Do you pee or poop soup?
This thought just came into my head. If you eat a soup with no solids (creamy tomato, plain chicken broth), does it turn into crap or piss? My guess is whatever your body doesn't absorb gets shat out, right?
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Yes.
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I hate the on-season....
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The whole thing.
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Soup is retained internally until our death bed.
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That's a good ****ing question. I'd like a legit answer.
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Yeah, there's a little divider in there that says "Solids this way, liquids that way."
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This is how Chiefs fans spend their season.
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Best Answer
Urine is 95% water. Here are some of the other ingredients found in normal urine:
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Read a biochem book tard
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Sharts.
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The liquid part is extracted in your digestive system, leaving the solids and the fibers behind.
The viscosity of your poop depends completely on how well hydrated you are and how long that poop sits in your colon before emerging. |
How do newborns poop from formula?
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Green.
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please explain corn...no, don't.
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it's such a damn complicated process
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cream corn poops out as whole kernel corn.
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Ask Eric Winston, he's not doing anything.
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Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.
Whatever works. |
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Even for cows, the outer skin of corn passes out. I've seen birds pick through the manure and eat it. Actually, that's a good picture of being a Chiefs fan this season.
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I was once in a pretend band called Poop Soup but it wasn't a reference to eating soup and it turning into poop but more soup made from poop OR a runny or "soupy" poop.
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This question really took me back...I used to sit in my brother's living room while he and his friends passed a joint/pipe/bong around and got high as hell...it was only a matter of time before someone said something like "Duuude. If, like, 2 sets of twins marry each other and have kids, would the kids be identical?"
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jebus crispus, we gotta get better quality n00bs :cuss: |
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Somebody should tell demonpenz that Leslie Mann just used the word fupa on Jimmy Kimmel live.
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Have you ever pooped in your cat's litter box? I bet that would really ruin his day.
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depends if I just returned from central america or not. I went to Honduras about a month ago, and pooped soup for a solid week, er, not so solid, week.
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no, I think it was the street food. Best damn street tacos I've ever had, and what they call baellas (egg and chorizo sausage and beens) in a tortilla for breakfast. Great food, but pooped like a sick goose for a week.
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I've pooped soup...It was Tortilla and Dingleberry condensed. If you want me to send you some I can. You just need to add one bowl of water. :)
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