We are drunk on a Monday morning, let's talk shit...
 

**** you all. Rape, rape.

But we still have five minutes bitches.

Smoke another hitter and bring your best shit.

in one minute your prostate is going to turn into a punkin

After you have my load on your face, correct?

Alex Smith saves us while you guys run into an aids tree, and get raped from being knocked out. Who is in to shit talk each other?

your mother is ashamed of this thread

You guys are worse than a Luv collision in roller derby...., just can't play right

My mother sucked your dick last night, it was pity because it hadn't happened for you before.

I once banged a 40 yr old Asian chic in the ass. Is this the thread to tell? Told her I was gonna give her a pink sock. Shots for whoever knows what a pink sock is.

i love a good milf! ROFL

Whp about Dane signs a band consisting of Hootie and four underage boys? Gotta love that formula?

I once told a 40 year old with 5 kids that were not mine I loved her. What is your opinion on that?

How about we shoulda signed Welker?

and I'm not that dumb....just waiting for the bleeding heart story of how that happened....come on ladies...

You must be white girl wasted right now. lol

You guys are weak tonight. I should come up with a Late Night Bullshit, let's draft Tom Brady via time machine thread, get in here.

We get no one to take the first pick....
We get a third for Carr

Then we go all Madden....haha

Then we sign primetime Derrick Brooks and get Ray Lewis as rookie. Lawrence Taylor comes back as a free agent and we pair him with Hali.

There is a 3-4 with even chumps on the DL.

if you could cum while my face is that close to your penis, you are a warrior

I thought you guys were fun

May I suck your dick sir?

You gotta have better

I want to see some math major, or a numerological expert report come up with a formula for how many of us are gay, it's popular to say, what if I was. Hahaha.... I'd rape you....I'll play

i love eating a girl out from behind. 69'ing is ****ing awesome all you guys are just ****ing pussies.

Oh yeah, a clean girl, that tongue right up the butt, then shit happens,,,solid post

let me ask you a question

if you were camping, and woke up with your ass raw would you run around screaming you were gay raped


or would you assume it was from some other cause

Eff u! I'm on vacation bitches!

Me too. Kind of.

Is this the kind of shit that happens on a St. Patty's day night?

answer

Rape, rape?

You bet your ass.

I don't sleep that well so it would be from another cause

would you like to go camping this weekend??

I'm in Florida ****in off for a week with the fam. I'm not usually up this late, but I'm havin cocktails and watching stooooopid shit on tv

If you went camping and woke up with a condom hanging out of your ass would you tell anyone?

jdiddy wouldnt

And here I called you it for being consistently lame the other day. And now I love you!

Mines getting wet.


Its a shame the crabs might drown.

You're watching fox news?

im on spring vacation this week. 12 pack of beer and feeling good so far!

Your joke was foiled when I said I don't sleep so well. You might try to slip the diddy the sausage, however, I am not Andy Dufresne. I will fight the good fight and you will leave diddy alone.

ROFL

What in the hell?

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Made some bad decisions last night



Let's just say I called in.

At least none of them involved posting in this thread.