top spot JT O Sullivan wins it further cementing the bust label. Most fans thought this was because Alex wasnt talented enough or that JTO won the competition because of his knowledge of the Martz system, but Martz has said since then in interviews that he could tell that Alex still wasnt healthy and not as accurate as he needed to be, and that he wished he could have had a healthy Alex to work with. Smith had surgery a second time on his shoulder before the season and sits out the entire year rehabbing. The team under achieves drastically again and Nolan is fired Singletary takes over and decides that he wants to run an exclusively smash mouth offense. He doesnt want to hear from Martz about needing a QB that can make all the throws because he was going to roll with Hill. Hill was 5-3 after taking over like that was a great accomplishment, so he cans Martz.

2009 9er fans are stuck again with a HC that knows absolutely nothing about offense and he is the one selecting the OC (sigh) HE hires Jimmy Raye who started coaching when players still wore leather helmets. Sing Interviewed many qualified candidates including Linehan, Chudzinski, and Hue Jackson but they all literally ran out of the building when sing told them that their plan was to run power as our 1st 2nd and 3rd option and they only pass if they need to. Raye was too old and feeble to get away so he had to take the job. Linehan even took the same job with the lowly ( at the time ) lions after turning down Sing. The offense under Raye was very predictable and very out dated, the passing routes were from another era, very simple and unimaginative. and they tried to run power on virtually every play even with a light OL. After starting the season 3-3 Raye was able to convince Sing that a QB with a stronger arm than Hill was needed to loosen up the D for the run game. So Alex was reinserted into the starting line up. SF fans were beside themselves saying they couldnt believe the great bust was getting another chance. And Im thinking what chance exactly did he have before to be successful? his second season when he played reasonably well? The top WRs for the 09 season are the rookie Michael Crabtree who led the WRs with 625 yards despite having no training camp or preseason and holding out for the first 5 games. Its unlikely that they even got toplay catch many time together before they were in the games together. And Joshua Morgan who was a WR4 this year in Was. The result a rate of 81.5 a nice improvement and pretty decent considering the lack of overall talent to throw to and the fact he had to shake off nearly two years of rust after 2 shoulder surgeries.

2010 expectations part duex. Again the 9ers are supposed to be a pretty competitive team and challenge fo a playoff spot. there is even some renewed hope in Alex by the skeptical fans. For the first time in his career Alex will not have to learn a new offense in the off season because SF will have the same OC. Its just too bad that OC was an ancient man running an ancient scheme backed by a HC that has an ancient ideal of Offense. Raye makes it only thru the 3rd game of the season before he is fired and former QB coach Mike Johnson is hired to take his place. after Raye was fired there were reports that surfaced from players that opposing defenders would literally repeatedly call out every play the offense had called and this happened on several occasions. Also it was said by anyone that watched the game film that literally 90% or better of the 9er run plays followed right behind rookie G Mike Iupati. There was also an issue during this season with an injury to Smiths non throwing shoulder allowing Troy Smith playing time. When the backup QB came in and had a couple big games on teams with no film against him by chucking wounded ducks deep all over the field Sing wasnt Knowledgeable enough to realize that wasnt sustainable and it took 6 games for Sing to have enough of that ridiculous experiment. Had Alex started some of those games its the feeling of many that that the 9ers would have made the playoffs that year and Sing could have kept his job ( thank god he didnt) when Alex did finally get his job back and Johnson had some time to form a real offensive plan of attack it was then contrary to popular belief that his play and stats started going thru the roof. For the first time since he was a 22 year old second year QB there was some talent and a real offensive philosophy around him.

