Sportsfan: The Alex Smith Story
 

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is this the same long ass story all the Alex Smith homers posted ten billion times when we first signed him?

It was in one of the gigantic Alex Smith bukkake threads.

Going to wait for the rest of the story...



good day / Paul Harvey

Ahh, Gotcha. I hadn't seen it.

What does his cum taste like? 3-13

ROFL Nice

I randomly flipped it to 7:39 and listened to the song for a bit

vomited in my mouth

tried to stab myself in the cochlea with a butter knife


smashed a vase

His story isn't over, gonna end with a superbowl or 2 in KC!

OMG HE HAD ONE GOOD SEASON IN HIS NFL CAREER LET'S ALL CRY TEARS OF JOY OVER THIS EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT

lol, all these ****ing Alex Smith ball sucking videos prove is that Vernon Davis is a badass.

A tribute video showing he sucks.

Did it bother all of you Genotypes that while you were sucking him off and swallowing he was texting on his cell phone the whole time?

I bet it has a hint of 10-6 and a major ass whooping in the wild card round of the playoffs.

Alex Smith... lol wut

http://i.imgur.com/gkI3mTA.jpg

There really are a ton of ****s masquerading as Chiefs fans these days.

The Chiefs have never in their history had QB play as well in the playoffs as AS did in 2011. Than includes Montana, that includes Lenny. And there's really no need to mention including anyone else.

For a bunch a power-bottoms who insisted that they were tired of plodding along in the regular season when the playoffs are all that count, their gaping hunger for chocolate penis has changed their tune but quick.

This

Well he did back it up with better play the following year and then he was injured a benched for Kaepernick. His last 31 starts his QB rating was over 97. :shrug:

Are you including the Giants game, or is this just a 1 game perspective?

True.

I wonder how well he's going to do in an offensive system that still utilizes SAs, considering Harbaugh removed them for him.

I wish that ****ing Saints game had never happened.

It gets cited every time some nimrod is asked to prove that Alex Smith is a good QB...completely ignoring the fact that he basically NEVER plays like that on a given Sunday.

You might as well cite Casshole's 4 TD game against Seattle as proof that he's a BAMF.

Morons.

Good thing for Alex he never does anything worth jumping into the stands for. I think he would have his ass oraly raped.

**** that story. I'm only interested in a Alex story that ends with a few of these

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Sight Adjustments? I have confidence in Reid & CO. to get the best out of Alex Smith.

I'm taking what positives I can find and I'm going into this season rooting for the Chiefs. I'm rooting for Alex Smith too. He sucked but he never quit and then he started playing well. Then Harbaugh jerked the rug out from under him. Call me a sucker :shrug:

Yes.

As to the second part, I have no problem with Alex as a stop-gap or someone to groom a QB behind. I'd have liked Alex + Geno/Barkley/Nassib/Wilson/etc. Same applies to next year. It'd be fun if he did well here but I'm not banking on it. I think that the people anticipating 11-5 to 13-3 seasons or deep playoff runs with Alex Smith are in for a surprise.

Additionally, the compensation given up was ridiculous unless Alex turns into a long-term starter or serves as an integral teaching/mentoring component to our QBOTF.

I don't really go into it with a win/loss number in mind I pretty much take it one game at a time. When it get's here 1-0 would be great. And I think a 2nd round pick for a starting QB isn't so ridiculous. That's just me though. It's a starting QB.

What about when that starting QB is really just a backup being sold as a starting QB?

I was at that game, worst weather I have ever attended a game in. He actually didnt play bad at all. As a matter of fact when the time came he made huge plays in a very close game. 73 yrd bomb to VD, as well as 40. Also a few big runs. He actually had the game sealed up. Obviously we know what happend later, but dont dissmiss him. Dont forget it took Eli 58 pass att to reach 300yrds. He was just around 52%. It was a great great football game. Im not sure how Alex is gonna look, after all we were 2-14 last season. I do believe we have the talent to be better than that, but hey talent only takes ya so far.

