Welcome back Dane, GoChiefs, and Hootie!
 

Any thoughts on your bans?

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Losers.

in 3rd

:popcorn:

I have to be in bed in an hour... these three better be here before then.

3 blind mice

Then the midgets

Hootie will be cool with Dane's ban being measured in hours, right?

Welcome back gentlemen. You too, Goatse.

How immature does someone have to be to get banned. Absolutely shameful.

Well, that ban was pointless.

Someone please explain...ROFL

lit the fire

Let's get DIAF, Aidstree, Your and idiot, audiophile, anti-freeze out of the way.

First page

Now all we need are some of the DC idiots to come over here in this thread.

GoChiefs, Dane, Hootie were all banned, and now theyve all been unbanned

Oral

It's hard. Heck, all you've done is trolled since the moment you got here and you haven't bit it yet.

Should have assigned them Wrastling names as punishment. Next match is in a Steel Cage.

Well damn that was fast. Miss a day, miss a lot.

3 bag what in the **** is that creature in your av?

It's my mom...so STFU!

I think you should have gone with "It's my deceased Mom..."

Its snacks. Tootsie roll nips and cream cheese tortillas. :drool:

I bet she doesn't have a waiting list.

If so...your mother is a smore

Her name is Joy. Everyone likes to spread Joy around.

Like as in give me s'more of that?

you guys have it all wrong

I don't give a shit about DaneMcCloud being banned. I wish no one was ever banned.

What I'm saying is...

MY BANNING WAS ARMAGEDDON ON THIS SITE.

OTWP MADE IT SEEM LIKE I TOOK MY THREE THICKEST FINGERS AND SNUCK UP BEHIND CHIEFSPLANET, WHICH IS A LADY, AND PROCEEDED TO LIFT CP'S SKIRT AND FINGER BLAST HER BUTTHOLE WITHOUT PERMISSION IN FRONT OF THE POPE WHILE HE WAS DELIVERING HIS SERMEN OR SEMEN OR WHATEVER THE POPE DELIVERS.

This proceeded in bannings that eventually equated to around 15 months if I had to guess.

All because one time a certain user prodded me with TWO INFRACTION BANS while he was drunk because he wanted to incite a rise out of me, because he thought it was funny...

Fully knowing this, and having him give me ammo I never asked for...I turned it into a personal, vulgar attack using information he handed over to me WHILE INFRACTING ME after A MOD SPECIFICALLY TOLD HIM NOT TO.

Does that make sense?

Let me use an analogy.

We're after the same girl. She likes both of us...but only wants to bang one of us. So I kick you in the nuts when you're not looking. You're pissed off about it. So you gripe to this girl and you're like, "Jesus, he's an asshole. He just came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts." A few months later...nothing is really going anywhere, she still wants to bang but she still can't decide. So I kick you in the nuts again...but this time, while you're rolling around on the ground, I decide to whip out my erect penis and pee all over you. I know it's hard to pee while erect but I manage to do it because I have a super tiny penis. While you're in pain getting pee'd on, you notice my fully erect, super tiny 3.5" penis. So while you're pissed off about being pee'd on and getting your nuts kicked in...you're laughing because you know you have enough ammo to tell the girl now where she's probably not going to want to bang a guy with the tiniest penis in the world.

So you tell the girl and while she doesn't bang the other guy because he clearly has a tiny peen...she decides to never talk to you ever again because you smell like pee. Pretty much you were so excited about his micro peen you forgot to go shower the pee smell off of you before you celebrated your little victory.

That is pretty much the story of my banning. Some asshole kept kicking me in the nuts but the 2nd time he gave me a ton of ammunition to use against him and once I used it I was the one that faced all of the ridiculous scrutiny/bannings. Long term member, diehard Chiefs fan, guy who actually talks football on this board...banned because some asshole broke the rules, twice, and I acted out exactly how he wanted me to act when he was breaking the rules to try and entice a reaction out of me.