2011 at the end of the 2010 season Alex was a free agent and after the way he had been disrespected by fans and management he literally laughed at a reporter that asked him if he would consider coming back, not being snarky just really amused someone would ask him that question. then Jim Harbaugh was hired Jim didnt have a QB on the roster and he viewed Alex as the best option of all the available talent Harbaugh pushed hard and was able to convince Alex to stay because deep down he wanted to be successful here and show everyone what he could be. They gave him a play book during the lock out and even though he wasnt under contract he personally reached out to the whole team and organized/conducted what the media called camp Alex. He had an excellent season the result a rate of 90.7 which is even more impressive because he yet again still didnt have top notch WR talent Crabtree is a borderline 1 but the niners second most yards by a WR was Kyle Williams with 241 still somehow he managed a shoot out victory vs the saints in the playoffs. Some critics like to point out that he didnt have a big game against the Giants but if you watch that game you know it was a windy miserable mess and Eli who gets credit for winning didnt play that much better and he had 3 fantastic WRs when Alex had Brett Swain as a starter lol.

2012 It begins with Peytongate When I think back on it now I wonder if the fact that Peyton could easily be ushered out even from a successful team because of his age when Kaep was ready had much to do with the whole secret private meeting. But beyond that word came that Alex was working on his mechanics with Tom House who was famous for working with Drew Brees. According to Alex there were some mechanical issues dating all the way back to 2007 when he tried to throw with a badly injured shoulder. and in camp he was pretty phenomenal according to reports that said repeatedly that there was NO question who the best QB was there was also excitement because Alex would finally again get to use the same playbook as the season before. they also addes more WR options to go with Crabtree they had Manningham and Moss no where near the best in the league but by far the best group he has ever had to work with. The results fantastic a rate of 104.1 Also take note that the 2 worst by far games of the 8 game season came after a finger injury on his throwing hand with out those two poor games his #s would have been astronomical.

Another Smith myth is that he has reached his talent cap excluding the 2007 season with the shoulder injury this is the ratings of all the seasons of his career in order 40.8, 74.8, 81.5, 82.1, 90.7, 104.1 ..... notice that it goes up each year? he is just 29 next year the best years for QBs are generally in their early 30s

Last Smith myth is that he is just a game manager. He has all the intelligence and the physical ability to put up huge #s as a QB but since his first day in the league he has only played for conservative run first coaches. this is even true about Harbaugh you just dont put up big passing numbers in his offense Kaep doesnt and wont either its still very much run first and sit on leads type of O so the efficiency numbers are all you can go by and figure they would likely translate if he just threw more often and those are off the chart good. also earlier in his career part of the struggles he had were because of being reigned in it wasnt something he was used to after playing in the spread in college he always looked great when the offense was opened up in more desperate situations because he was just more comfortable that way Andy Reid saw this first hand twice. One more point is that when the the game manager tag first became the in thing to call him last year in 2010 he was second in the league in 4thqtr comebacks and game winning drives only behind Eli


Mr_Tomahawk 12-04-2013 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 10247065)
Blue Chip Cookies.

http://www.bluechipcookiesdirect.com/

:drool:

niiiiiiiice.

And there is one in Leawood...

Dave Lane 12-04-2013 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10246927)
If you ever visit KC you gotta hit up the classic cookie.

http://www.theclassiccookie.com/

He speaks truth. Too many stops there over the years. The staff is usually pretty fun too boot.

Dave Lane 12-04-2013 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10247123)
Alex Smith's is better. Why? Glad you asked...

Don't ever post that drivel again :) JFC that's half the reason I can't stand Alex, his ****ing fan club.

Dave Lane 12-04-2013 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 10246936)
Bloom baking co. In city market...YJ's snack bar in crossroads is a close second.

YJs is a fun as hell place and the cookie lady is nice but no way it's close to the classic cookie.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-04-2013 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10247271)
Don't ever post that drivel again :) JFC that's half the reason I can't stand Alex, his ****ing fan club.

Ha! You would've loved the thread I was posting that in last night. ROFL

Rukdafaidas 12-04-2013 07:39 AM

Go to your local Doubletree Hotel and see if they will sell you some. They're the best damn cookies I've ever tasted. They make it worth staying at Doubletree.
Or, you can apparently buy them online at:
http://www.christiecookies.com/products/doubletree.html

In58men 12-04-2013 07:47 AM

Albertsons has the best IMO

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/04/qyvytu7e.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk 12-04-2013 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rukdafaidas (Post 10247305)
Go to your local Doubletree Hotel and see if they will sell you some. They're the best damn cookies I've ever tasted. They make it worth staying at Doubletree.
Or, you can apparently buy them online at:
http://www.christiecookies.com/products/doubletree.html

My boss knows I am a chocoholic and brought me a tin full of their cookies for my birthday...

