Happy New Year CST
 

Here's to the time zone that really matters! Cheers!

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w00t!

I'm drunk. That's incredibly unusual. Happy New Year bishes.

I'm not, but I'm getting there!

Hydros and alcohol are a gift from God. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Tonight I will work out for you, fat man. And you will **** your wife hard for me. Deal?

I must say I did good on my pick of champagne.

Deal. In the next couple of days, we'll switch. I'll work out for you, ya skinny bastard, and you'll **** my wife hard for me. Wait.................

I'm not drunk enough for that to be funny. :p

OHHH, you gonna let him talk to you like dat lol?

WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO?...


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The way I planned, your wife would work out and we would **** hard.

Happy New years!

LMAO I'm showing my wife this thread.

You're on dangerous ground, mr Spicoli. What if she sees his latest offer and says THE DEAL IS DONE!....

She totally knows better than that. We practice DD in the Flopnuts' household.

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Happy New Year

Happy new years all you people there in CST

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LMAO

Happy New Year, all...

I, for one, am Drunk. And currently listening to some Snoop.

It aint no fun, if my homies can't have none. Just sayin'.

Notice, that's drunk with a capital "D".

The sheer confidence & purity of purpose in Glenns swipe is pure brilliance.

I bet she kissed him deeply 30 seconds later.

Is it just me, or does the look on his face have no possible translation other than "Silly bitch!"

where's the pacific time zone Happy New Year thread?

The way Glenn Ford owns this shot, is in the same spirit as the way Brando & Deniro owned Vito Corleone... he knows she has it coming, even she knows she has it coming... and he knows that she knows it...

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Im drunk, just to let you all know

I'm almost there.

LET'S DO THIS!

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I think you're a few hours early.

And I'm a few days late.

This had me really ****ing confused.

IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR PAAARTY TOWN!

YEAH...YEAH!

Ruh rho! Did you tell your boyfriend yet?

FTR, this is last year's (or I guess still this year's) thread.

Don't do anything stupid like drunk and post tonight... Happy new years!!!!

So, I'm fighting this damned cold. I want to go out, but I'd be going there by myself. Or I could stay home, pop the champagne at midnight, and start my (seemingly now traditional) New Year threads.

Go find some hot food, hotter in spice the better. Alcohol is a plus.

WHERE'S THE FREAKING PARTY AT?

Nice and early. Guess you are use to it.

Go GRAPE.......

So early it's for LAST YEAR.

In your pants. /Geoffory from Craig Ferguson

Everybody's invited. :evil:

I though it it was at your place....

Well it is...WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?

The Central Time Zone is nothing but the warmup act for the main show. Mountain Time Zone is where it's at.

Yeah, if you're high.

As in... altitude, right?

No, Gold Paint.

LMAO

Exactly. At 11:00 p.m., we can see the Central Time Zone fireworks 4,000 feet below us. It's kind of weird.

Child, please. The only important time zone is Eastern. It was the first on this continent, after all. It's where all the cool cities hang out (Boston, New York, Miami, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Baltimore...). :D

It's weird growing up and not realizing that everyone doesn't operate on your time. I grew up thinking naturally that prime time TV started at 8pm, and ran until the news came on at 11pm, and then Johnny Carson came on at 11:30pm. I grew up thinking that football was simply played at 1pm and 4pm and that was that. Since I've rarely been west of this time zone, it never occurred to me that there are entire generations of people on the other side of the country who have grown up thinking that football was a Sunday morning game, that all the games I'd been watching at 1pm were actually being watched at the ungodly-early hour of 10am out there. It's kind of bizarre.

FLYOVER STATES





















:p

WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE ANYWAY

Since I moved out here, I love it. It makes football a whole day thing and it gives me an excuse to crack a cold one at 10AM. :toast:

HAPPEE BIRFDAY, CALENDAR

Eastern? Pfft. Eastern is the common time zone. Millions of people use eastern. It's like the McDonald's of time zones. Mountain is exclusive. Less than 10 percent of the whole country qualifies for mountain time. We're like Morton's Steakhouse when it comes to time zones.

On the football thing, a big bonus for me in moving to Denver was that football goes from 11 to 5 instead of 12 to 6. Back when I lived in the central time zone I always seemed to have an odd hour or two to kill in the mornings, and then by six o'clock it was already evening. Ending at 5 somehow seems to give me a whole lot of time to do stuff in the evening.

I never thought about it for the west coasters, but I wonder if football affects church attendance or if church attendance inhibits the growth of football. Having the games go from 10 to 4 pretty much guarantees a conflict, I would think, at least with Protestant folks.

We're all heathens out here. No conflict at all. (Heathens meet on Saturdays)

hah hah, good one...

you homophobic slurrer you...

You guys are making this so hard for me. I've given myself until 10pm (that would be CST) to decide. I'm not blowing my nose nearly as much, and I took a cough suppressant earlier. I feel almost normal. I really want to go out, but I'd be doing so by myself. I could run and grab a bite to eat, come home and do these threads. I should probably do that. I don't need to waste my money at the bar.

It's so ****ing weird, though. I spent my childhood listening to the nasal intonations of Howard Cosell, and now in my adulthood realize that everyone out there was actually watching "Monday Afternoon Football"? It's just wrong. :D

Happy new year!!!


Smed Game on

On the bright side, when you (specifically) aren't watching your television, the games don't happen. Thank you for allowing the rest of us to participate.

:thumb:

Train is on the tube right nowww!!!!11!!1!

So you're saying that everything is only a creation of my subconscious mind and, if I'm not thinking about it or watching it, it doesn't happen, and that I'm actually creating my own universe? :eek:

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Boy, my subconscious must really hate Oakland and Denver. LMAO

Figures. I think they spend a lot of time on the tube, if you know what I mean. :dom:

No you don't. Hang out here with the rest of us losers.

Hey, speak for yourself, moran looser. By grounding my kid, I in essence grounded myself. I should ground her more for that, really.

Check this out... (I just really like this, and didn't know where else to post it. This is kind of an "anything goes" thread... so...lol) Piano, strings and a horn section? Who says rap isn't music!?!?

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YEAH! AND I'M AT WORK! If I wasn't I'd be at the sweetest party dancing with hot twins and all the Hypnotic and Grand Marnier I can drink!!!!

I am going to drive by. If they're busy, I'm grabbing something from whatever might be open and coming home. If I'm not here, I fully expect you to pick up my slack.

I was thinking that you were ok.

Oh hell, I'm not sure I can handle that responsibility.

Hypnotiq + champagne = very bad things

Luckily I'll never know.

:Lin:

For me, its - gut wrenching disillusionment over a failed relationship & my own naivete + Budweiser = scrubbed out at home & about to watch 'Valhalla Rising', a pretty well reviewed Swedish flic about ancient viking warriors.

LOL

You're gonna have to. At least for one or two time zones.
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