Who is your bizarro-world twin?
 

How about a random Friday evening thread? Of the DC posters on this forum, what posters are the conservative/liberal equivalents of each other? I'll start with a few off the top of my head:

patteeu:banyon
jaric:gobowe
babylee:orange
petegz:direckshun
stevieray: Dave Lane
honestchieffan:jAZ
sportsshrink:frankie
The Mad Crapper: MemeMe
alnorth: jiveturkey

What are your thoughts on my selections? Let's see some of yours...

I got partnered with al?

**** me in the goat ass!

Cool. Jaz is a smart guy.

Considering that I'm a step or two above a Matt Drudge drone, I think the comparison's unfair.

Now if you're counting us together just in terms of the sheer volume of invective we shit out, you're probably right.

Substantially, I'd say it's comparing apples with really shitty apples.

That said, I haven't the slightest clue who I'd compare myself to. I really don't.

Perhaps the closest someone gets to what I'd consider to be "my style" would be TJ.

To further disprove the Direckshun-petezg23 disconnect:

Pete's last three threads:

• Repubs want to kill women!?!?
• Obama To GOP On Budget: Getting Your Way "Is Not How It Works"
• Abortion for Military Pay

ROFL

Mine:

• Now Ivory Coast's dictator is about to fall.
• It takes a billion dollars to win the presidency.
• US Interests

I think it's fair to say there's a distinct difference.

Meanwhile, some of Saul's most recent threads:

• Will we see a major Dem challenge Obama for the 2012 nomination?
• OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL
• 'Starving yogi' astounds Indian scientists
• Al Gore Accused of Sexual Assault
• LeBron James a Tea Party Sympathizer?
• What is the best political ad/video you have ever seen?
• Migrants sell up, flee Arizona ahead of crackdown
• Voters Now Trust Republicans More On All 10 Key Issues
• DJI: 9,988.04
• The country, nay, the world owes Harry Reid a debt of gratitude
• Romney Wins New Hampshire Republican Party Committee Straw Poll
• A moment of sanity

I'm as much of a banyon fan as I can be given our political differences, so I take that particular association as a compliment.

I've got one: Mr. Kotter and Lurch.

I can't say that I'm familiar with Lurch.

I thought that was the most dead-on comparison of all.

You didn't list your own twin. Do you have any nominees in mind?

Also, you can take all the various conspiracy fans and throw them in one bag, ideology notwithstanding. The secret masters will understand.

Lurch is a Mr. Kotter alt who was actively posting when Mr. Kotter was leaning to the right with his fence-straddling positions. Lurch was outed several years ago when Mr. Kotter forgot who he was logged in as.

Works for me.

True but he's saying you are the exact opposite so....

And given that this is the exact opposite of who you are I'm very happy with my pairing :)

Picking my own seems like bad form.

Al is a pretty sharp dude.

I'm gonna go with Donger for you.

I'm flattered, but we're on the same side of the aisle.

I haven't seen any major issues with my picks other than from you. Upon review of the evidence, my decision stands.

Ahhh you are both centrists in this RWNJ forum. You are fairly similar so I guess that doesn't work

Actually here in DC if you believe Obama should be tried before he is shot you are pretty left leaning and maybe a Marxist.

penchief and BucEyedPea

Shit, that was easy

Mr. Kotter and chris

ClevelandBronco and dirk digler

I don't know if I actually would have a bizarro twin. Like Saul said previously I'm not picking my own.

No one for me... of course I don't post here as much as I did at one time.

I don't understand the question.

Nope. It should be— ClevelandBronco and HamasJenkins

dirk is much more civil

Yeah, you're a tough one.

I'll go with Saul Good vs NewChief.

I know, I'm actually glad that I wound up with him any not one of the lunatics. I should have used a smilie but figured defiling my own goat ass would suffice.

I don't know why in the hell you want to be reffered to as a liberal.

People don't follow the party line all the time are going to be hard to match. I am a prime example of that. I constantly get blasted for being a republican because some of my most passionate positions are on that side but the truth is I am all over the board.

fankie/john wayne would be better.

Yeah it's tough for those of us who view ourselves as more moderate I suppose.

I think that works.

Non sequitor. One does not follow from the other.

Ahh... I see.

Direckshun/Donger

Fixed.

Closer. I would consider that a less egregious comparison.

I think our posting styles and our approach to current events are very, very different, though.

Nah, your twin is BEP:thumb:

What's your solution?

Pretty sure I already posted it.

That's pretty good

What? I don't get an evil twin? Can I be my own evil twin?

The decision STANDS. (Unless you can convince NewChief that I should reconsider. If someone as intelligent, attractive, and well-endowed as he must be thinks the comparison is poor, I will listen to your appeal.)

Recount/BushLiedPeopleDied

Wow. I've never considered myself a centrist.

It's actually funny that you mention that this is such a RWNJ forum, as thinking about that is what led me to this thread idea. This forum has turned 180 degrees from what it was 4 years ago.

When an unpopular Republican is in power, this place gets flooded by lefties slinging mud. When it's a Democrat screwing up everything, the lefties get tired of defending the indefensible, and the righties take over.

Instead of jAZ posting threads left and right, it's HCF. Instead of mememe running amok, it's SHTSPRAYER. (Holy shit. How did I miss that one in the OP?)

This forum doesn't lean one way or the other by nature. People are just front-runners by nature.

Remember its not similar its OPPOSITE. So getting compared to a drooling simian is a GOOD thing.

What's your beef with Donger?

MadCrapper-Direckshun or Orange

LMAO

TJ/Amnorix?

Probably bad form to pick my own. I'll try not to sulk too much about being ignored so far in this thread. I'll just assume it's because no one on the right is nearly as awesome and everyone knows it...or something... :D

Crybaby.

My "loving liberal" moniker came about when I got sick of the word liberal being some kind of dirty word, so I embraced it. I really am liberal in a lot of ways, but I'm also pretty open-minded and able to see different perspectives (which is, to me, a quintessential trait of my liberalism, unlike my myopic, close-minded friends on the right).

Orange? ORANGE??


BL: Rethinking place in the world.

Didn't a regular in the DC forum win some big contest in the lounge recently? Whomever it was must be the only one worthy.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=242027

Well...you asked for it:

Amnorix / Tom Cash

I am the Alpha AND the Omega.

Were'd you get that? Cut'n'Paste from DailyKos? ;)

SHTSPRAYER : dirk digler - for rapid fire bumping of old threads

looooool, I was wondering if this was coming.

Ah, the memories...

The only one I can think of is myself when I tip too many ~

I think if I had one here they would have to be here illegally (because I'm here legally) and from a place below our southern boarder (I reside north of it). I don't think that they would be very clean (because I am) And I'm pretty sure their initials would be KCN.

How sad is it that I have no bizzarro twin..!!? But, if its suppose to be a polar-opposite, I would have to say it would be someone young that was mostly always wrong. :p

I see what you did there.