REALLY good. :thumb:

DMAC 12-04-2013 08:06 AM

http://www.chicagocookiestore.com/pr...ip-cookies.jpg

NewChief 12-04-2013 08:16 AM

While they don't sell any plain chocolate chip cookies, I think that Momofuku Milk Bar probably makes the best cookies in the world. Not sure that they're as good when they're shipped, but they are insane straight from the store:

http://milkbarstore.com/main/corpora...ay-gift-guide/

I've had the compost cookies, corn cookies (personal favorite), and cornflake chocolate chip. All are amazing. Like... crazy amazing.

NewChief 12-04-2013 08:21 AM

Oh. And if you want to kick your own chocolate chip cookies up a notch, try this browned butter and sea salt chocolate chip cookie recipe. I've taken it to parties, and people go apeshit for it.

http://bakingthegoods.com/2013/05/09...with-sea-salt/

Dayze 12-04-2013 08:26 AM

actually, I'm a fan of my wife's cookies (NTTAWWT). She has nailed it over the last few years. Peanut butter cookies too.

though...it took her MANY tries to do so lol. There were a few batches over the years that left me "Nah honey....no no. I think they're good. Really". but she knew I was only being nice.

Dayze 12-04-2013 08:28 AM

They used to make these fresh at my high school. 99% of the time you'd get a bag of them that was just out of the oven; hot. would have to eat them with a fork almost.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...ZAuYpf1Nzvdg34

Mr_Tomahawk 12-04-2013 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10247353)
They used to make these fresh at my high school. 99% of the time you'd get a bag of them that was just out of the oven; hot. would have to eat them with a fork almost.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...ZAuYpf1Nzvdg34

/THREAD

Junior High. Best. Cookies. Ever.

I swear those things were just hot buttery chunks of dough sold in bags.

...EVERYONE loved those cookies.

loochy 12-04-2013 09:05 AM

Aldi cookies ftw

http://www.discounter-preisvergleich...9-15-40-59.jpg

Nzoner 12-04-2013 09:13 AM

I'm not saying the best by any means but I found these at the store the other night and if you're ever at home and get that craving pop one in the toaster and not bad.

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03...51_500X500.jpg

Titty Meat 12-04-2013 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10246927)
If you ever visit KC you gotta hit up the classic cookie.

http://www.theclassiccookie.com/

Wow I live here and didn't even know about this place. Thanks.

Nzoner 12-04-2013 09:15 AM

Also Harrah's Buffet has homemade ones that they take from the oven and put on a warmer,talk about having to eat with a fork and delicious.

Mr_Tomahawk 12-04-2013 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 10247420)
Also Harrah's Buffet has homemade ones that they take from the oven and put on a warmer,talk about having to eat with a fork and delicious.

Hmmmmm...

Predarat 12-04-2013 09:20 AM

One of the best store bought cookies I ever had was from a restaurant called Bricktops. There are not many around, and it is not always on their desert menu, but that thing was damn delicious. Also, if you have not tried the Papa Johns 5$ cookie, it was a pleasant surprise. Not as good as cookies from a real cookie store, but I though it was better then the Old Chicago cookie.

tredadda 12-04-2013 09:22 AM

Hard to say nationally, but there is a place in Fort Collins called Eileen's Colossal Cookies and they are utterly amazing. The best chocolate chip cookies I have ever eaten.

mr. tegu 12-04-2013 09:34 AM

As far as convenience Hen House has some dang good chocolate chip cookies.

BlackHelicopters 12-04-2013 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 10247413)
I'm not saying the best by any means but I found these at the store the other night and if you're ever at home and get that craving pop one in the toaster and not bad.

