Hangover Cures Part Deux.
 

Let em' rip.

Don't stop it is only Friday...

I am a one-hit wonder now days.


The soul is willing, but the body is done.

I copped my buzz on the 30th so I wouldn't start the new year out feeling poorly. And starting on the 31st no drinky for 30 days. Gonna get all healthy and everything.


PhilFree:arrow:

Never stop drinking...the only sure way to avoid a hangover.

Damn! I was gonna say just keep drinking and you wont notice!:cuss:
ROFL

Pedialite

Eat some eggs AND oatmeal...

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Gross.

Mine is a cure-by-prevention method: drink a glass of water for every drink you drink. You'll still be drunk, you'll still have to pee even if you hadn't drank the water, and you'll feel better the next day.
Second step: before bed, two ibuprofen and a vitamin B-12 tablet (this also works the next day) with a HUGE glass of water. Finish the water every time, no exceptions. Stay awake until you pee (this is a crucial step!! :) )
Third step: don't drink if you can't get more sleep than you normally would. If you naturally wake up early, just lay in bed with your eyes closed until you get the maximum amount of rest you can afford before beginning your day.
The first step addresses the headaches the next day from dehydration. The second step also addresses the headaches, but the Vitamin B-12 replaces enzymes from the liver that are expelled from drinking. The third step addresses the natural exhaustion of the body from it's over-exertion from breaking down the toxins in alcohol.
There IS NO CURE. But there are methods to mitigate the effects.

Thanks. I usually go by the water to beverage 1:1 ratio, but a lot of people (myself included) are in the damage control mode right now.

There has to be a witch doctor out there with a monkey's asshole mixed with racoon lips hangover cure recipe.

1) Milk Thistle ... Helps to metabolize the alcohol

2) Bacon sammich. The amino acids will help you recover faster.

3) Don't take Tylenol unless you want a ****ed up liver.

If all else fails.........

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i've heard lifeguards swear by inhaling from the oxygen tank the next morning.

Also heard menudo (the food, not the band!) is a sure-fire cure.

Drink a 5 hour energy and take a green tea supplement. Seems I remember when me and the mrs were doing alot of partying years ago waking up in the morning and having sex always seem to help.


PhilFree:arrow:

A nurse/friend of mine swears by IV's.

Rehydrates within minutes.

Here's a pretty simple and inexpensive method, Mr. notorious.

1. Acquire 30 pound sledge hammer.
2. Remove shoes.
3. Mash feet vigorously with hammer.
4. Repeat until hangover is least of your problems.

FAX

+1

This really works, and quick.

I am glad I don't have to deal with this crap anymore.

Percocet


Thread over.

1 hour in the hyperbaric chamber, no more hangover
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This.:D

Can you even get percocet without the tylenol in it anymore?
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I think i would rather be hungover instead of waking up in a lake of piss.

get drunk again ... just only a little bit this time


best thing to do with hangovers is to prevent them though ... plenty of water throughout the night and a few aspirin before you hit the sack.

I use the equivalent of this on my head every time I talk about the draft here on Chiefsplanet :)

Well, yea. But it's not called Percocet.
It's called Oxycodone. comes in several different mg's and has nothing in it but the narcotic.

When I still got overserved a lot I'd try to ask the waitress for a glass of water w/every glass of beer. Staying more-or-less hydrated will really cut down on the pain next day. I'd take a Vitamin B complex tab and an aspirin before bed - another upon rising if necessary. Good luck, kids!

pretty much .... and if you can get a full night's sleep you are usually pretty good.

Vitamin B complex scares the hell out of me. It doesn't seem right when I piss neon yellow.

Since I'm off work and there are sports on TV, I using the hair of the dog method

And if you take some percocet you are better than pretty good. :D

some kind bud will help with hangovers

2 advil.

source - local news.

The wife has puked about 10 times today already. She drank probably 4 bottles of champagne by herself last night. She'd been on a champagne kick for the last few months... I think it might have come to an end last night. She's laying in bed sleeping as I type.

champagne is the worst.

No doubt. I limited myself to one glass at midnight. Stuck to beer and whiskey and cokes the rest of the night, and I feel fine. Switched to water at about 3:30am and took 800mg of ibuprofen just prior to bed at 4:30am.

