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Dave Lane 04-05-2013 11:04 AM

The Chiefs QB situation in 1 Syllable Words For Slow Learners
 
Some help for true fan wants fat guy in draft:




http://extras.mnginteractive.com/liv...exlist_300.gif

Him not good. Sort of meh. Brain bad. Head hurt too much. Lose job lots of time.

http://re-prop.com/cp/dfs.jpg

Look good one time. No pass no play long time. 5 round. Rick had chance. Poop in pants. He dead when Chiefs draft man with huge dark schlong.

http://re-prop.com/cp/dfd.jpg

Small, real small, real real small. Cut 5 time, from 2 team. No draft, know why. No pass, no play, long time. Have butt for chin poop in pants. He sucks.

We hose.

**** my life.

The end.

BigMeatballDave 04-05-2013 11:06 AM

That sounded like a Chinese man in my head.

Sorter 04-05-2013 11:07 AM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...wwco1_1280.gif

Ace Gunner 04-05-2013 11:07 AM

I agree -- can't run I formation in dumpster fire.

Sorter 04-05-2013 11:08 AM

For those that solely rely on facial expressions due to their illiteracy:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...13/02/yuck.gif

KCUnited 04-05-2013 11:09 AM

Check down

Dave Lane 04-05-2013 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9559113)
That sounded like a Chinese man in my head.

I actually kinda heard Tonto myself

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9910/tonto8yy.jpg

noa 04-05-2013 11:10 AM

Very is a two-syllable word, so you may have lost some people.
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Ace Gunner 04-05-2013 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9559118)
For those that solely rely on facial expressions due to their illiteracy:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...13/02/yuck.gif

perfectly timed underwear accident

Dave Lane 04-05-2013 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noa (Post 9559124)
Very is a two-syllable word, so you may have lost some people.
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God damn it!

mdchiefsfan 04-05-2013 11:11 AM

Omaha!!!

Fat Elvis 04-05-2013 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noa (Post 9559124)
Very is a two-syllable word, so you may have lost some people.
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As is "many."

Ace Gunner 04-05-2013 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9559129)
God damn it!

good save

MatriculatingHank 04-05-2013 11:17 AM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln...0gif%20500x249

Rausch 04-05-2013 11:17 AM

I find this very insulting to Native Americans.













There's no way in hell they'd ever choose a guy like A-Valtrex Smith to lead them...

Dave Lane 04-05-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 9559141)
As is "many."

Now I've lost them all! The true fans will never understand I have failed :huh::deevee:

KCDC 04-05-2013 11:19 AM

Perhaps a limerick would help with our ADD readers:

There once was a QB named Alex,
Who didn't know his head from his bollocks,
We gave up the farm
for his mediocre arm
Harbaugh being the High Priest of Phallux*



* For those too impaired to look up Phallux, here's the Urban Dictionary definition: "The Ancient and Primordial God of Rape."

luv 04-05-2013 11:20 AM

I thought you said one syllable words?

Easy 6 04-05-2013 11:24 AM

While not proclaiming that he'll ever be great, the fact that Sean Payton kept Daniel to back up Brees for several years, is enough to atleast intrigue me.

Dave Lane 04-05-2013 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9559160)
I thought you said one syllable words?

OK I corrected it for you. You should be able read it now.

luv 04-05-2013 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9559183)
OK I corrected it for you. You should be able read it now.

Thank you!

Dave Lane 04-05-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9559175)
While not proclaiming that he'll ever be great, the fact that Sean Payton kept Daniel to back up Brees for several years, is enough to atleast intrigue me.

Well his arm is certainly not got any miles on it.

Dayze 04-05-2013 11:42 AM

****ed

KC_Lee 04-05-2013 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9559175)
While not proclaiming that he'll ever be great, the fact that Sean Payton kept Daniel to back up Brees for several years, is enough to atleast intrigue me.

So by that logic we should go find out what Jim Sorgi is doing these days.

Rausch 04-05-2013 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9559239)
****ed

/thread

RealSNR 04-05-2013 12:01 PM

Smith has poop in pants. He sucks.

Chase has butt for chin. He sucks.

