OMG...Here We Go Again: 2018 Chiefs Cheerleader Candidates
 

Read em and weep!

http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/p...865306=1#start

Great Googly Moogly

14, 40, and 57. The rest can leave.

KC has no talent. What a damn shame.

Some of these look photoshopped...

Oh come on!

Oh no I just ate...

My top five are 36, 19, 5, 8, and ... loneliness.

Some of them are men. Have to be.

JFC, it's a Butterface Bonanza!

Did Buzz butter them faces? Because every square inch got covered.

5 random dudes, a donkey, 3 people imitating Heath Ledger's Joker, 2 oompa loompas, DeSean Jackson, Kathy Griffin, Arya Stark and 4 girls with the skank tooth. Are we sure this doesn't belong in SAUTO's trailer park thread?

I was looking at these the other day and thought damn, a lot of these women could be confused for a D-Back if you put a helmet on ‘em.

Yeah, I could get behind 14 and 40, too. I bet 40 is nice looking in real life.

Probably tackles better than a few guys on D...

https://i.imgur.com/qT1Mhj9.jpg

Also... did they white-out her badge number?

You guys would last about 60 seconds with any of them :LOL:

:shake:

WHAT.......THE.......****!

These cheerleaders are worse than an Elway draft class

I see what you did there.

#15...JFC

:shake:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/e841...itemid=6026354

I think the age requirement (>40) skews the quality of the applicant pool significantly.

196 & 141 isn't bad - but aside from her - vomit smiley

apparently we're running a Make A Wish Foundation at Arrowhead.

Also... how does Tracy Morgan make it to the finals every season?

No. 16 ... What happened to her head? It looks like it ... shrunk. Or belonged to a different body.

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflc...960&height=720

None of them would **** any of you

Is there a rule that all girls can be no larger than a B cup?

Wtf is up with the ad in the middle of the slideshow? Clark trying to pick up a few bucks?

I couldn't look at all of them.ROFL
Dear lord.

Did you look at them. He's definitely trying save every penny.

http://www.chargers.com/charger-girls/squad

FFS, Its like day and night

No. There is a rule that they can't be hot enough to distract the players.

I dont like ripping on someones looks, but for the love of manfaces, JFC. It's time to go to San Diego to recruit or something. I've not seen a more manly faced group of women together since I booked a room during a baseball tournament only to find out there was some tranny conference there. C'mon man!

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Someone needs to forward that chargers girls pic to the chiefs front office. They should be ashamed.

No, pretty sure she licked it off

The more important question is: Is that a Camel Toe or the Marianas Trench?

Veach needs to pull his head out his ass and fix this shit. This is what real fans care about!

I'd **** literally any of them because they have really nice bodies, but damn alot of those girls are ugly, some are decent looking, and a very small amount are hot. They don't really remind me of cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are supposed to be sexy.

Where in the hell do they find these women? Worst group I've seen KC have, maybe ever.

Yeah, when I see them on television, they always look good. Not Chargers good, but good. I think the Chiefs photographer is the problem.

Good thing we’ve got a better FB team than them. If it ever comes down to cheer squads, we’re ****ed.

We’d be the Browns of the NFL, without all the picks and cap space.

Maybe they should institute a cheer leader draft? :hmmm: We need to bring in some outside talent.

OMG! STOP IT STIP IT!ROFLROFL

I mean, c'mon, really? There isn't a single chick in there that I'd walk by and think "wow, she's hot". Yeah, there are a few that you'd probably take home after several beers, and a few that you might date a few times because they treated you well, in the sack I mean. Butt, there isn't a single one that is actually hot. I guess hot gals don't want to be cheerleaders.

Hell, you could drive down to Johnson Co. to some Saturday soccer event and pick out two dozen hot 30 something moms that would look way better. Who cares if they can dance.

196 is my type of chick

He screwed up and put the **** up your face lens then?

I could care less if we had any at all but if you are going to have them then have some that look like profrssional cheerleaders. We have the worst in the league.

34 is particularly heinous imho

Lol. In Dallas they kicking out absolute knock outs and here we are giving uniforms to the late shift waitress crew at Ameristar.

Serious disappointment

How did you get that far?

I think it's a hubble telescope situation. There's a flaw in his lens where the faces are typically photographed, like a big bubble or something, and for some reason they can't get astronauts over there to fix it.

It seems like a lot of photo-shopping. I saw so many heads that were way to big or small for the body they were attached to. But for the love of all that is good why would you start out with that kind of Ugly to photo-shop with? Is it required to all have the exact same hairstyle??

Would all

She chugged a 30 pack of natty light right before the photo shoot, she's bloated and has a bad case of scatter ass.

Is #12 a tranny?

165 looks like a grown up Macaulay Culkin

Every year this thread comes around and every year i say the same damn thing. How the hell is this even possible?

There's no ****ing way all these women are that ugly. Just playing the odds here, it's not possible.

Is the color red the problem? Is it the photographer? WTF is it that's causing this?

This year is actually better than most tbh.

ROFL Wondered this myself!

It has to be something because my roommate dated two cheerleaders and they looked way better than their cheerleading photos.

At the same time? Was he a millionaire or something?

You'll never convince me that this isn't Lawrence Taylor wearing a wig.


http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflc...960&height=720

This has to be a mother****ing joke.

RIGHT?!?!?


http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflc...960&height=720

Half of those pictures look like they photoshopped a different head on each of their bodies.

If 40 doesn't make the squad, it's gonna be ugly.

I feel like my ISP is going to put me on a watchlist for looking at those.

I was thinking the same. The last time I went through the set, it all suddenly became funny. Like, laugh out loud funny.

I haven't looked yet. Always so disappointing...

You just pissed of the entire late shift at the Ameristar

#34 is Elway's rebellious daughter...

http://www.chiefs.com/media-center/p...0-edfbafa73854

Manhattan, Lawrence and Columbia within a short drive and this is the shit we get?

Worst part is these are the finalists. Imagine the rest of the bunch that already got cut

you know it's bad when you'd rather read a Claysexual post than look at the cheerleader candidates.

Those are photo-shopped, right?


Deuce Bigalow wouldn't rub some of those feet.

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflc...960&height=720


WHY SO SERIOUS????