Very awkward moment
So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.
Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers. |
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From the way you portray things, you might not need the gas.
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Sounds like she wants to PIIYB.
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don't ask, there will be no pics.
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Doctor, Missouri Dental Board on Line one............
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What's a bit overweight?
We talking normal people would tap it.....or only Hawk and ThaVirus? |
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HIPAA Violation?
He Intentionally Penetrated & Assaulted Ass |
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She look like this??
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Well......? Are you sexy?
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It will be more awkward when she realizes you're not a gynecologist
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The key to success in this situation is to get your assistant interested in a threesome. Then you book an hour and whammo.
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Stay above the neck and you should be fine. Or get some stirrups.
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#bragging/not bragging
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#humblebrag
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Sounds like she needs a cavity filled.
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What does "coming back for treatment" mean? You gonna fill a cavity?
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that is awkward, but how about this....
my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house. she was the one I was going to marry too. :( |
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Wait....what....do go on..... |
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Appt today? |
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You are sexy. Very sexy.
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then move on. **** 'er. Been there done that. Hard as shit, but it's the only way. Like my dad says, 'you can't force someone to love you'' etc. |
You should obturate her canal with your master cone doctor.
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Edit: Go get a lap dance. |
High and low in this thread.
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That's what'll ****ing happen if you trip balls right now... |
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I gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks
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You should ask her if she'll lick your ass. If she says yes, dump your old lady ASAP!
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The question you must ask yourself is "would I have felt awkward had my assistant NOT been there ?
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Is she pushing a deuce? We talking t'ree hunnit? T'ree fitty? |
Don't see how anyone could say "no" to this LMAO
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I love you guys.
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*raises hand** i can see your pussy / Dayze
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well poopie .....
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jesus. lol |
She's probably 5'8 and about 165. By no means a pig but a bit heavy for me. It's still good to be called sexy, albeit in a very awkward place. I don't have a pic and couldn't post one if I did but I'd guess it'd be about 50/50 in the would you thread.
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When I was in New Orleans a few weeks ago, a woman on Bourbon Street said I had a nice rear end. I was flattered, but it didn't go any further because she lost her balance and fell, and then she and her friend had trouble getting her back on her feet again.
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Did you at least give her a complimentary pearl necklace?
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Big Bottom Talk about mudflaps My baby's got 'em |
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