Rick had chance. Poop in pants. He dead when Chiefs draft man with huge dark schlong

Easy 6 04-05-2013 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9559255)
So by that logic we should go find out what Jim Sorgi is doing these days.

The difference is that neither Dungy nor Caldwell knew jack about QB's.

Stewie 04-05-2013 12:06 PM

Derp

Ming the Merciless 04-05-2013 12:27 PM

matt ass hole two point oh

loochy 04-05-2013 12:40 PM

Geno Smith save world. Make Chiefs good with good pass. Chiefs take fat man instead. Waste first pick. True fans happy. This site melt down. Fat man draft choice smell like old cheese. Dane make fun of mad people but not get ban. Hootie cry about ban. Clay call out people in new thread. Make us laugh in bad season. Zach get ban. No one sad. All happy but not what Flop expect. Mods ban all. No body left on site. Site close for good. That what you get for no Geno.

burt 04-05-2013 01:43 PM

syllable....NOT sure you guys get what that means.....

loochy 04-05-2013 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burt (Post 9559402)
syllable....NOT sure you guys get what that means.....

it more fun do it like reeruned chinese immigrant

warpaint* 04-05-2013 01:57 PM

Me so sad

BlackHelicopters 04-05-2013 03:16 PM

One yard dump off to .................

AdumbGuy 04-05-2013 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9559727)
One yard dump off to .................

Minnesota. The one yard dump is cassel, yes? What I win?

Alex Smith 4Ever 04-05-2013 05:33 PM

I've made a huge mistake

(Jim Harbaugh in one year)

Pasta Little Brioni 04-05-2013 05:34 PM

pants midget

Mother****erJones 04-05-2013 05:35 PM

**** me life

Mr. Flopnuts 04-05-2013 06:29 PM

Ahhhhhhh I see da Andy Reid rike to gambow gambow.

JoeyChuckles 04-05-2013 06:32 PM

Why does one-syllable words mean no pluralization? An "s" does not add a syllable.

Psyko Tek 04-05-2013 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9559121)
I actually kinda heard Tonto myself

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9910/tonto8yy.jpg

due to fire being involved I went with Frankenstein's monster


and we put on the ritz
cause we know where to go...

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:45 PM

Shit

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:45 PM

Sucks

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:45 PM

Turd

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:46 PM

Ass

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:46 PM

****!

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:47 PM

Lame

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:48 PM

Wrecked

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:48 PM

Limp

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:49 PM

Weak

keg in kc 04-05-2013 08:49 PM

Whacked.

Rain Man 04-05-2013 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeyChuckles (Post 9560485)
Why does one-syllable words mean no pluralization? An "s" does not add a syllable.

I was very curious about this myself.

luv 04-05-2013 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9560688)
I was very curious about this myself.

I think there's a reason the grammar on this site is what it is. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

AussieChiefsFan 04-05-2013 08:58 PM

My brain hurts.

KCTitus 04-05-2013 08:58 PM

Given the responses, I thought the word might be: Serendipitous, but then I realized that exceeded maximum syllables and most likely would cause a few to have to go to dictionary.com to figure out what that meant.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-05-2013 09:01 PM

bad bean dump squirt.
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Beeker 04-05-2013 09:04 PM

No draft G. Smith is what it is.

milkman 04-05-2013 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCTitus (Post 9560697)
Given the responses, I thought the word might be: Serendipitous, but then I realized that exceeded maximum syllables and most likely would cause a few to have to go to dictionary.com to figure out what that meant.

Like anyone knows the purpose of a dictionary.

Ultra Peanut 04-05-2013 09:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZR1gSvnOI0

DonTellMeShowMe 04-05-2013 11:05 PM

Thanks

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-06-2013 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gvtheogioD (Post 9560810)
Chúc cu?i tu?n vui ve va h?nh phúc nhé
.Trân tr?ng.

Damnit Chaka; go back to your cave.
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Dave Lane 04-06-2013 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9559296)
Smith has poop in pants. He sucks.

Chase has butt for chin. He sucks.

Rick had chance. Poop in pants. He dead when Chiefs draft man with huge dark schlong

Ok had to steal some of this for the OP :)


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