The Alex Smith Story for Dummies

Played well in college
Was drafted 1.1
Was major disappointment during his entire rookie contract
Benched periodically for the likes of Shaun King, David Carr and other QBs lost to the sands of time
Not mobile
Not accurate passer over 10 yards
Prefers to take sacks than throw the ball away
When surrounded by Super Bowl champion talent, his game improved
Became free agent and no one wanted him. Even his old team went after Manning instead; but, signed him again when there was no other choice.
Lost his starting job again to a guy who excels in a college scheme offense. Never got it back.
One or two teams interested in him as a stop gap measure.
Chiefs over paid for him, thinking they were getting Drew Brees instead.
Andy Reid loves him and will commit to him because Alex is a nice man.
Alex is a nice man. Good next door neighbor.
Alex is not a franchise QB, but can pretend to be one.

Dude half your post is sh*t. you obviously dont follow football, only the Chiefs maybe.Firstly when did shaun King play for the Niners? Alex was always known as a mobile athletic QB. He never ever threw the ball in Highschool, he was a running QB. Which is why Urban Meyer recruited him, along with his intelligence and Athleticism. He was extremely mobile at Utah. He is extremely accurate over 10 yards, just doesnt throw deep all that often, when he does hes as good as anyone in the league. No one wanted him? No one knows this, the Chiefs scooped him up in a heart beat. You really believe Reid committed to him because he is nice? Terrible terrible post. Kaepernick excels in a college scheme? really, he was playing in the Super Bowl. Remember one of those? The Niners added a wrinkle. Their offense is far from the pistol. They run nuance's of the offense, but it will always be Harbaugh's Stanford offense. Yes they over Paid. You need to go and watch the tape of his last 25 games played. I truly think you will have a different impression of what you see. As a matter of fact, Harbaugh watch every single throw Alex made in highschool, college and pros, which is why he decided he could win with him. Maybe Reid sees the same. Yes sometimes a player like Kap comes along. Harbaugh thinks he is a once in a generation QB. He is just more gifted than Alex. Hands down.

Fair enough. Like jd said, I feel that Smith is a competent backup/average starter that's being projected by many as a franchise QB.

I bet if you parsed it well enough Cassel did as well.

I agree Ponderception, the head coach though is one of those people who thinks this. My point also is that Harbaugh thought the same as well. Not bad supporters of a QB if i do say so myself. Remember there was no Kaepernick just yet when Harbaugh was hired. He watched all the film an made the decision that Alex was more than capable to lead. Kap just happened to come along and fall in his lap. Alot of NFL people and coaches think Alex's career was set back by disfunction in the organization and not his lack of talent. From 05 to around 09, after that they started cleaning things up.

And now you know the rest of the story....

/Paul Harvey

Kaepernick didn't fall into his lap...

Before the draft Kaepernick was thought to be a 3rd day pick. Then he started getting a little love and people started projecting him as a day 2 pick. Then when the draft came Harbaugh traded up in the 2nd to pick him.

No he just happened to trade up for Kap and ditch Smiff at the first possible moment and never return to him. Its a love story after all.

Not true, Harbaugh had already announced Smith was his guy and he was staying. Did he have ideas of drafting a Qb and developing him, probably yes, and yes he fell in his lap. Once he saw that Andy Dalton was drafted is why Balke traded up and get Kap. The decision to keep Smith was way before Kapernick.

they were not sure they could get him, it was thought to be a choice of getting him or Dalton

Feel free to be an idiot.

Kaepernick fell into the 49ers lap as much as RG3 fell into the Redskins lap.

I think you may be the idiot, they traded up 8 spots after everyone passed on him. 5 QBs went ahead of him moron. He fell right in their laps after Dalton went 1 pick ahead of him

Kaepernick has become an NFL pro football star. It wasn't that long ago that he was still mostly unknown. His run up to the starting QB role in the Super Bowl was fueled by astonishing performances including two record-breaking games.

Although he was drafted early in the second round of the 2011 NFL draft, five other QBs were taken ahead of him: Cam Newton, Jake Locker, Blaine Gabbert, Christian Ponder and Andy Dalton. It's pretty clear now that Kaepernick has emerged as the best pick.

At the time many draft watchers were surprised that he was taken so early. He was predicted to be a middle-round pick, most likely as a backup. That the San Francisco 49ers traded up to get him was a surprise and questioned by many.

