JJ Birden will join you for lunch or your fantasy draft for $250!
Heard this on Fox sports radio today....and of course, no one knew who he was.
You can hear JJ's "Story" for $500 bucks! LMAO Enjoy: http://www.thuzio.com/jj-birden.html (obligatory...sorry, if repost!) |
Who are you and who's JJ Birden?
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You cant make this stuff up:
Memorable Experiences Lunch or Dinner $250 JJ will join you and your guests at lunch or dinner. You choose the restaurant and you choose what you want to talk about. JJ will share stories from his career. Fantasy Draft $250 Surprise your football buddies by inviting JJ to a live fantasy draft! Pick-Up Game $250 Make your next pick-up game unforgettable by inviting JJ to join. Attend a Game $400 Have an extra seat at the game? JJ will join you and your guests and share insight on the game. Discuss JJ's career with the Chiefs and his trajectory in becoming a professional. Round of Golf $400 JJ will complete your foursome for a round of golf. He'll be the perfect fourth for your Sunday outing, and will spice up the round with tales from his time in the pros. Celebrations $500 Invite JJ to join you and your guests at your celebration! He'll be sure to be entertaining company. Appearance $500 Hire JJ to make a guest appearance at your next event! JJ’s appearance will be the perfect way to promote your store opening, bank, gym, car dealership, etc. Hear Their Story $500 JJ will share his story with up to 20 people. Your small group of friends, students, coworkers, or event attendees will be inspired by JJ’s path to success. |
I wouldn't give him a nickel for any of that and I actually like the guy.
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Wow...really?
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Its sad really....the only thing missing is a "BJ for a cheeseburger" category!
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Do these people have boobies and a golden vagina or what?
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Wow thats messed up. And Im friends with him on facebook.
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I KEED, I KEED....:p |
Seems sad and cool all wrapped up into one. Surprised actually about those prices a bit, but I guess he probably isn't in much demand.
I think we're all forgetting this is a man who caught passes from Joe Montana in NFL games, not very many people on earth have done that. I think it'd be incredible to sit and BS with him for a couple hours about everything early 90s Chiefs and certainly worth a few hundred bucks. |
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Tiki Barber runs this company - he was talking about it last month on Howard Stern.
Baba Booey and the crew were joking around about paying Ken O'Brien to come to their fantasy draft. |
Ironic.
I did draft him my first FFL draft. I'd pay $250 to take that choice back... |
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If I win the lottery why not...
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JJ must have had to sell his HOF ring, and is now really desperate.
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He was good on Super Tecmo Bowl. I might pay 100 dollars for Joe Randa.
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I might drop a $20 to hang with Lonnie Marts
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JJ Birden. Good grief Charlie Brown.
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I remember when the dude posted here.
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If he makes any money doing this, you gotta hand it to him.
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Its certainly a creative way to make some bucks, but i'm going to file this under "mostly sad".
Reminds me of the old SNL sketch with Jon Heder where the Black Eyed Peas are pimping themselves out for bar mitzvahs and grocery store openings. |
I'd rather do lunch with Sean LaChapelle, Tim Barnett or Lake Dawson.
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I would rather party with maas
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He's probably not even worth $10grand now.
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Wow it'd be a cool time to hang with JJ though!
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Interesting Post
Evening gentlemen, It's very interesting reading all these posts. I have not been on here for a while. Anyway, understand Thuzio was started by Barber as one of you said. It's for former and active players. They actually pick the prices not me. I think it's a great idea but the top names will get picked not me. That's ok because I basically set it up for free and I want the indexing. With the amount of money they spend on marketing and building the brand, it's a way I can get free SEO for my other projects.
It's all good. I realize not everyone is going to say positive things about you. As a former athlete, I've been booed more than once. Much Success to you all and enjoy this upcoming season. JJ |
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They don't say nice things about anyone around here. |
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Just keeping it real |
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I did a seam pass from Montana to Birden over and over for many touchdowns. http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/...football94.jpg |
I have JJ's autograph he was one of my favorite players as a kid. I would love to meet him.
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Don't have a Genesis so it's not much good to me but I managed to save the only game when a KC team was worth a $#it in the bit-world... |
Wow....did not see this coming (if it's real).
I had no idea just how far the planet's power reaches!!! Next up.....do you think we could shame the one who shall remain nameless to participate in a dunk-tank for a KC charity? |
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Doesn't make sense. I think it's birden. |
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Should have known the Nigerian nightmare would be spouting a scam. |
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How much for anal?
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Was that really J.J. Birden posting? The J.J. Birden? I really liked him as a player.
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You guys are alright. I just might have to hang out here more. Who ever pasted the Sega game with Joe, got a story for you. When the box of those games arrived for Joe, we were all in the locker. He started throwing them out to us. I still have mine around here in a package because I never opened it. Might have to find it.
By the way it really is me. I am big into social media being I am now a network marketer so I own every version of jjbirden. Have great day! |
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Also if that game's really still sealed in the box, it could be worth something. Maybe you could get Joe to sign it?!?!
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Big fan. Loved watching you play. I see you on other forms of social media so I have no doubt it's you. Thanks for the positive childhood memories. I'm a Husky fan so I won't hold those Beaver days against you. Chiefs first!
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how much $ would it cost to invite JJ to kick it with me and get blacked out and hit on bar sluts?
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Oregon
Yes I did play for the Ducks. Back then we weren't as dominate. Looking forward to the Chiefs season. I see a quick turnaround with all the changes.
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