Alex Smith on 810 now
 

You're welcome.

Thank you, I might've turned on 810 by accident had i not known.

Thanks!

Lots bullshit going through your speakers.

I actually thought quite a bit about this recently;
I think player and coaches interviews are absolutely pointless. none of them are going to give anything but the company line.

Pretty funny, smart guy, actually.

He's absolutely the perfect backup to a young franchise QB.

Smith is holding his own. Very forthright and conversational. No trite canned responses yet. No company speak.

Are they asking him about the flossing question?

What's he saying?

says he loves how Joeckel looks. Really impressed with his game.....

He waterpiks.

yeah he did a great job at it in sf last year

hahaha....you like to stir the shit, don't ya? :thumb:

One things for sure. He's a HUGE upgrade over Cassel in the interview department.

Mostly general football stuff....lots of softball questions. Seems like a guy that's very comfortable in his own skin. Not stilted like some other recent qb's in KC.

Alex Smith should have told Soren that Syracuse blows! Would have helped his image.

OH SWEEET HE GOT A 41 ON THE WONDERLIC....SUPERBOWLS!!!

Do I think he's going to win us a championship? No. But God damn it if I don't like the guy.

heez a smatr une

He said:
"Hey, howzit goin? How bout those Chiefs? AFC West....all right!"

He did say that he thought it had nothing to do with football and was extremely overrated.

cassels a nice guy too

He finished up saying Geno Smith is a pillowbiter & will NEVER be a starting QB in the NFL. Personally, I think he was a little over the top with that comment.

He did say he was hearing Geno's name associated with the #1 overrall pick take it fwiw.

Whats he think of KC BBQ??

So was Hitler.

Says he never could get into Ren and Stimpy as a kid. Didn't know why all the kids thought it was cool except for the fact that it was the "naughty" show lots of parents wouldn't let them watch.

Yes but Hitler never helped Pissoli pick up gum wrappers the day after.

Says Andy Reid doesn't actually look anything at all like a walrus, and wishes people would stop calling him that.

Finished off the interview saying anyone who boos him, he will personally find them and pound their dicks in the dirt.

He says it sucks

uhh no

Apologized for that terrible Halloween photo he took with his family where he was dressed as Captain America and his wife and son had on Superman outfits. Says if had known he was committing a terrible sin by mixing Marvel/DC universes, he would have bought a different costume, or scrapped the entire idea and gone for something classic like Dracula.

Big man. Theres only 80,000 of us

On the idea of gladiators in football: "People tell me that I do kind of look like Russell Crowe when I have a beard going, so I guess I kind of am a gladiator. I hope the Arrowhead fans like me. 'Alex Smith' also sounds a bit like 'Maximus,' so I have that going for me, too."

OK, you got me.

"I'm all for drafting WR's because I can't throw it and catch it to."

I knew it flaming pillowbitergot from San Pillowbitergotcisco

Says he finds the price of beer at Arrowhead to be a tad too expensive. He always tried to smuggle his own into Candlestick Park, but usually got caught. Hopes the beer police at Arrowhead are less active.

He'll be on 610 at 3 for anyone who's interested.

lol.. the raiders atleast took a swing on jafatty and they still pretty much have swept us the past 5 years

"busting on dlineman didnt put this franchise in a hole like the raiders did with taking jafatty"

lol we suck

Too fat/Omaha

i couldn't care less about hearing Alex Smith.


How sad is that?

Said boiled ribs are clearly the best cooking method. Wasn't aware of KC BBQ reputation.

Until he's played his first game I really don't care what he's got to say...

Says Colin Kaepernick was a great teammate, especially when he got his starting job. The locker room bullying probably decreased by half when that happened.

Comparatively, doesn't know what to think of Chase Daniel. Says he does this really creepy practical joke where if you don't lock the door to the bathroom, he'll open it while you're taking a shit and walk away giggling to himself, as you're just kind of stuck there in plain view of everybody until you're finished.

I just traveled into the future so i could deliver a transcript of his first press conference. It begins with "I am soooooo sorry".

i guess i'm pretty much at the point with the entire team and administration.


i've heard enough shit ...... prove it.

Hopes they move Mccluster to center.

"Me wants some of dat ass!" he said

Exactly. I'm so tired of having a QB that fans and the franchise have to defend from day 1. Everything that can be said has.

Come in, be an effective game manager, don't leave week 6 with a concussion, and I'll be able to stomach this...

Yeah, I heard him mention Geno & a real estate agent were spotted together in Leawood.

Said he reads chiefsplanet daily. Said he thinks we're all a bunch of whiny, overreactive pussies who probably still live in our mom's basements...which is mostly accurate.

it is accurate, but that still doesn't mean he is any good

Said he's "weirded out" by Kansas.

Well if it makes you feel any better he also admitted that he's not any good.

Sad that this is how we would quantify success, ain't it.

When you live in mom's basement you can afford to do $3it like fly banners to get your HC, GM, and starting QB fired.

Remember that...

He's not a player with a high ceiling - he's a player with a high floor...

Which brings us to this next tidbit. He also said that he can't wait for all the fan support and to see his name on a banner just like Matt Cassel. Thought that was really cool.

Said he was always a closet Jayhawk fan and can't wait until Basketball season next year.

Said he was still hoping for a ticker tape parade in his honor.

"They love 49er qbs here", he said.

Good news for him then 'cause that's damned near an inevitability...

Wonder how many times this has happened so far?

Alex Smith is in line at Hy Vee. Guy in front of him says:

"Youre Alex Smith, aren't you?"

"Why yes, I am."

"**** you."

yeah, but at least listening to a player like Neil Smith was entertaining.

**** Kneel Smith...

x2

LMAO

yea right like that pussy even gets his own groceries

Nah, Alex Smiff is a Mormon. He probably has one of his wives do all the grocery shopping.

Said he didn't realize Chase Daniel was a cult God in Kansas City.

and that's real.

He also stated he would rather we had Reesing but then said whatever, he is only the QB.

Said he was shocked when he got here and was informed that the mythical bird revered by KU fans was not a gayhawk, but rather a Jayhawk.

He stated he couldn't care less for the local dentists or their bad opinions of the Mighty Jayhawks.

You ****ers are incredible.

This is funny ****ing shit right here. You don't know what real art is.

If Alex Smith signed here as a free agent instead of them ****ing the entire draft over his worthless ass, nobody would give a shit about him sort of like Chase Daniel.

I didn't see that.

Makes me want to hire Stevieray to paint a full wall mural of Spock and Kirk with light sabers...

ROFL