For Those That Are Still Interested
 

I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news.

Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again.

No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse.

A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to **** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too.

Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ****ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a **** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name.

Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them.

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

Anyway thats it. Flame/support away. :D

ok then.

As the trailer park turns.

Livin' the dream.

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Looks like a lot of words and very few pictures.

I feel the need to wear a condom just reading the OP.

Strange you posted this. I was thinking of sending you a PM to ask how things were going.

Good for you dude! I remember what you were like when this all went down. Sounds like you've come a long ways. Just make sure to protect yourself enough that you're not sending out 2 child support checks every month.

Seriously the last thing I wanted was to become a man-whore. My confidence was shot for a long time after my wife left. I wont be for much longer though.

Sounds like you're doing just fine.

Women are ****ing insane, aren't they? LMAO

I havent slept with one girl w/out protection since my wife.

Congrats.....I think???

This sounds like My Name is Earl episode.

I'm glad to hear it. You're not a man whore either. You're simply in limbo and finding a replacement. Look at it as sampling the merchandise before taking it home.

:hump:

How do you get any work done with all that pussy in your face?

you seem like the less-tarded side of kcnut's personality...one that actually hooks up with chicks

Really how so? Im not trying to make up for bad things Ive done in my past at all.

you are such a ****in liar.

:)

Hehehe!! ROFL

wth? Are you hot? Because I find it strange that so many women want you when you have all this baggage? No offense, dude....I'm just curious.

Bah, these stories are boring.

Where's Endelt when you need him? He'd be telling us how he passed out with his penis still in a fat chicks butt with no condom while she ate chocolate covered pretzels from the ash tray waiting for him to regain consciences.

Thread is worthless without pictures.

To the thousand post ship!!!

Its actually becoming a pain in the ass. I have my kids a lot so I only really have 3 nights a week to fit them all in. Lets just say I haven't been getting much sleep lately.

Just trailer parkish like.
I'm not baggin... Shit if it were me, I'd probably be worse than you without the feelings though.

Just reading it reminded me of My Name Is Earl.

They say you find what you're looking for when you aren't looking for it. In that case I'm about to become a Catholic priest.

ROFL

Women are simpletons.

LOL yeah I cant compete with that.

They're just fuchs. You'd be surprised how many women out there that just want to get laid just to get laid.

:D This woman is. He must have some moves or something cuz this sounds weird to me.....are there that many whores in the world? Wait, I watch Jersey Shore, who am I kidding?

why trailer park? why cant it be ghetto?

racist.

See, part of the problem is when you tell your ex-chicks to "lose my phone number" it sounds too much like "use my phone number". Hope that helps. :D

Add Tiger Woods to the list of celebrities who post on CP...

To the SS Privacy!

Im not conceited enough to say that Im hot, but Im definitely not ugly.

Thanks for the update. Sounds like you're doing fine.

When I went to buy the riffle and shotgun off of MTG my wife, who read his post about his cheating wife, etc., said he was a good looking guy and shouldn't have any problems finding someone else. Take her judgment for what it is worth though, she is married to me. ;)

LMAO Ask H1N1 about my buddy's Cheeto story.............

Your avatar makes me think you might be ugly though. I'm just sayin.

pics or it's worthless....of your wife, I mean.

I always find it interesting that people use a self portrait in their avatar. At least no one can ever blind side me with some crazy sex tape that's been released on the internet. I just put mine in my avatar.

I guess you're having fun, but there's so much that is fucked up with everything you posted... it's impossible to reply to all of it. It doesn't appear that any person in your part of the world lives a normal existence. It's crazy.

LMAO

MTG you must be a stud I don't ever have this kind of luck

Faces and names thread.

I dont even remember when, where, or why I got this avatar, and the only reason Ive kept it for so long is because it bothers people lol

Well, hey, when you have a body like mine...might as well put it out there for all to see. (snicker, snicker)

LMAO, I was thinking the same thing. Geez.

Please don't tell Sully that I want to molest your avatar.

I didnt really either until I started a facebook account. Half of these girls are people I used to know when I was a teenager. One I was set up with by my mom, and the other is the only one I actually had to put any kind of "moves" on.

Back down son.

Am I the only one who has mud-wrestling fantasies starring Lumpy and Jilly?

Well MTG, sounds like your having fun at least. I would suggest getting tested for STD's regularly with that kind of lifestyle.

No, but I'm the only one who's actually seen it. :D

If you're serious, I'll have to kill you. :grr:

For everyone bitching about pics - seriously I live in the Ozarks...there are a shit-ton of Chiefs fans around here and I know as soon as I do post one somebody that's either a member here or lurking here will recognize one and tell her. That would be some embarrassing shit.

NECK DOWN PICS

Hopefully this lifestyle will be over soon...I really like the feisty girl a lot and can see myself w/her for a long time.

This thread is just worthless...

Calm down on the "you've slept with 3 women, go get tested" rhetoric.

Condoms don't stop everything but you don't have to fear monger him because he's banging a lot of chicks.

Using condoms, chances are nil that he has nothing but HPV which 70-80% of the sexually active population has anyways.

MTG hang out with your thang out. Have a ball. Enjoy yourself before your "Self reflecting" kicks in.
Then you won't have any regrets or what if moments later when it does.

All I really have are a few shitty cell-phone pics that are fuzzy and dont show much anyway...and that's only of 3 of the girls. One of those 3 is the one I like so not sharing her.

EDIT: One of them is only a head shot too

That thread is over 100 pages......I gave up.

ROFLROFLROFL

You dont have to try to convince me of anything, I could care less. For what it's worth, when he/you/we sleep with someone it's about like sleeping with everyone else THEY have slept with before so YES a STD test would be appropriate...you don't know where them gals have been and neither does he.

Cameras of any kind weren't allowed.

I may post a pic of hot-air balloon girl since I could give 2 shits of what she thinks about me.

Whatever, if he's going to throw it out there... he can take the comments.

I have a facebook account but I never use it. I just can't get into it.

I believe his response was due to fact that he and Mtg are practically neighbors...same neck of the woods basically.

Dude... You're killing me with the STD talk. Yeah yeah yeah... sleep with one it's exponential. That's what condoms are for. Would you rather him choose one and really get to know her before he bangs her? Would that make your conscience feel better about who might/might not have an STD?

Should he get married again to REALLY be safe? STD's ARE out there but if you're careful (with condoms) then chances of you contracting them are really small.

He's not the first to ever bang 3-4 chicks in 6 months you know and not have an STD.

Ohhh... ROFL , that's funny now.

I think, perhaps, his judgment is based on perhaps a preconceived notion of the women with which he is engaging in the sexual acts.

My niece tells me the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody.

ROFL ROFL

I had to walk outside after reading this because I was laughing so hard. ROFL

It sure has helped. But I prefer to be on top.

I understand, The single world is a game in which we've all played. I'm sure we didn't GO GET TESTED after every one night stand, drunken encounter, slut fuch with a condom we've had. There's no reason to bring it up in this case.

By bringing it up it gives the impression that he's better than him or looks down on him. Personally it rubs me the wrong way and I really don't know why I'm defending MTG about it.

Thanks Jilly, I just remembered. I really shouldn't give a shit.

~Somehow picked the wrong battle.

Good for you man.

How are your kids?

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Your welcome :)

Hey, I'm here to help. I do more around here then I get credit for you know!

YOU'RE :cuss:

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