My life sucks.
 

It's hard to tell because I don't wear my emotions on my sleeve, and I've been as feisty as usual in the other forums.

But my life really hit a wall this week, this morning in particular. Murphy's Law to the nth degree.

My future is really shaky right now, and I'm not quite sure what to do.

That's all I'll really say, because I'm very uncomfortable sharing about myself.

But if you could spare a moment to wish me well, I will appreciate it.

Is there a punchline coming?

Whatever it is, I hope it gets better, you figure it out, or everything works out, whichever of those apply. If there's anything I can do to help, let me know.

My whole life is a punch line.

I'm in the toilet.

:hmmm: What does this have to do with the draft?

I wish you well and hope everything gets better for you..........even though you are a Weeden fan.

Hope things get better for you Direckshun.

Create another 5000 word draft thread. That will make you feel better.

Well, hang tough man. I'm not saying this to bust your balls but maybe you should listen to some sports talk or music and less political stuff. I find that stuff generally adds to my stress level.
But I know you enjoy it, so whatever gets you through your day.

Request denied.

You will be fine, your a smart guy. I'll be pulling for ya.

Maybe you need to go in another Direckshun?

Hang in there bud! Best wishes. I am pretty confident you can overcome your challanges and enjoy life again Very soon!!

Just kidding, of course. I wish you well.

Wish you well man, whatever is going on with ya, hopefully it's just a temporary road block.

Direckshun, Direckshun he's our man!
If he can't do it well that really sucks because somebody needs to and I'm tired!

That's a cheer just for you.

Hope things look up for you soon man. I hate feeling like you described. Keep your chip up dude.

Best of luck to you and yours. I pray everything works out well for you.

I hope the government can help pull you out of your troubles.

Hang in there, they may go ahead and drop the charges.

Did lcarus take you home too? :eek:

You got it, Dik...

One of our more levelheaded, even-keeled, but still opinionated as hell posters. I've always respected your willingness to speak to disagreement without shouting anyone down and without abandoning your position.

You've got a good head on your shoulders - it will serve you well here, I have no doubt.

Jk, whatever it is I hope it gets better.

Sorry to hear that! Hope things turn around for you.

There are a lot of morons over in DC. Going over there to let them know what morons they are might be a temporary diversion.

You're right here, why would he need to go over there?

Your a sharp guy, it is times like these that make the good times seem so much better.
If life was a bowl of cherries, they would just taste like oatmeal.

Pick yourself up and enjoy life, the draft is next week.

Good luck to you, man. I've found that it really helps to pet a cat when times are bad.

Direckshun,

I ****ing love you. There's no way around it. There's times when I'm down in the dumps at 3 in the morning and refreshing the planet ten thousand times, and nothing. Nothing at all. then there's a late night Chiefs thread with some off the wall thought that nobody else could possibly have. Then when I troll your thread because I'm being a little whiny bitch, you always come back with the perfect response to cheer me up. You never let me down. You're a good poster on this website and it kills me that your life sucks and I can't help you when you help me alot, even if you don't know it.

Cheer up emo kid, you'll make it through. You seem really ****ing smart.

Joey

You know what helps if you're down in the dumps at 3 am? Petting a cat. They're nocturnal, you know.

This. It will work out. One door shuts, another opens.....well, unless it's been in a wood chipper, but you get my meaning. :)

Litterboxes are pretty depressing, though.

Oh, I dunno. Cleaning them out gives me an easy win on feeling productive.

It will pass. Just hang on.
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Well, what should you do? What can you do?

Keep your stick on the ice.

Blame Bush.

Seriously though, good luck to you in whatever you are going through.

Hope things turn around for you.

Its ok if you find yourself in a pit, just don't get comfortable sitting in the hole. Good luck finding your way out.

Rent a convertible and head to the strip club..... :thumb:

Hope things start looking up..

Do you pretend that you're mining for gold or looking for dinosaur bones? That's always fun.