How is it that Colin Kaepernick, clearly an extraordinary talent, was so undervalued by NFL draft experts? After all, it's not as if his college career was undistinguished. For those who didn't follow him at Nevada, it may come as a surprise to learn that he broke nearly all the NCAA records for dual-threat QBs.

Kaepernick was the first QB to pass for over 10,000 yards and rush for over 4,000 yards. He scored 59 rushing TDs and passed for over 2,000 yards while rushing for over 1,000 in three consecutive seasons.

How did the experts miss him? Kaepernick simply didn't get the national coverage afforded to athletes in larger media markets and teams from AQ conferences. As a result, he flew largely under the radar until 2010, his senior year after he demolished Cal early in the season.

The days of anonymity are long gone. Kaepernick now has millions of fans. But most of them didn't have the opportunity to watch him in college. That is a real shame because if you didn't see him at the University of Nevada, you missed some amazing games.

Did you watch Kaepernick at Nevada?
Yes, I saw many of his college games. No, I never saw him until he joined the 49ers. No, I'm from Boise and I still haven't gotten over 2010. Submit Vote vote to see results
I was lucky. I just so happened to see his first game and I knew at that point he was special. I decided thereafter to see every game I could. Over the next four years I saw all Nevada home games and many of the away games as well. I began tracking his stats and knew by his junior year that if he continued at the same pace, he would shatter records. I began writing about his performances in B/R in 2009 and declared he was "The Best College QB You Never Heard Of" in one of my early articles.

Of all the games I saw him play at Nevada, the series against Boise State was the most memorable. In his very first start in 2007, Kaepernick led the Wolf Pack on a furious second-half comeback to tie the Broncos with seconds left in regulation. After four overtimes, Boise State squeaked out a 69-67 win.

In 2008 and 2009, Kaepernick again engineered comeback, actually outscoring the Broncos in the second half only to fall just short of victory.

But in 2010, in his next-to-last regular-season college game, Kaepernick vowed he would win. Down by 17 at the half, Kaepernick put on one of the most remarkable performances I have ever seen. With 350 yards of offense in the second half alone, he passed and rushed for TDs and once again tied the game with seconds left in regulation.

Two missed Bronco field goals later, and Nevada won the game on a field goal. That game ended Boise State's undefeated season and any hope for a shot at the national championship.

Many consider the first game in 2007 and the last in 2010 to be among the most exciting games in college football history. For those of you who are new Kaepernick fans, you really should go find some video of those games. What you will see is the same astonishing play and will to win that was evident in his second year in the NFL. It was all there at Nevada, but most of you, including a lot of draft experts, missed it.

No shit teams passed on Kaepernick. He had problems handing the ball off in his first preseason.

He was a project with tools and the 49ers traded up to make sure they got him. If that is "falling into their lap" to you then no one can help you.

I was completely ambivalent about the Niners until we ended up with that washed up QB Smith and all their fans decided to come lecture us all incessantly about it as if anybody here actually gives a shit about their franchise. But now I've learned to hate the Niners even more than the Raiders and I can't wait to see Seattle push their shit in for the next few years.

um teams passed on him because he had trouble handing the ball off in preseason? doesnt he have to get drafted first to hand the ball off in preseason? Please leave this board, or at least learn that 1 comes before 2.

Way to miss the entire point, dipshit.

He had no trouble handing the ball off, you are making things up as you go. Please post your facts about him having trouble handing the ball off. You are making sh**t up to make us think you know anything about football.

LOOK at your own gigantic diahreah post...

you claim Kap is crowned already. You claim its a done deal he is elite. Who is the one making shit up?

you sucked so much cum from kap's dick it is gushering out your nose like a ****ing geyser

go the **** away

fast

As a matter of fact Kaepernick didnt lose 1 fumble in the preseason of his rookie year. Again please leave, until you have anything true or interesting to say.

Hey dipshit, you are the one on a Chiefs board. Noone here is leaving and we don't give a flying **** about the 49ers.

He didn't "lose" any fumbles. Good for him. Shame he fumbled twice in his very first NFL showing.

GTFO.

Actually you no toothed meth head, im a Chiefs fan and this discussion started with Alex SMith.

Bullshit.

