Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
 

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They do move in herds.

Nope, done with the series. This last one with Crisp Rat was ****ing terrible.

:facepalm:

If I was playing god with dinosaur d.n.a. the first thing I'd do is give the T Rex some buff arms. I think the reason he's pissed off all the time is that he's sick of everybody laughing at his gay little hands.

Step two would of course be sexy velociraptors.


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Let me guess the plot: man messes with forces he shouldn't and dinosaurs cause havoc.

On an island with a hateful bitch...

I got hooked on that damn Jurassic Park park creator game on PS4. I bought it for my son back when he was heavy into dinosaurs. Ended up getting stuck on it my damn self. I think i enjoyed it a little too much.

I thought it was pretty good. Wish it would become more sciency, though instead of monstery.

Oh for Gods sake THIS! That was such bullshit him - "controlling" them - PLEASE! This died after the greatest one of all - THE FIRST ONE!

I personally enjoyed the 2nd one too, the third one was hot garbage tho

I think the biggest problem with these movies is that the dinosaurs are more monster than dinosaur. They can be terrifying and dangerous with great suspense without being your basic monster movie creature always having you on the run on some relentless pursuit.

I remember a Jurassic Park game for Sega CD. I remember getting stuck where some dudes in a helicopter come down and start shooting at you. Never got past it.

now that is a ****ing ad

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I made the mistake of reading the book before watching the 2nd one. The book was sooo good, the movie changed a ton of stuff & ruined it. The entire last part of the movie with the dinosaur being taken off the island to the city, isn't in the book at all. And of course they made Malcolm's daughter black & had her save the day with her gymnastics. LMAO

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A couple of friends of mine who had all read & loved the book went to see it together we left the theater like "WTF was that"

Is Jeff Goldblum gonna be in this one?

LOL, theyre still making these movies eh?

The last one was one of the worst movies Ive ever seen.

the market for dinosaurs doin' stuff will always be there

we're about to see one of the greatest JP movies ever....dinos EVERYWHERE mixing with mankind and HELICOPTERS shooting at them and LET'S GOOOOOOOO

Well said. The book was really good. The movie was a serious letdown after both the first movie and the book. The entire part coming back to America just went so far off the rails...

Jurmassive Ass: Dallas's World

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Does anyone think that M Crhiton (sp) wanted this many movies?

He's dead now, so sure?

The reality is it doesn't matter because he sold the rights. That, by definition means he doesn't get a say anymore.

YES PLEASE

****
what a DONK

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Between this, and the upcoming Batman and The Northman, it finally looks like I can watch some good movies without buying Disney +, Amazon, Netflix etc etc etc

God I love the fact the old cast is back.... God yes

it's like going to see your grandparents

Life, life finds a way

you made a promise...to a dinahsawr?

LMAO

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The nerd in me heard Goldblum mention the Doomsday Clock, and I immediately think of Dr. Manhattan showing up and saving everyone and everything.

I need to go outside more.

So this movie will have dinosaurs doing stuff right? In!

How the world will end LMAO

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STOKED

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TIL that Michael Crichton died nearly 14 years ago.

remember when you read the reviews how ****ing awesome every previous dinosaur movie was despite them

See - this is why we need the 2nd Amendment.

You never know when you'll just be out there riding your moped and need an extended magazine to take care of a pissed off T-Rex. Or at least it to go eat some unarmed Brit instead.

Serious shit, people.

Science can't seem to make up its mind on the T-Rex.

For a bit there they were being considered just opportunistic feeders and scavengers. Then they were considered slow. Then they could run 40 mph.

The T-Rex might actually be a bit of a pussy. Or not. Nobody seems to have any idea these days...

I couldn't help but groan, but it will be a good movie to watch with my kids.

one more sleep!

33% reviews

79% audience

**** the reviews

I'll be honest, this looks dumb as hell. It's called Jurassic PARK, it needs to take place in a park. If not a theme park, at least on a small, uninhabited and remote island. The only good films in this series took place in a small, contained park where all hell unleashed and T-rex was able to eat tourists and lawyers.

I'm still gonna watch it just because of dinosaurs wrecking shit. But I'm not expecting much.

Jurassic WORLD bruh.

The last one was a total pos. Is this one any better?

Clearly a dipshit

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Out of all the Dinosaurs the T-Rex had the greatest bite force out of all them. If T-Rex got ahold of anyone with a bite it would be game over.

My mind changed on them as soon as I learned they had feathers. 100% pussy.

When I was a kid, dinosaurs were giant lizards. Apparently they are now birds. Are they warm or cold blooded?

Did you know that Gators/crocs derived from dinosaurs?