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03...51_500X500.jpg

Probably give you the shits for days.

gblowfish 12-04-2013 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10247353)
They used to make these fresh at my high school. 99% of the time you'd get a bag of them that was just out of the oven; hot. would have to eat them with a fork almost.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...ZAuYpf1Nzvdg34

I'm not going to eat anything named "spunk."

Sorry.

gblowfish 12-04-2013 09:47 AM

What? No love for Famous Amos or Archway Cookies???

Dartgod 12-04-2013 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10247490)
I'm not going to eat anything named "spunk."

Sorry.

NTTIATWWT

mr. tegu 12-04-2013 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10247353)
They used to make these fresh at my high school. 99% of the time you'd get a bag of them that was just out of the oven; hot. would have to eat them with a fork almost.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...ZAuYpf1Nzvdg34

I believe you can buy these in grocery stores in either the refrigerated section or the frozen section and then bake them yourself.

Dayze 12-04-2013 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 10247494)
I believe you can buy these in grocery stores in either the refrigerated section or the frozen section and then bake them yourself.

:hmmm:

DMAC 12-04-2013 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10247379)
/THREAD

Junior High. Best. Cookies. Ever.

I swear those things were just hot buttery chunks of dough sold in bags.

...EVERYONE loved those cookies.

Everyone was also stoned.

Fire Me Boy! 12-04-2013 09:58 AM

My wife makes amazing chocolate chip cookies. One of the secrets is using browned butter instead of regular butter.

COchief 12-04-2013 09:58 AM

Word on the street is your mom makes the best cookies, however she typically ends up with a fair amount of batter in her mouth.

NewChief 12-04-2013 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10247510)
My wife makes amazing chocolate chip cookies. One of the secrets is using browned butter instead of regular butter.

Q :D

Post #29

Fire Me Boy! 12-04-2013 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10247517)
Q :D

Post #29

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/360...-you-off-o.gif

Mr_Tomahawk 12-04-2013 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10247510)
My wife makes amazing chocolate chip cookies. One of the secrets is using browned butter instead of regular butter.

Does she sell/ship them... :hmmm:

Nzoner 12-04-2013 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 10247477)
Probably give you the shits for days.

Not yet

BigRock 12-04-2013 10:30 AM

McDonalds has chocolate chip cookies. Not the little things in a box from the old days, but freshly baked ones that are fairly big. I guess they've had them for a while now, but I only had some for the first time over the weekend.

They were great. I was shocked and amazed.

FloridaMan88 12-04-2013 11:23 AM

Costco

http://i.imgur.com/EXJuw.jpg

Fire Me Boy! 12-04-2013 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10247536)
Does she sell/ship them... :hmmm:

Maybe one of these days. :)

SeeingRed 12-04-2013 01:12 PM

Bastard! Making me want to go cheat on my new diet now!!!

OrtonsPiercedTaint 12-04-2013 03:22 PM

Chocolate chip cookies are kinda like beer
As long as they are free... they're pretty damn good

Buehler445 12-04-2013 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10247510)
My wife makes amazing chocolate chip cookies. One of the secrets is using browned butter instead of regular butter.

OK, for us food-illiterate sons of bitches, what is browned butter?

Fire Me Boy! 12-04-2013 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10248332)
OK, for us food-illiterate sons of bitches, what is browned butter?

It butter that's been melted to the point where all the water in the butter boils and the milk solids begin to brown. It takes on a deep buttery, nutty flavor that's amazing. In warm chocolate chip cookies, it has an almost butterscotch or caramel quality that's delicious.

I cook with brown butter all the time. I'll make 2-3 pounds of it at a time in a dutch oven in the oven, stock some up in the fridge and use it everywhere.

Simple instructions here: http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes..._brown_butter/

Hammock Parties 12-04-2013 04:08 PM

another key is using brown sugar in combo with white sugar

Fire Me Boy! 12-04-2013 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10248346)
another key is using brown sugar in combo with white sugar

Yep, brown to white sugar ratio and melted to softened butter ratio are very important in the final product.

Hammock Parties 12-04-2013 04:15 PM

Speaking of sweets, I'm going to put some white chocolate chips in my next batch of brownies.

