18th Birthday!
 

So it's my 18th birthday today, what should I do this weekend to celebrate?
*Reading Everything*
Bonus points for telling me some stories of what you guys did.

I can't even remember my 18th birthday. Because I'm old. Not because I blacked out.

Wow you're just a puppy....Happy Birthday...Eat a great meal, get drunk. and get laid... No particular order to that list. LMAO

I can't remember what I did either. Let's see. I turned 18 in May of 2001. I honestly cannot remember. I think I was living in KC at the time...but it was right around the time I moved to Tulsa for a bit and then moved back to KC and then back to Tulsa. Really hazy. I'm sure I got lit...

HBD. Please note: you can no longer have sex with minors...

Age of Consent varies from state to state.

Probably should get out to the Stadiums, get really drunk and drive home...

Pretend its a Sunday after the game...

Go Chiefs!!!!

I turned 18 a year before you were born. I don't remember anymore.

Kill yourself

Thanks for all the bday wishes guys! Doesn't matter lol the legal age of consent is 18 in California anyway

You seem nice.

When I turned 18 that was the drinking age so I went bar hopping with me friends.
Sorry that doesn't help much now days.

I have heard of a bar where 50 year old women give head and then leave. That seems nice.

Sell some shit and skip town for a few months.

Go to a strip club.

Have someone buy you beer and go back to a buddy's house to drink all night/morning.

seriously you can't do anything fun when you're 18 without getting into trouble.

21 is the best bday.

That's disgusting...

San Diego is pretty close to the border. Not sure if I want to risk my life there though

Be sure to fill out and turn in your selective service card so you can be drafted, should the need arise.
And you can vote now, so that's fun.

Walk in to an aids tree

I smoked pot for the very first time and got a KC tattoo on my bikini line.

I suggest both for you.

vote.

Not into tattoos tbh. And nah never again I'd rather drink than smoke, especially if I'm trying to not knock out at 9:30 pm

Mods: why are we letting minors on here?

Aww

Then you're one of the ones that should vote.

Unless you care that I smoke.
Then just go to Tijuana.

:)

I think I went to a Royals game and then to the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch. LMAO

I turned 18 in 2001. Thanks for making me feel like an old bastard. Interestingly enough, I assumed your avatar was you creeping on young girls. Maybe it is you creeping on old guys.

I have the worst ****ing birthday in the history of mankind. April 15th. Looks like it was a Sunday in 2001, so I probably unpacked all my shit from my track meet and wrote a check to send to the IRS and KDR for the ****ing assreaming I got that year. It was a good one. First SE tax payment IIRC. **** taxes. Seriously. In the ****ing face. Forever.

EDIT: And I think I did the Selective Service thing the next day. Don't forget to do that shit.

When I turned 18 my mom bought me a ton of beer. Because she thought 18 was the drinking age.

You don't want to go to a strip club that is just over the boarder anyway. Trust me, I was stationed in El Paso for a year.

Your mom. Uh-oh.

Buy some cigarettes. And some porn. Then do what you normally would do. Most birthdays from this point in are overrated so do whatever.

Nah it's a Game of Thrones pic LMAO dude you're not that old

Let's see, 18th birthday...friends bachelor party, crazy horse in Vegas, fake ID....ya good stuff

Get a mouth hug from a 50 yr old milf.

Happy B-day!!

Congrats on being old enough to die for your president but not old enough to drink a beer!

That's the norm nowadays man. If you ain't boning a teacher at some point during your adolescent years, you are doing something wrong.

For my 18th birthday, me and all of my brothers (7 of them) played soggy biscuit. If you need the rules and regulations, let me know. It's a relatively inexpensive game for all-male parties.

I bought a lottery ticket, pack of smokes, and a porn VHS.

Because I could...

LMAO

Happy birthday

On my 18th I went out with my ex wife..who was my girlfriend at the time..and her best friend..according to them they took me out got me blackout drunk then had their way with me..I don't remember a ****ing thing..which is good because now I hate both with a passion

But happy birthday man..have fun

AIDS cake. Antifreeze frosting.

That's the best kind of frosting.

Go out. Find a nice girl. Settle down.

If you're 18 you should be doing something more fun than posting on a message board.

We need pics to verify the tattoo.

18th Birthday's are fun. Have a good time and remember...Not a Juvenile anymore.

For you, anything. But I like a home to be out of the honeymoon stage before I wreck it.

Aren't you on day 2?

:D

Drugs. You can't forget drugs.

So they raped you? :p

FYP

Actually day 5. Got so lucky with a great woman!

Score some coke

Thats going to be a let down until he can buy his own liquor too.

I went to a BYOB strip club, got a lap dance and left. I didn't drink when I was 18.

Ok, but the whole cocaine thing is better with alcohol.

Yep. And you best have something to mellow the come-down too...

I guess I should have included my second post in my original post. I hadn't tried cocaine when I was 18 either.

Oh, and I know that. Every time I've ever done coke I've been shit-housed drunk.

Yes..I am a victim..I am a date rape statistic

Don't dress like a slut.

Or pass out on your stomach...

Have a gay day with Clay?

I went to the movies with a bunch of my buddies. We snuck in some rot gut whiskey (Keller I think), bought a shit ton of popcorn, got drunk, and got into a huge popcorn fight. The movie was Platoon.

NTTAWWT...

18 and 21 are the only ones worth a crap, everything else is just "getting older".

And spend the whole day listening to him beg you to put your junk in his trunk?

That dude likes more dick than an Aids festival....

IDK, the things my wife did to me for my 40th will forever be etched in my mind...

I was really fat and was also struggling to get laid on my 18th... 21 was great though. Went to a massive warehouse rave with some friends, tried E, and ended up smashing this really attractive Swedish exchange student.

Red bull
Internet porn
tube socks
????
Profit

Happy birthday!
Sounds like we are in similar situations. 17 here, freshman at Eastern Illinois University right now. Turn 18 in December.

Have a good one.

I honestly don't remember a second of my 18th birthday. Not one. And I'm only 29. I remember 19, 20, 21, but not 18. Weird.

Hilarious. You ever go to any awesome, slutty house parties down there? Invite me to one...I'll buy you and everyone else alcohol

Similar story. Two fat chicks got me black out drunk and took me to Bird Bridge. I remember making my brother pull splinters out of my ass the next day.

I mean I don't think frats are necessary to get the college experience, but if that's what you want then do you. Just really depends on how your college works, in some it's all about greek life and they're the ones who facilitate the night life, but in others like UMCP pretty much everyone is hitting the bars at night.

SDSU sounds like fun though, must be a ton of diversity!

I think I got drunk and had sex with a coworker, but I don't remember.

get laid

This isn't funny. It's mean-spirited. Be nicer. I enjoy your posts when you're not being a psycho.

Its all in good fun broseph.

My Black Bob o`metor is going off for some reason. I'm probably wrong though.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Join the Marines.