Funny stuff from SBNation...Andy Reid is making the pick, not Dorsey
 

It's probably a Q but it's still funny as hell and I could find it anywhere.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/2/2...y-reid-combine

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Kansas City's front office in one image.

Still wondering how the power structure works in Kansas City these days? Here's one GIF that sums it all up pretty nicely.

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John Dorsey works for Andy Reid. Any questions?

What, you thought we were just going some easy large-man-gets-sandwich joke? Nope, not even with this GIF.

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Come on, we all love a sandwich, especially one delivered by a hand-picked general manager.

According to those Gifs we're getting Geno

John, here's what I want you to do. I want you to go get me a roast beef sandwich. Then I want you to go **** yourself. Capiche?

Did people doubt Reid was in charge?

Any way you chop it up, that's funny.

2nd GIF andy says YOU GONNA EAT THAT

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he throws his hands up right as John pushes the sandwich to him like, 'what? a ****ing sandwich? and only one?'

Gotta leave the room. The relationship is far to young and tender to withstand an Indianapolis hooker and blow fart at this stage.

What no ****ing mayo John? JFC!

LMAO

I don't get it.

it's a fat guy eating. it's great.

Better, it's a fat guy saying "what the **** did you just bring me? It's small and it's on a ****ing CROISSANT."

The "regular" Coke sitting there is very telling. Is he far behind Mangino on the heart attack scale?

I like John Dorsey more now. Guy drinks Venti Starbucks and water. Hardcore.

What kind of sandwich is that? It looks like a breakfast sandwich maybe....english muffin with eggs and bacon. Mmmmm

Dorsey ran to QT real quick to get a sammich.
Reid though he was gong to bring him a jalepeno and cheddar hot dog

They were talking about it on the radio.

It does look like a breakfast sammy, with like sourdough bread or something.

Is Dorsey growing a ****ing mustache?

ROFL

Nice Gif, lots of stuff going on there, thanks for posting it.

Two thumbs up by Reid for the chow!

How can you tell that is Venti?

Just curious, as I am not much of a starbucks guy, but do like expresso and strong coffee.

I usually drink double espresso, which comes in a short cup. When I do drink latte or cappucino, it's a Venti. That's definitely a Venit cup.

I bet it was Dorsey's sandwich.

I love how he pulls the meal close in ther third gif. Its like a dawg eating a bone and growling if u get too close. That shit is instinct.

Clark initially brought him a Coke Zero, but Reid was like "I come all the way down here to save your franchise and all you got for me is diet soda?"

He offers Dorsey the other sandwich in this one.

If the kc media had any balls (which they dont) they would ask reid what kind of sammich that was first question.

Yeah, he's like "this ain't bad, you want some?"

Oh he'll get asked. TJ was talking with the morning guys about it this morning. He'll get asked. :D

No way man. thats reid pulling his meal in closer. pure fat guy instinct. protect yo food from skinny gms dawg

I just watched again a couple of times.

He totally pulls it towards Dorsey and says "this is good, if you don't want any I'll take it" and pulls it towards himself.

All in the span of about 2 seconds.

ROFL

"If you ain't gonna eat this, I am!"

So is anybody else gonna notice?

It looks like Dorsey is growing a Walrus stache. ROFL

Perfect. this moment will go down in chiefs law. itll be synonymous with picking Geno. i feel it.

The 810 Zone is gonna put a breakfast sandwich on the menu called "the Geno", I can feel it now. :D

Fried chicken sandwich with red beans and rice.

Its really the best thing about it. the moving his food closer to himself thing. u cant reach another two inches andy? That food aint going any where. besides ur currently eating half.

:hail:

Yeah, it was one of those obligatory offers, but was really one of those "don't you ****ing dare take it or regret it for a thousand days" gestures.

I would also like to add that the thumbs up upon the suprise sammich is a lot more.moving than i originally thought. for a big guy so into his work at the combine that really broke character. he was really overjoyed when he got that sammich. a true full heart moment. like when a child gets that toy they wanted for christmas.