It’s all over the place. While it’s nice to see the old cast, Jeff Goldblum isn’t nearly as magical as he normally is. You think it’s a movie about how humans and dinosaurs can coexist, but that’s the first ten minutes of exposition of the movie and the last five minutes really. It introduces the bad corporation then destroys them by the end of the movie, and it’s not a bad corporation, just the CEO bad guy shtick. It just felt pointless and lazy, like everyone phoned it in. Jurassic World was at least faithful, but I chalk this up to another Star Wars VII VIII and IX type of trilogy. Yeah there’s some entertaining parts in this movie, but overall I kept wondering why they thought this was the right path to take it and if this was really the best script they could’ve thought of. Just a big ole meh to me. Somewhere along the line they lost sight of the originals and lost focus on the dinosaurs so now they’re just the side attraction to an underwhelming story where none of the main characters ever feel like they’re in danger. I would’ve almost preferred them to say “But wait, there’s another site!!!” Compared to what we got.

mediocre but the dinosaurs doin' stuff was still amazing

rexy FTW!!!!!!!!

That's what I thought too. They lost sight of what made the original movies so good. It was cool on the big screen, but an otherwise completely meh and forgettable movie.

The shits been done so many times that it's almost impossible to be good again. Jurassic Park is played out.

i thought the bringing back dodgson as a bad guy was a bridge too far, considering he was in no other sequels, and was in the original for all of 5 minutes

it was also a fairly lazy writing process to go "DINOSAURS NOW LIVE EVERYWHERE!" and then the rest of your movie is dealing with dinosaurs inside a reservation that is, basically, another ****ing jurassic park!

and then the movie ends the way it starts - dinosaurs are everywhere!

but i did enjoy the dinosaurs doing stuff - always do

also, you could really tell just about everyone but chris pratt, bryce and the clones kid phoned in their performance

sam neill didn't even try to hide the fact he's from new zealand LMAO

I'm just totally over Jurassic Park movies. No desire to see it. Ever.

My family loves this shit so we went and watched it. I enjoyed it as did they..not sure why all the bitching.

Yeah, kinda in the same boat. It was fun and the kids enjoyed it. Is it some great cinematic masterpiece? Not even close, but it's Jurassic Park part 6. What could you possibly expect outside of what you got? Complaining about it not being a good movie is akin to being disappointed in Jason Takes Manhattan. If you're going for the plot and the great acting, you're in for a bad day at the movies.

Right..just like the Godzilla and Kong stuff. I want to see see giant creatures **** shit up. I know it's not Gone With The Wind.

Ugh.

This was always my biggest concern with the direction of the franchise. It kinda felt like it was headed that way.

And somehow "we can all co-exist!" would be the message they'd try to send.

Fellas - these are brand new apex predators unleashed upon the wild. This is an ecosystem that is struggling to deal with feral cats, for ****s sake. That's right, cats have become an invasive species globally.

No panthers, mind you - freakin' stray cats.

And we're supposed to walk away from this trilogy with the belief that these things being unleashed on nature wouldn't bring the whole damn thing crashing down within, I dunno, 5 years?

You wouldn't have a native species left on any continent between about 40 degrees north and 40 degrees south latitude.

Which is to say pretty much all of Africa and South/Central America as well as most of southern Europe, the United States and Asia. The fertile crescent would be wiped out.

Not to mention the introduction of superpredators to the oceans. You think the first Bluefin Tuna of the season is expensive now - wait until it's the first one caught in 4 years.

The world would plunge into CHAOS. We'd probably lose our spot at the top of the food chain within about 2 decades and slowly begin to starve. The introduction of dinosaurs to the ecosystem would be just laughably catastrophic.

For a bit it seemed like the Jurassic franchise at least tried to play it a little straight. Farfetched, yes, but not completely insane (given what we thought we knew at the time, this WAS serious science).

But c'mon folks - we'll all live in harmony alongside dinosaurs? Kinda missed the mark there, fellas.

Yeah but no one is turning .50 cals on feral cats.

We'd wipe them out.

That's what this SHOULD have been. Armies WIPING OUT herds of dinos.

This is correct.

Though my memory is that Jurassic Park has essentially made dinosaurs being bulletproof part of the canon at this point.

But yeah, if dinosaurs ever started breeding and making their way into the wild, it would be open season on them and no number of Chris Pratts would prevent a wholesale extermination.

Because c'mon Chris - can't have those things prowling about because you made friends with one of 'em once.

hollywood doesn't have the balls to make a movie like that though

but you could have potentially had a real interesting movie there - governments trying to wipe out dinosaurs, while the black market is trying to keep them in captivity, and pratt is racing against both trying to get baby blue back

Sounds like a nice little 10 episode Netflix series...