Ive stated it a million times i live on the west coast and support Alex Smith as ive seen almost everygame hes ever played. including most of his high school games. I watch the Niners a ton which is why i joined this board when he was traded to us. What makes you such a fan?

Like I said, you are a Niners fan.

same ol sh*t nothing real to say. Just a homer fan. go somewhere else.

Go back to your Niner board, asswipe. And take your mults with you.

il be here all night, let me know when you actually have anything to say about football. jeez your a loser

Don't get mad because I can point out that you are just a 49er troll here to talk shit just like the rest of your little 49er pals that think they need to join in on every conversation about your boyfriend Alex Smith. If you are going to be here all night, I would suggest either getting a life or maybe learning how to ****ing spell.

I am and Alix Smif fan, evun moore soe that he is a Chief. Cheif , Cheef, Shief!

I've never refered to Alex Smith as a franchise QB. IMO franchise QB gets tossed around a little to freely. I'm rooting for Alex Smith none the less. I don't think there's a lot of folks screaming AS Franchise QB either. A few maybe.

No what I did was look at his game between his last injury and then injury/benching. It's the most recent example/sample pool of his play. What he did five years ago doesn't really matter. It's what he is right now that matters. He ain't no superman. Was he available?

The Alex Smith Story:

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End of story.
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As a true 49ers fan this pains me. The Chiefs have always been my "AFC team" because, well, I hate the Raiders and the Broncos. I know that isn't a great basis for friendship but it is what it is.

49ers fans are not here trying to sell you on their backup quarterback. Those are Alex Smith fans. They've been trying to sell us on the bust for the past 8 years as well. For some bizarre reason Smith has a following that is as dogmatic and unrelenting as the Tebowners.

I'm sorry you have to deal with these cultists now but please, don't blame 49ers fans. The true fans didn't switch allegiance to the Chiefs when Alex was traded.

Glad to know the real 49ers fans agree that Smiff is a bust. No one here wants to accept that.

Ah, a voice of reason from the bay finally arrives.
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I think anyone expecting that from a drafted QB we are trying to groom would be in for a surprise too, even if he were a 1st rounder. How many times do most teams miss before they hit on a guy that finally turns them into a legitimate deep playoff favorite?

Even if Alex Smith was a 29 year old Tom Brady, I think it's a good idea to start looking for the next big thing to groom so I agree with the approach you're advocating. It looks like this first year, they're going to go with a super high risk, high reward project in Bray (I'm super not optimistic about that, but whatever). Hopefully they'll either see progress on that front or pick up a new project next year*, unless Alex Smith really bombs in which case they may need to be more aggressive at looking for a replacement.

You were interesting and fun to follow before the draft. Now you seem sad.

ROFL

LMAO It's a sad situation, as you'll soon see for yourself.
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See what I mean?

So basically, Dorsey got bent over when he over paid for another 49er ass-hat QB. Does that describe what happened?

Bingo.
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they shoved lexi steele up him...not his junk, the whole dude

So explain to me the connection. Is it because he is a Mormon or Gay or what? Just really dreamy blue eyes? I just don't understand why the **** he has these ****ing groupies given his very mediocre results.

Same thing can be said about GENO...People act like he's the best thing since sliced bread.:rolleyes:

I'm sure most are ok, but just the ones that have come over preaching the Alex Smith gospel have been the majority of ones that have come over here and now pretend to be some life long Chief fan all of a sudden. I know a lot of your backup QB's seem to end up here but I don't get the following of a guy that has been just slightly better than Matt Cassel in his career. After having QB's like Montana, Young and even Garcia I can't imagine actually changing your allegiance for Alice Smith.

Alex Smith sucks.

considering hes 1000 time the qb your shit bag worthless piece of Clays pimply ass is, you should shut up, and move along.....

ahhh, yet another lame ass forty whiner fan, coming over to the chiefs site, to tell them how he isnt an alex smith fan. Thats ****ing fine. Im a 49er fan, who can appreciate what alex smith went through, thanks to such fine fans as yourself. Im not an alex smith worshipper, i just wish no ill will on the guy.

But you go ahead, you continue on sucking that chiefs fan dick to earn some brownie points. Slurp slurp gargle, gargle, swallow...

That pretty much sums it up.