The **** Thread
 

****

tits or gtfo

**** this thread.

Pestilence, post it

Sportsracer's esoteric style has become so much more severe lately that it reminds me of that Wacky Deli cartoon from Rocko's Modern Life:

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This is like a dream.

I bet Hammill shagged her rotten back in the day.

Yossarian – the very sight of the name made him shudder. There were so many esses in it. It just had to be subversive. It was like the word subversive itself. It was like seditious and insidious too, and like socialist, suspicious, fascist and Communist.

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Appleby was as good at shooting crap as he was at playing Ping-Pong, and he was as good at playing Ping-Pong as he was at everything else. Everything Appleby did, he did well. Appleby was a fair-haired boy from Iowa who believed in God, Motherhood, and the American Way of Life, without ever thinking about any of them, and everybody who knew him liked him.

"I hate that son of a bitch," Yossarian growled.

"Is it possible to fart out of a nipple?" Yossarian asked. Bob Newhart stared at him for a while before returning to his one-sided phone conversation.

Her left eye was working towards swole
the back of my hand would do any pimp proud
and the black & tan was already tearing at the cardboard neapolitan ice cream contaner thrown on the redwood deck

Clarify -

Is this a "The ****?" thread, or a "The ****!!" thread?

THAT'S NOT IN THE BOOK

It's a thread for a things "****."

I have an earlier manuscript.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

I'm amazed amazed you still have thread privs.

Doubly amazed? ****!

Aaw ****.

That's the spirit!

This seems like an appropriate thread to have on the front page right now. I think it can be of use to a lot of people.

****.

Aaw ****.

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Do I win?

is that Character from Catch -22?

No, Bob Newhart is NOT in Catch-22.

HEEEEEEY YOOOU GUUUUUUUUUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


****

**** me

Ooooh ****!

I am Pioli. I am the best character in the front office. I am better than both Clark and Romeo combined.

What's your position on the Royals trading Wil Myers, Mr Pioli?

You must be pretty young to not know who Bob Newhart is.

Hey! That was my joke!

he's in the movie tho

Just fire that mother****ing ****ing **** of a ****ing jesus ****ing christ pile of Oh my ****ing god.

Just fire the mother****er.

**** ****ity **** **** ****.

Trader Joes lasagna was tasty this evening

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**** it I will post it twice

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Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills Out of the window and make ten people very happy.

Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills Out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy.

Midgets and pooptacos for everyone.

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Klstphnky sounds like kluster**** me

I think you're lying.

I'm in recovery. I go to ****in'-A.

Daz Racist

You need Dick Vermeil.

He can make you wine. I hear that wine goes well with cheese.