This x eleventybillion


I stay away from it.

Chug a gatorade right before falling asleep. This is the best thing that works for me. Much better than water.

The closest I ever came to dying from alcohol was in college when I got the bright idea of doing shots of champagne combined with vodka. They go down so easy it is truly dangerous.

In addition to the hydration thing, greasy breakfast foods really seem to help me. Eggs, bacon and hash browns seem to work the best. The trick is getting to the point where you can actually get that stuff down. But I can usually start with some toast, then work my way up.

The problem I have more and more the older I get is that I can't seem to sleep it off. Being hungover makes me wake up earlier than usual, and I can't get back to sleep. There's nothing more miserable than waking up at 6 am after about 3 hours sleep and not being able to go back to sleep.

antifreeze

the oxygen tank really does work. obviously most people don't have access to them but where i used to work had one and every time i'd come in hung over, i'd berathe through that thing for about 5 minutes and hangover was gone every time!

That took way too long.

chocolate milk works the best for me...

Yep, kill the hangover even before bed. 2 advil and a glass or two of water and I'm 100% the next morning.

take medicine that helps whatever feelings you are having, bloated headache? Midol. Nasua? Dramimine water also exersize gets your body burning that shit out, water, time, rest, also if you drink the good stuff crown royal grey goose or better it helps.

Ouch.

I always start a hangover morning with about a quart of tomato juice loaded with pepper and some salt,works wonders for me.

JFC

hair of the dog for me right now...

I don't have the balls to try that.

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You forgot the vodka.

Definitely the water before bed. V8 juice the next morning seems to help me quite a bit also. I have't ever tried the pedialite but I have heard from many that it works wonders.

smoke a bowl. duh.

Get in a hyperbaric chamber.

I'm always scared to though. Afraid I might lose it in there and not be able to get out right away due to the pressure release time.
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Actually inhaling some oxygen from the torches helps too
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weed

Feelin' fine, but bump for the unfortunate souls.

depends what weed, regular weed doesn't do shit.

you need KUSH.

This x1000

I'll add this to some coffee as well.

anyone ever heard of Poutine? it really helps.

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If you can get it down, it works wonders

If you are in damage control, take some Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold. Then get bottle of Gatorade and drink it as you walk around the block a couple times. After that, sleep for another hour.

KUSH ( GLASS BONG WITH ICE OR SMOKE IT IN HEMP PAPER )
POUTINE AND GREASY BURGER
COOL BLUE GATORADE
SAUNA FOR 30 MINUTES
SLEEP

My ideal is to be in a nice hotel with the hangover. That way I can summon bacon and eggs when I wake up. This, plus a Xanax and lots of water and coffee, does wonders for me.

Hangovers are for quitters!

McNuggets, Fries, and McDs Orange Drink.

I drank at least one glass of water for every drink I had last night.

Unfortunately, I also ate way too much. I ended up waking up at 6am and going outside and puking because there was just too much shit in my stomach.

I feel fine now, though... and I drank probably 8 beers, 4 whiskeys, and a couple of rum/ciders.

Long hot shower
Greasy meal
Huge glass of tea
4-5 aspirin
Couch

There it is in five easy steps.

1. IV - no bullshit. If you're drunk, or hungover, it will be gone instantly.

2. Weed - It will make nausea go away, hence medicinal uses.

3 - Greasy cheeseburger - Grease is known to cut some of that shit and while it won't cure a hangover, but you will feel better after eating it believe it or not. I call it the hillbilly cure because that's pretty much what every one in Redneck Las Vegas does after a heavy night of drinking. Royale burgers from Steak n Shake at 8am. ROFL

Don't stop.

3 years ago.


I am still the same ;)

i never tried one until a few years ago but a strong Bloody Mary works; at least for me.

also...Chipotle.
a big ass burrito bowl.

Winner winner

Midol-Dramimine-Asprin-water then time.

a fat ****ing dab 710 baby

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Wake up.
Chug some water.
Smoke weed.
Take shower.
Eat large breakfast of bacon and eggs.
Have sex with woman.
Crack beer.
Watch football.

I feel fine.

Bump

I feel fine, but some others might need a helping hand.

Do you know a lot of drunk lifeguards?

Edit: Or maybe I should ask if you knew a lot of drunk lifeguards 7 years ago.