What Would You Do if Your Son Was at Home, Crying All Alone on the Bedroom Floor Cus'
 

he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a MAN for a little bit of money?

What would you ****ing DO?!!!?!?!

Get a job maybe?

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Rico, if you're selling your ass to make ends meet, i understand. But i can assure you that there are other avenues to make a dollar. You don't have to resort to gay prostitution.

You are a very disturbed individual, aren't you?

Can someone please link a Hotline for Rico? I think he needs help.

Haha. Jesus.

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You insensitive PRICK!!!

Rico is trying to admit to us that he would suck some dick under the right circumstances and all you guys do is critisize?

For you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life

Can I give half of the money to Jim Jones and have him do it?

Her name was Lonnie, she went to junior high with me

Sure. I know that my first thought would be "I SHOULD POST ABOUT THIS ON CHIEFSPLANET!!"

Are you saying that rico has a microscopic penis?

But his Daddy's gone...somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now.

NTTIAWWT

Cuz for you this is just a good time but for me dis is what I call life.

Well, what would YOU do, Donger? Enlighten us (me).

mm-MMMM

What would I do? Get up on my feet and let go of every excuse cuz I wouldn't want my baby to go through what I went through.

You guys can criticize all you want. I applaud Rico for allowing his intestines to be stuffed with cock so his son's can be stuffed with food.

Q.

Bitch.

I'd go steal a Happy Meal.

Get some food for my child.

No. Her name...was RUSSELL.

After sleeping with a man for a little bit of money?

You guys know wussup...glad I'm not the only one in this predicament.

Give the kid a fishing pole and tell him to go get his own dinner.

GIRL I KNOW IF MY MOTHER CAN DO IT BABY YOU CAN DO IT

But what if a girl came through the gate, holding a fishing pole? And yer' daddy looked down and smiled and said, "we can't leave her behind?"

That little bitch might steal all the ****ing fish!!!!

Yes...a Happy Meal may at least make things seem a bit better... because they are so happy. It may take your mind off of being blasted in the ass for a little bit o' money.

Take Jimmy Johnson! Take Tommy Thompson! Take my best friend Bo!

Maybe to Paul freaking Bunyon.

Or junior could get himself fish in more ways than one.

Yes that's it...make them the ones who are blasted in the ass and then take all the money. In other words, become a MALE PROSTITUTE PIMP!!!!

Problem solved. Better get my pimp-slappin' hand ready.

Listen!

I personally find it disgusting when a woman's vag smells like tuna fish...but whatever floats Junior's boat. Hey maybe he could use that boat to go out on the water so that bitch can't take any of his fish!!!

We're just sleeping, right?

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You would just bend over and sit there and listen to the depressing sounds of being blasted in the ass for a little bit o' money? Well...sometimes I guess you have no other choice.

But you'll contemplate man sex? Okay.

Ohhh man...sleeping with his corpse would be disgusting and difficult to gain access to... but I wonder if you could sue him for at least a little bit o'money?

Call Joe Buck and tell him your name is "Madison."

LMAO... Jesus.

Yeah... probably the most logical thing to do if you are a bum...in need of a little bit o' money.

Dude, if you kid is hungry, wtf are you doing on the internet? Hock your laptop.

I like them French fried pertators.

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One of the transitions in the song sounds like he says, "listen!" Hence, my post. That song came out when I was 15 or 16. Good memories.

My kids are at day care right now... I've been working 3rd shift this past month and a half (as you guys have probably figured by now) and have had a rough time with insomnia and waking up during the day after 2 hours of sleep, bored outta my gord (sp?)

Food stamps?

:), I knew what ya meant.

I am not a spelling nazi. You asked. Gourd.

Daddy sold them all for half price so he could buy some rock.

Fantastic...now I know how to spell it. Thank you, Raiderhader!

Don't mention it. Happy to have helped.

"Less Than Zero"

This thread wtf?

LMAO

Rico, I'm sure theres a food bank in your town, go find it... please, not just for your son, but for you.

What I call life.

Food bank, homeless missions, food lines, sell blood, sell sperm, hock something... You keep saying his dad is smoking crack and has sold the food stamps. If the child is not yours, take his to child protective services. They can get him into a foster home until things can get straightened out.

This is an excellent suggestion!!! I'll get on that RIGHT MEOW!!!!

What in the ****?

They do! It's called the food pantry! Too bad these bungholes in a pile of student loan debt have already ramsacked it!

(I've actually thought about doing this as well. Hell, everyone else that I know in town who is in student loan debt is doing it. With my 120k of student loan debt, I wouldn't feel the least bit ashamed of hitting this food pantry).

BTW, that's why I'm in this current unfortunate predicament....it's because of my student loan debt (along with daddy doing rock now).

In this scenario, I would pretend to go along with dude back to his place... beat the snot out of him.. take his valuables... then go feed my kid.

Right after that? I'm getting my sorry ass a job. If a person wants to be a broke shit-sack, that's on him. But if he has a kid depending on him? **** that... get a ****ing job.

Hmmm... pretty cool plan, IMO.

She ran away from home so her daddy couldn't rape her.

Rico, you aint the one with a baby

That's no excuse to be living all crazy

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Are there cheesy potatoes involved? I'm asking for a friend

every day I wake up hoping to die

(/Rico)

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I think about the baby before I start actin' all crazy.

I knew the sell your ass part was a joke, but hell yeah, if this is a real situation and you are doing all you can to find work then I'd already have been down there demanding some damn food.

Shit, I'd take my pride and bury it in the back yard right before I went around to the neighbors asking for help before I let my kids go hungry... whatever it takes.

I believe this would be a common response to being in the situation. You ain't alone, my homeslice. I'm sure plenty of fools in this situation would be pretty shocked, much like you would be if you were in the situation and they'd be all like, "what in the ****?" It'd be shocking for shezee, mah Rashaan Shehee. I bet you'd especially be shocked if the man you slept with took things too far and slipped you the shocker.

Seems like a good time for a post-birth abortion

Can you blame me? I mean surriously, for realzies. What would YOU do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cus' he's hungry. And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? If you have any better suggestions, please enlighten me.

<3

Love Norm.

You definitely have a way of touching my heart. No homo or anything....unless of course, you are willing to give me a little bit of money.

rico is very sensual and sexy

he can finish giving a blowjob in about half of the time a normal cross dresser can

I don't think I understand this thread (through page 3)

I would like to take this time to thank you for employing me. For if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have the opportunity to make a little bit of money to feed my kids.

If I had to be with a guy

I would choose rico 100%