NewChief 12-04-2013 04:35 PM

We're about to get an ice/snow storm, and I just talked to my wife on the phone about going to the store. She must have read my mind because she said, "I'm going to pick up the stuff for the brown butter and sea salt chocolate chip cookies."

Sweet.

Hammock Parties 12-04-2013 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10248389)
We're about to get an ice/snow storm, and I just talked to my wife on the phone about going to the store. She must have read my mind because she said, "I'm going to pick up the stuff for the brown butter and sea salt chocolate chip cookies."

Sweet.

And your wife has like 15 percent body fat too.

#winning

Hammock Parties 12-04-2013 05:39 PM

sorry

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...20101358_o.jpg

NewChief 12-04-2013 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10248391)
And your wife has like 15 percent body fat too.

#winning

I think she's down to like 12 now. She's been going nuts on diet (vegan) and gym lately.

Pepe Silvia 12-04-2013 07:19 PM

You haven't had a chocolate chip cookie until you've had a warmy gooey Otis Spunkmeyer fresh out of the oven.

hometeam 12-04-2013 07:23 PM

Who makes the best chocolate chip cookie?

Why you do, of course. And here comes the science~

Quote:

Cookie-Baking Chemistry: How To Engineer Your Perfect Sweet Treat

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/201...ct-sweet-treat


Deberg_1990 12-04-2013 07:28 PM

Wal Mart brand. Great Value. Delicious!

dj56dt58 12-04-2013 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10246955)
One of my favorite rituals is cookies and milk + chiefsplanet + touching myself before bed.

fyp

Cannibal 12-04-2013 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 10247044)
Once, I was going to bed with some CC cookies and milk and my cat hops on the bed. So I'm eating cookies and petting my cat, life is grand. I finish my cookie and see I have chocolate on my finger. I lick it off, but it wasn't chocolate...it was one of my cat's eye-boogers! :Lin:

ROFL

Pants 12-04-2013 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10247353)
They used to make these fresh at my high school. 99% of the time you'd get a bag of them that was just out of the oven; hot. would have to eat them with a fork almost.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...ZAuYpf1Nzvdg34

End this mother****ing thread. I have yet to taste a better cookie than Otis Spunkmeyer circa high school. Blue Chip cookies taste like ass compared to Otis Spunkmeyer (maybe I'm just not a fan of the crumbly and too sweet style of Blue Chip).

Hammock Parties 12-09-2013 06:38 PM

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http://www.moneysavingmadness.com/wp...th_cookies.jpg

http://daymtastic.com/wp-content/upl...es-560x325.jpg

Buzz 12-09-2013 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10246913)
Hy-Vee are off the chain.

Aldi, you dispoint.

Pepe Silvia 12-09-2013 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10264189)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6kW54Otgz3M?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

http://www.moneysavingmadness.com/wp...th_cookies.jpg

http://daymtastic.com/wp-content/upl...es-560x325.jpg

The Chocolate Jungle Gym? :LOL:

Hammock Parties 03-13-2014 06:26 PM

HNNNNNNNG

Want to get fat on this :bowdown:

http://ir.papajohns.com/releasedetai...leaseID=793916

Quote:

LOUISVILLE, Ky.--(BUSINESS WIRE)-- Just in time for National Cookie Month, Papa John's, the Official Pizza Sponsor of the NFL, today is introducing Papa's NEW Chocolate Chip Cookie.

Mega-sized, filled with rich chocolate chips, baked fresh and cut into eight slices and served warm, Papa's family sized Chocolate Chip Cookie is just $5 with any pizza purchase, now through Oct. 27.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-24ZNxKDNFC...-cookie-01.JPG

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WXbYoaQtYu...-cookie-03.JPG

MTG#10 03-13-2014 06:40 PM

Would

ForeverChiefs58 03-13-2014 06:55 PM

When I was a kid in cali there was a bag of "Mother's" chocolate chip cookies that were the best. They probably don't make them anymore though

Pasta Little Brioni 03-14-2014 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10488841)

Don't support that shit pizza joint


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