...FAST FORWARD TO THIS PAST WEEK

DaneMcCloud calls a long term member a "reerun breeder" because he has a special needs kid. The one moderator to speak about this called it a two way street because people were picking on him telling him to "seek help" and calling him "sick."

....

.......

so no, idiots, I don't care about the fact DaneMcCloud was only banned for filter evasion...

I want to know why the **** I had to sit out for 15 months, create a mult just to be able to post about Chiefs football, and then had to act like I was sorry for something while the biggest asshole on this board gets a free pass because things aren't going well for him in real life and he made an apology thread, where everyone told him to hang in there and gave him all the support in the world, only for him to revert to that very bi-polar Dane he always is less than a weak earlier and then he gets to hurl around some of the most ridiculous insults I've ever read in my life...

and gets banned for filter evasion. For a day.

Speaking of the infamously banned....is Sir Joseph unpermabanned? If so, obviously he isn't Kurt Cobain anymore. Jw.

Isn't he sporting a David Glass avatar?

How do you REALLY feel? :D

Cliffs Notes for the ADD crowd.

TL;DR:Butthurt

Ohhhhh my ****ing lord this is hilarious to read LMFAO

All I got out of his story is that you have a 3 1/2 inch penis. I'd be pissed too.

it's the best analogy I could think of!!!

The offseason sucks.

Oh dear God!

http://di1-2.shoppingshadow.com/imag...us+10+Pack.jpg

You should. It's worth the effort.

Why were Hootie and GoChiefs banned?

Ok, fine.

Notice so far we have responses from Hoot and GoatCheese, but nothing from Dane.

Because -you see- Dane's thinking he's Dean Keaton in the Usual Suspects. He's trying to walk the straight and narrow with this chick who argues like a lawyer for a living (Direck)

He'll keep his head down until he's pinched by the cops (mods) and put back into one of these lineups (temp bans) with Hootie (Fenster), GoChiefs (Hockney) MTG (McManus) and the man who is revealed to be Kayser Soze: SKIP TOWNE

FYP, if you don't mind

This place never ceases to amaze
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You guys really put the anal in analogy.

I must be getting old.

Lol, he's right below you cuh!

Just because I don't believe in the Devil doesn't mean that I'm not afraid of him.

when did they leave?

I can't believe I've been a sucker for this entertainment all day long.

Dude. They could check out any time they liked, but they could never leave.

From the way he's going, he'll need a bigger box.

:clap::clap::clap:

The Dane Lounge

6/10 for the Hootie post. Would not read again.

you are pretty much the mendoza line you ****ing cock gobbler

I miss the days when JASONSAUTO used to rape me. Ahh Que Sera Sera.

62nd!

wait so are you the dude with the tiny cock?


or are you the dude who let abundle of sticks with a tiny cock piss all over you?


thx

irrelevant

I gained about a level and a half in Lord of the Rings online. Fun was had by all. Orc blood stained my blade. Direckshun's 'giner blood now stains my keyboard.

:facepalm:

Likewise.

fyp?

Yay, drama!

It is the offseason

So Dane got off easy b/c he is chummy with mods or...? **** the guy, he deserves any ban he gets, and if you ask me, was TRYING to get banned with the way he was acting. Hopes he decides to "punish" us all and continue his "ban" for another year, thus robbing us of his magnificence.

**** no. He isn't a long time member either so again **** NO. Chiefs Planet has no use for that guy.

LMAO

THAT is classic

Back in MY day, you had to get creative and mult with subterfuge and internet trickery. Un-bans weren't handed out like condoms at Hootie's moms brothel. This is bullshit. :)
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Anyone else feel like red carding this post just because???? :evil:

ROFL

yes....

So in this story, was Phobia the girl getting the fingers in her butthole or was he the Pope giving his semen?

I don't know what is funnier: hooties post or cleveland broncos take on it.

Either way both of you guys deserve a natty light.

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