What I can't figure out at that point is how seriously you'd want to take it. I mean you could make it a dinosaur version of Ash vs. Evil Dead w/ Sam Neil out there hamming it up and chewing up scenery and it would be pretty hilarious.

Or you just throw some money at Clive Owen, Ioan Guffudd, Andre Holland and Kim Se-Jeong and have them take it more seriously. It'll cost more but you have just enough talent there (none of whom have really broken out and for the former 2 they may just not) to get some prestige cred.

Boy is this true

Just watched the Pitch Meeting and this might be the first time he makes me decide to not see a movie I was planning to see. I mean, I know he has a way of exaggerating the bad elements but this just sounds awful.

Why does everyone have to be a critic on the side?

Sure, it's not jurassic park, but it was better than every sequel other than lost world. It didn't get boring. It had great cgi. It did have cryngy parts but all of them did.

Its a popcorn flick and nothing more. Just turn off your brain and enjoy it for what it is.

bro the dinos were ****ing awesome, goldblum had a few funny lines, pratt's action scenes were great

go see it

Taking the nieces and nephews to see this tomorrow.

I wanna see it, but im a little jaded because i still haven't seen Maverick yet.

I could only watch about 20-30mins.

If the beginning didn't suck and drag out so bad maybe i'd be enticed to watch more of it. The last movie they put out was REALLY bad.

Guess I'm just getting old...or these movies are getting more and more ridiculous the more they put out another sequel.

Prob a lil bit of both.

On my 13th birthday, my parents bought me a Jurassic Park t-shirt which was cool and the big event for the day was they took me and all my invited guests to the movies to see the OG Jurassic Park. It was a great birthday.

Now Jurassic Park is about denigrating men. Times have certainly changed.

1. Why should people watch shitty movies and be silent?
2. Why shouldn't people tell others that a movie is shitty? Also
3. Have you not seen this forum before? This forum is full of fanboys who'll excuse almost any movie or show. They're still here defending DC, Star Wars, shitty Marvel Movies, and the like

This place needs more genuine criticism, not less.

Oh look, JPB again smearing his misery around some more.

So you spent money to see a movie and then walked out after 20-30mins?

This.

The dinos were ****ing bad ass. Better than the two prior movies. This movie felt more "monster movie" than the previous iterations.

Yeah, yeah, if you're an anal prude with a stick up your ass and can't just enjoy a monster movie then sure, there's plenty of things to pick on.

Yes, characters magically teleported places. Plot armor everywhere. Seemingly unkillable characters. Dinos that can't chase down a grandma in one scene, but are sprinting at 80MPH in another scene....like every Jurassic Park ever made, and a plot that really didn't make much sense.

But the action scenes were fun and exciting. The CGI/Dino-movements were again a step above previous iterations.

Surprisingly the dinosaurs were a lot more ferocious than in previous movies. There were a number of pretty cool scenes.

It's a mindless fun action/monster movie. Go enjoy it.

IMO, the best part was Sam Neill but Laura Dern needs to go back in formaldehyde.

Jurassic Park was on TV the other day and I turned it just in time to catch the "clever girl" scene and watched until the end.

I actually appreciated even more that the original didn't have much of this. The raptors had a little trouble chasing down the kids in the kitchen but I felt like it was juuuust believable enough with the deception (little girl's reflection fooled one) and then the little boy trapping the other in the freezer (with the slippery floor).

I agree with this. What’s weird to me is what people expected, as in there is basically no plot that could happen that would be great and not full of holes. The pitch meeting video touches on this. It wonders why they don’t delve into all the aspects of Dinos and humans living together and make fun of them for not exploring that. Well guess what, there is no plausible scenario we would just let T-Rex and Raptors run wild. Like a Trex would just be free to roam New York City causing millions in damages while killing hundreds. If there were really birds that could take down planes we wouldn’t sit idly by and let them randomly take them down. You can’t build a movie around that. Along those lines, they have already covered other plots in prior movies. The illegal Dino trade was in the last one. The genetically altered super Dino was in the one before that. Even stealing them to create another park is off the table. So is genetically engineered locust the best plot ever? No, but there aren’t a ton of other options. I just don’t understand where people thought this would go, and I went in just looking for some Dino action and some mindless entertainment.

We'd try to wipe them out as soon as possible. No other way to resolve this. Co-exist with creatures that see us as food?

If the army and bullets didn't work. we'd come up with a chemical/DNA solution. Your going to just allow creatures that will kill you and your children in suburbia to exist and not try to exterminator the threat? GTFO

The people bitching about the quality of a dinosaur movie? Really? What did you expect? It's dinosaurs wrecking shit. That's the movie.

HISHE figured this out 3 years ago.

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