Shaved head/ goatee
 

How many of you guys look like this?

just the goat here.

Me.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_7...stalker%29.jpg

What!?!

If you're down with that gimme a "Hell Yeah!"

Ok I don't really look like that but I just wanted to post a SCSA picture.

i roll a #1 or #2 shaved...not a blade shave...

Full head 'o hair, full beard.......... which I guess makes me a no and pointless to post here.

Me.



http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/...ifsud/lmao.gif

Sooo...I'm actually really creeped out and scared now.

That's called a trim, dog.

Wheres the "shaved balls, chest, legs" but with Goatee option?

I would imagine 60% of CP... heh.

Me.

What kind of "malfunction" is that?

Shaved head, goatee. Yeah, that's me. I've tried to shave my goatee but the wife complains. Is it that she likes my goatee or thinks my clean shaven face is ugly? Hmmmm...

Can't grow facial hair... I'm ten.

That's what a gay person looks like, right?

Some of them, probably. But, seriously, what does that person "have" that makes it look that way?

Full beard. Hair down nearly to my ass.

jitterbugitus.

4 on the top, 2 on the sides and a long, scraggly goatee.

Okay, but I don't think back hair counts.

Shit.

And sunglasses indoors, amiright?

depends on how faded I am.....

DOn't get that in your hair. It makes berries.

The ladies call me "Hair-ic Berry."

this

I shave my head other than a long mongolian ponytail in the back.


Actually, I shave the ponytail, too.

#2 on the sides, nothing on top (by genetics) and a goatee.

Goatee here. Neatly trimmed.

Neatly trimmed goatee here but I still have some lettuce on my dome.

LMAOLMAO

Balding but still have hair, and full beard... so no

hair, not trimmed
goatee, not trimmed

Poor kid.

Was going to rock shaved head/full beard, but decided that would call undue attention in my rather conservative corporate environment. Kinda bummed about it still, really.

shaved my head in 90'. Talk about a fist magnet. Rocked the chops, beard, goat, & handle bar at some point over the past 21 yrs. Clean shaved these days.

And a cowboy hat, all you Tim Mcgraw fans sport the black hat~



;)

You shave your head? Never would've guessed that.

I used to have the shaved head with a goatee. But I've grown the hair and beard out.

And I don't wear jorts anymore.

Folks that shave your head... anyone use an electric razor? I've been shaving for a few months now, and I think either I have a sensitive scalp or maybe I'm allergic to something in the products. Every time I do a clean shave, I start getting some break outs. I don't have that problem if I just use the clippers with no guard, but I prefer the clean look to the 2-day growth.

I definitely shave my head and have a goatee... but a goatee isn't what most people think it is.

What most call a goatee is actually called a Van Dyke, a true goatee is just some chin hair... not the mustache with lines running down the mouth to some chin hair.

I must be a trendsetter heh, because ever since I got rid of the mustache/lines part I've been seeing more and more guys with the same look... everyone has gotten tired of that same old look that people call a goatee.

Low 0 fade, no goatee.

Low fade on purpose or were you forced into it?

I don't understand the question.

Do you have kind of a Bruce Willis longer type thing up top where you're trying to hang on as long as possible, foreheads receding bad but still have a little bit up top?

Its kinda hard to describe what I want to ask... but to use myself as an example, theres no point trying to hang on up top, I've got the classic horseshoe horseshit going on.

I could still have damned respectable ponytail LMAO but the dirt is bad up top... no point trying to farm it any longer.

I've got a widow's peak, but I've got hair.

Use Bump Patrol, or another similar aftershave primarily marketed to African-American consumers, to help stop breakouts.

If you want to go electric, this will be your friend. Lots of barbers swear by it for clients who have easily irritated scalps. http://www.amazon.com/Wahl-5-Star-Shaver/dp/B003K1R162

That thing looks like it's straight out of 1975!

Thanks. I may try that.

Trendsetter? This photo is 3 years old.

https://scontent-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...39&oe=55D50760

Bobby on the bongo's everyone!

So yeah, I see my influence extends all the way down to the Texas/Louisiana border area... damn, I'm good!

ps - **** YOU and your shaggy lions mane you SOB!

Nothing like jammin' some AIC in a Louisiana dive bar.

The hair is gone...just a regular #5 haircut now. :(

What I wouldn't give for some regular, short hair.

And I would seriously have loved to be there in some southern bar listening to you guys covering AIC.

Does AIC stand for Alice in Chains?

Bet so, **** me for not being able to think of the songs name (No Excuses?) but as soon as I seen him say AIC and had already seen the bongo's, it all made sense.

That's what I was thinking

Anyone ever use one of these?http://www.headblade.com/mm5/graphic...eb_350x350.jpg

I have. I like it.

Some kind of $200 head scraper?

I'll take my dollar general 5 blade jobbers for $5.50 instead, pretty much get 2 months worth of smooth shaves for a little over five bucks, not bad.

I assumed that roughly 75% of CP is sporting the shaved head + goatee look.

Cool, thanks.

I've been giving myself a buzzcut for about 20 yrs, but the past 2 months I started using a razor on my head. Keeps me from using the clippers, which I find to be a chore because it makes a mess.

It's like $15. Not any more expensive than a brand name razor and blades. And it works awesome.

I really like their products too, but I think I'm sensitive to stuff in it.

I really like their glossy lotion and especially Head Clear, which is like an aftershave.

LOL No. http://www.headblade.com/

ITS GIVING ME A RASH BUT IT SURE AS **** LOOKS COOL!

:D

I'm just jacking with ya, do what works for you.

Any razor does, that's the problem. As far as razors go, the Headblade is great. The look is dumb, but the fiction is solid.

Alcoholics Inciting Carnage

..wife talked me into shaving this off....:( I was >< close to handlebar mustache.

That's a shame, you have a wizened old Jedi thing going on... guess chicks don't dig kissing (eww, its itchy) wizened old Jedis.

starting again this fall...I figure two years at least to get it long.

Start a handlebar mustache and we'll have to stop being friends, though... just sayin.

That's the ultimate hipster bullshit... please don't.

I use it every day now that I'm shaving my head. Gets the job done fast.

Not me. That look is played out

#4 on the sides, blended longer scissor trim on top, extra clean on the face.

I quit trying to grow facial hair. I have dry skin on my face. After a few weeks of growth, it just itches too much.

Conditioner.

Get back to the safety razors, and save yourself a zillion dollars a year.

i think its primordial dwarfism. Count your blessings.

Is that thing self-propelled? :hmmm:

No. I've never tried, but I think it'll use blades that fit in a Gillette.

ROFL

No shit. That was my first thought. "Is this some kind of ****ing lawn implement"?