Help: Need Office Prank Ideas.
 

My co-worker just made a fool of me with the "Post-it note over the eye of my mouse" gag.

I must repay her for this!

Gimme some ideas, will ya?

Nothing that's going to cause her harm or cost me my job.
Just something that'll send the "I'm not to be trifled with" message.

I'd appreciate it guys. Thanks.

Kill her.

A simple one would be to turn on her computer and turn the brightness of her screen down to 0. She'll turn it on, see the light says "on" but she won't be able to see anything.

Whoopee cushion?

Screen print of the desktop as wallpaper?

Take a similar post -it note, Write "I suck Balls" on it.
Place on her back.

Good one!
Her computer will most likely be locked so simple ideas like these are perfect.

unplug her mouse from the back of her computer, or her keyboard

Tape the cord of her phone closest to the receiver to the end closest the phone itself. When they go to pick up the phone it will all come flying with it. It might sound stupid but it has a huge comedic value.

Or if it is a Windows machine hit CTRL + ALT + arrow down. It will turn your display upside down.

Poop on her keyboard. Do EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!

Download animal porn on her computer, turn off her spam blocker and let the porn go wild!

Pee in her coffee.

Another one is to put just a tiny bit of Aloe gel on their ear piece on their phone. I had some stuff that was unscented so people would all be WTF is this shit. Drive them nuts when they would get a glop of goo in their ear and not know what it was.

Masturbate on her chair.

Put a mp3 of porn sounds in her start up folder and make sure you crank her sound up.

Ahh, young love.

I've tried that. Doesn't seem to work in Win7.

Dic pic as her computer background.

FIFY

I have Win 7. Works on mine

Right click on the desktop -> Screen Resolution -> Orientation -> Landscape or Portrait (flipped)

Don't want to get fired? Well that eliminates violence.

That's the thing though, her computer will be locked.
Has to be something that doesn't require me to access the desktop.

This.
An office classic.

If your office has one of those vending machine that rotates and you open the door to the item you want to buy, purchase something and then place her office supplies in the machine so she has to buy them back.

I have Win7 and it works.

LMAO Mental picture making me laugh

If you have admin rights on her PC you could use PSexec and still do just about anything you want to her pc even if it is locked. Hell, you could do it to her while she was on the pc working away. She would never know what the hell is going on.

You have to be good with DOS commands to do this.

All it does for me is function as a downward scroll of the screen.

That is BRILLIANT.
If our vending machines were on the same floor, I'd totally do that.

If you know how to browse to someones files on the network change the settings in her hosts file to include any websites that she often goes to and just have them point back to 127.0.0.1. She will be wondering why she can't get to them anymore. Another great prank.

Pop in a linux live cd/dvd and boot from it. Open up a terminal window and su to root and then type "fdisk -l" to get a list of the hard drive(s) on her computer -- find the name of the primary (windows) partition and then run "shred -vf -n 6 /dev/hda". Remove the cd and reboot.. Don't forget to destroy the cd. THEN plant some drugs in her desk and call the authorities (anonymously).
That'll teach the bitch.

Put the blue screen of death as her screen saver. Had a "desktop" guy we did this to. He ended up reimaging his PC because he couldn't figure out why he kept getting the blue screen of death. Jesus he was dumb.

if your chairs have 5 wheels on them, take one off (they should pop right off without tools or anything). it'll still stand on its own, but they'll start to fall over once they sit and lean in that direction. you can actually just set the missing wheel under the chair and sometimes they will think the chair just somehow did that itself.

That one could potentially cause her to hurt herself.

nah, the chair has 5 legs so it catches itself without falling completely over. it's good for a little scare but thats it.

Yeah that's a really good one, never heard of that before.
Be great to put her cell phone in the vending machine, ask her to go get you something from the machine, then call it while she's standing there.

THIS.

I used to set this up for all the new techs that would come onto our team back in the day. Good old SysInternals.

It's sooooo funny to watch them do reimage after reimage.

My favorite is lotion on the listening end of the phone. Call her, and watch her pick it up and get an ear full of lotion.

Gotcha! Hmm...

I still do this one. gets em every time.

Frozen poop on a stick.

buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk

why not just buy brownies with nuts in them?

I used to do this in HS and leave a trail of them on the floor to the mens room.

Wait for a rainy day and fille her umbrella with the little holes from the hole punch.

Take some saran wrap and cover the top of one of her desk drawers, then flip the drawer over and slide it back in upside down.

If you have metal detectors, slip some random metal tools in her purse before lunch.

my favorite, was to wedge a toothpick into the back of the kitchen sink squirter hose so that it is pointing directly towards where a persons face would be. then double over a rubber band over it's handle so that it is "engaged". Now, the first person that turns the sink on gets blasted in the face with water. Now, the trick of course is to make sure it happens to the right person. Works with my kids by asking if they will get me a glass of water.

And then look at her ear and say, "Is that hair gel?", and make a pompadour for yourself with it.

Craiglist ad asking for a ride to Sturgis, with her e-mail.

I set up a fake email account and emailed a co-worker before responding to their "Happy Ending Massage Craigslist ad" that of course wasn't really listed.

Remove top of office chair.


Place shrimp or fish remains in the center tube of chair base.


Replace top of office chair.


Profit!

Burn microwave popcorn and put her name on the bag.

My buddy put an ad on craigslist for a 1 year old snow blower for roughly half to a little under half the cost of a new one. He then put his buddies # and a "i need to sell fast" message.

That other guy got an avalanche of calls that day.

ROFL You are brutal dude.

PIIHB

53 posts? Christ this place is slipping.

There's always the old go get a couple bags full of shreddings from the crosscut shredder and dump them at her cube. That's always a good one.

Put a tack in her chair.

And no This Thread is Worthless Without Pics either. The damn Chiefs are deleting our damn brain cells one by one, a little bit at a time. Damn Polly!

Did that to a lardass once and he destroyed the tack not feeling a thing ROFL

This one would be funny. Her curser will be flashing the middle finger.

http://www.rjlpranks.com/pranks/the_finger/


ps. I just dowloaded it and installed it. Pretty cool. inconspicuous but she will wonder what the **** is going on.

Did this with tuna fish years ago. ****ing priceless.

And her ass is GLORIOUS too.

"Shit on Debra's desk! Like a Boss."

So far the safest thing I can do is to change the brightness on her monitor.
Problem is, these shitty Acer monitors don't have brightness controls on them.
I'd actually have to go into a menu to do it. I won't have that much time.
I need to be in and out with whatever I do so I don't alert her neighbors.
One of them hates me with the power of a thousand suns.

antifreeze?

Antifreeze in the coffee?

turn her radio to a station she hates and glue the knob.

Love this one. Our sprayer handle was black, so electrical tape worked just groovy.

LMAO i got so many people with this one

That's always been my favorite, but for some reason that just doesn't work on these Win7 machines.

Doesn't work on mine either

The Annoy-a-tron:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8c52/

Or there's this one...the Phantom Keystroker:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ae83/

Make her watch last weeks Chief game Clockwork Orange style.

Switch some of the keys on her keyboard around or glue her keyboard to her desk.

Hide an open can of tuna under her desk somewhere.

copy/print screen of her desktop; paste as wallpaper

If you have cubicles the cubicle full of packing peanuts is always a nice gag?

Take her stapler...

Heh. If you can't get into her computer, just walk in, pop off her ALT key, and leave. She can't get in either.

Sorry if Q, but what you should pull a Craigslist prank. Either list the person's car for sale 50% under value or offer a free box of copper wire.