Oh, and chin-up Direckshun. Sorry things are shitty right now. You might be on a string of bad luck, but you seem to have been dealt a pretty good hand overall in life. Eventually good cards overcome bad luck.

Yeah, like when you wake up in the middle of the night and they're just sitting there staring at you.

You're going to need plenty of legal advise before this thing is over. As your attorney, I must advise you that you'll need a very fast car with no top, and after that, the cocaine.

I thought everyone here made 100k, has a 12 inch Donger, and was ****ing a supermodel? Huh, I'm not used to honesty on the internet. Life is a rollercoaster, your mental attitude toward the ups and the downs will dictate how long they last. Law of attraction, bruh.

I'm working all day, I'll try and call you tonight. If I don't get a chance, I'll PM you and we'll figure it out a good time to chat. I've just got a metric **** ton on my plate physically, and mentally right now myself. In short, my life sucks pretty hard right now as well. Better than it was, but still not great.

Dude, it could be worse.

Have you ever sucked dick for coke?

See you're already in a better spot than most on this board.

http://i.imgur.com/pe8hI.jpg

LMAO

You guys are idiots.

Thanks for the well wishing.

Hang in there. Things might look brighter tomorrow. This too shall pass.

FYP

It probably won't get any better dude. Sorry. There's bound to be a woman willing to come in and mess it up even more.

That's the truth.

Have you seen this?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258551

I don't know how anyone can be down in the dumps with that news.

Hang in there man, you got this. Take a deep breath.

I thought you were going to tell him about the enema thread.

Zing! Nicely done.

Wait a minute. You have his phone number? I thought he and I were friends, and he's never given me his phone number.

Screw it. Nobody likes me. Now I'm depressed.

Keep your head up dude. The chiefs will draft Poe and all will be right with the world.

Start a thread about it. Or better yet a poll.

It'll get better man. Shoot me a PM if you need anything.

Will you give me your phone number? I need someone to give me their phone number. I just checked my phone and I only have my parents and my sister in there. It's like Valentine's Day in third grade all over again.

Do you have a job?

See it's easier for me to just look at you as an intelligent and yet at the same time dumbass liberal...now you have to get all human and stuff.

Good luck brutha. Prayers your way man. If God brings you to it, He'll bring you through it...

...I'm Tebowing as I type this...

When I'm feeling down, I always do something awesome like drink wine, listen to a Bruckner symphony, and contemplate how awesome it is to be white. But that's just me of course.

Direckshun, bud, I know I'm a stranger on the internet, but if you find yourself needing to talk to someone about this, I'm here. We want you around so we can share in the magic that is the draft coming up in the next few days.

Yes, I have a job.


Oh. You probably weren't talking to me, were you?

Hang in there, D. Everything is cyclical; you'll rebound from this.

Best wishes Direckshun.

Man it seems like there is a new thread like this almost daily. Best of luck and good wishes for all those experiencing problems, including those who may keep silent about their issues.

The guy is having a bad enough day, now you want to chop his head off

Pet a cat. I hear that helps.

A tube of Benadryl anti-ich gel
8' X 10' tarp & a night in the town park

Were you part of Obama's secret service?

Oh, hey. Good idea. I'll do that.

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I'm sorry, off the top of my head that's all I got in the cheer you up department, and I already posted it once before. With that being said...

May all beings everywhere,
plagued with sufferings of body and mind,
quickly be freed from their illnesses.
May those frightened cease to be afraid,
and may those bound be free.
May the powerless find power,
and may people think of befriending one another.

Hang in there. One day you'll create a post saying how good things are, how you look back on this tough time and are so glad it's behind you. We'll look forward to that post.

FYP :D

Suggestion: hit Mexico for a few days. That will be fun, and will make you feel much better about yourself.

Suggestion: hit Mexico for a few days. That will be fun, and will make you feel much better about yourself.