ROFL

When in Rome....

LMAO....

You inferred all this from watching a 3 second gif of him eating a sandwich?

I mean it could have been one of those cases of "I'm at the combine, I don't have time to shave" or "Damn it, I forgot my razor".

But no, he face is clean-shaven. Everywhere except his upper lip.

Dude, you didn't?

Im an expert in fat guy behaviour.

I guess I'm still learning......

Yeah, good call. He is clearly fitting in with Reid and is without a doubt subordinate to him. Several things in this gif point that out, if it wasn't obvious already.

That thumbs up will be similar to what i do when we get Geno. Though not being at large person myself - itll more be a harlem shake kinda deal. similar pure bliss moment though.

Really can't see Geno happening if they are shopping the #1 pick.

Why? The Chiefs are in complete control. It would be a disservice if they didn't entertain every possible scenario, no matter how unlikely.

For crying out loud. i really need to work out how to block him fully. anyone who says this dude isnt a complete troll is full of it. he comes into such a joyess happy thread and makes it about himself.

APOX ON THEE BLACKMON. APOX

you see I don't look at it as a thumbs up. He's holding things in both hands. A marker in the right and a napkin in the left. I feel he was more shocked and expressed with his hands in disbelief that Dorsey only brought one sandwich.

Adam Caplan reports the following: "Multiple execs I spoke to in Indy suggested the Chiefs are seeking move out from the #1 overall spot regardless if they acquire a QB ([Nick} Foles, [Alex] Smith) or not."

ROFL

So basically the Chiefs are looking at all opportunities. That doesn't mean shit. Every team that has the #1 pick is going to see what they can get for it.

Im not reading that post blackbobmon. u are on my ignore list and i hate u, u pooey bum face. Go rape a horse.

I guess if you ignore the last part of that quote.

Is he trying to ruin our fun thread?

I can't see a thing he posts, so I'm asking.

STOP IT PLEASE. THIS ISNT ABOUT BLACKSOILEDPANTSMON THIS IS ABOUT A FAT MAN EATING A SAMMICH

No.

Even if the Chiefs don't trade for Smith/Foles.....they're going to see what someone will offer them for the #1 pick. Even if the Chiefs are in love with Geno and plan on taking him with the #1 pick....they're going to see if the offer they get outweighs the value they'll get with Geno. Why wouldn't they?

That's completely meaningless. Suggestions from other executives are completely and totally meaningless this time of year.

Yes. Hes taking a break from ****ing his own mother and is grumpy cause his sister wasnt involved. so hes ruining our thread.

Can I get an amen?!?!?!

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B14ckmon = B14ckbob

I have evidently underestimated the relationship between a fat man and his sammich...

No. Unless you think that guy was a Jaguars fan or something.

Everytime a fat man gets a sammich an angel gets its wings.

Yes, yes, you have.

Fat men LOVE their sammiches.

And their chicken-fried steak.

And milkshakes.

I'm ****ing hungry, brb.

ROFL

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!

I'm curious. Given the amount of admitted trolling B14ckmon does, should we just create a thread and put the instructions for Super Ignore there so everyone has access to it?

:drool:

chicken-fried steak and mashed potatoes with gravy poured over everything

You son of a bitch.

Now I'm ****ing hungry.

Like it matters. The people who will actually want to ignore me will end up killing themselves when the Chiefs don't take Geno.

LMAO

always always always bring a fat man 2 sandwiches. If it was good you know damn well he wants another. Plus most likely the added volume in his gut will push out last nights supper a little easier. He ain't drinking coffee so we know he prolly hasn't taken a shit yet till he eats.

Dude......a chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes sandwich.......

I'm going to make that shit.

open-faced?

white or dark gravy?

That explains the bakers half dozen of wingless angels standing outside on my porch.

Open faced with white gravy.

I am glad i could help