What are your thoughts on shower poops?
 

It's happened to everyone. You are enjoying a warm, relaxing shower and magically a turtle head starts to emerge. Do you hop out and hit the head or do you just pinch it out? Maybe a more creative method of extraction? How do you handle this stinky situation?

Pinch it, then smush down the drain with my toes.

You gotta get out, and dont set your ass on the seat cause its ****ing freezing, and do the hover poop.

Amazingly, I don't recall this ever happening to me. But, if it did, I'm sure I'd make the hop to the throne. That's where poop goes.

No way would I ever let it out in the shower. Get out, take care of business. Not pleasant but necessary. I'm surprised anyone would consider taking a shower crap. Nasty.

I tend to try to drop a deuce before jumping in the shower.

It's Chiefs Planet heh. Some sick bastards here.

Sometimes fate isn't so generous.

Then it ain't coming when I'm showering.

I don't have to worry about shit when I'm showering. Pun intended.

No cup O poodle?

Maybe your mud hole would be a little tighter if it wasn't getting tamped by those truck stop fence builders.

Drain pooper!!!

If you take warm/hot showers it can loosen up you gears so then you have to shit sometimes mid shower or cut the shower short and shit after.

So you pinch it out then do what with the poo?

Shit in the toilet only

Brush teeth, shave, poop, shower. Never has this happened to me and yeah that's just gross to poop in the shower.

No, it's not happened to everyone.

Only the gross, disgusting ****ers who aren't potty trained.

You pee in the drain don't you?

Just don't brush post poo.

Every morning. But dropping a smelly, slimy log is slightly different

Ewwww. Agreed, but we already have two confirmed.

It's all waste, bro. Go for it, next time.

Is it refreshing TimBone?

I don't.

Wtf... you poop before gettinh 8n the shower.

Sometimes it is not ready, but once that relaxing warm water hits....

All waste is not created equal

Pooping in the shower is uncivilized.



I prefer to poop in the bathroom sink. LMAO

Honestly, it stinks the bathroom up quite a bit. That fresh turd sitting in the steam of the shower, it magnifies the aroma. My bathroom smells like a turd sauna afterwards.

This. But the few times it's happened I've shivered my way through it on the toilet, ya sick ****s.

It's shit, shower, and shave for a reason you cavemen.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Try flushing the toilet. Mine smells like soap.

The worst is when you have to shit right after you shower.


Welp, might as well hop right back in and create some steam-funk.

When I was going through basic training, we were very limited in time for that kind of stuff. It wasn't uncommon for a lot of us to shit while showering, and push it through the drain with our toes to save time. Many times you'd also see dudes pissing in the sink while brushing their teeth. Every second counted.

Oooh yeah. Grab the wash cloth and ring my asshole up like I'm paying with a credit card!

There is no excuse to dook in the shower unless you have guzzled Mexican tap water or drank from a stream near a beaver damn.

I am not sure that is even cool unless you cough or sneeze violently.

ROFL I've heard stories that tell me you're serious.

Don't be gross, man. We're trying to have a civilized conversation here.

Listen, in my line of work we say "look good, feel good, smell good". We're not kidding. I'm not either. Chaching!

I bet you smell like a million bucks, flop.

Don't be ashamed of a shower duece, though.

I'm scataphobic dude. No lie. It will never happen.

You're not offended are you? Seriously, do what you need to do. I have an irrational fear of poo.

I usually take a shit when I'm in the jacuzzi.

Over/Under 10 planeteers dropping a duece in the shower within 24 hours

Shock, troll thread on a offseason Monday, who would have thunk?

Garbage disposal in the drain.


Win.

lol....**** no, I'm not offended. I've been ****ing around during the entire thread.

I've never taken a shit in the shower. The idea of it sounds ludicrous.

I assumed PGM was making a silly thread, so I went along with it.

I'll piss in the shower with no shame.

Eat some prunes, hop on in, and let one fly Buzz. We need more testimonials.

....yeah.......I was just..........you know.......joking too...........

fyp

ROFL you ****er. I thought so, but then you actually trolled me. Your trophy is in the mail.

Sick bastard! What about the pool?

Poop in a box?

You've done the cup o poodle haven't you?

On a typical day I'll be outside showering with the garden hose and I'll just decide to squat down and poop right there on the ground.

Any mother****er who adds biochemicals to my pool and ****s up my PH is dead. You hear me? DEAD!

Beware the post bath Snickers bars

I've learned a thing or two from Bufkin.
If I'm lucky.

I would have to tylex the bathroom, then bathe in bleach, never happen. If I make it to 90, I may not care or even know for that matter.

There was this time back in 96'. Tequila was flowing almost as fast as the women. Anyway, fish tacos, beer margaritas, and ol' Montezuma's revenge tore my insides to pieces.

There is nothing like rooster-tailing a pin-stripe 6 feet up the shower wall and wiping that's left hanging with the shower curtain.

I almost didn't tip the hotel cleaning woman, although she only had 4 teeth and a limp she gave a tremendous blowjob. I would have went for the blumpkin, but I didn't want any spray to get caught on her mustache.

Ah, the gonorrhea burn was nearly as bad as my rashed asshole.

The good ol' days.

It's all pipes. What's the difference!?!?!?!


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****ing off season

This is the correct answer. Hover poop, then jump back in and clean your ass. Wait to flush till after the shower, obviously

Definitely gonna have a steamy shit aroma using that method.

well, thats your punishment for not knowing you needed to shit before jumping in the shower

Geez there's some real waffle stompers in here.

:Lin:

No, this has never happened to me, ever.

Good grief.

Now this, I've done.

I was on the phone with a chick in the late 80's and was setting up a booty call, when all of the sudden, one started poking its head out.

I couldn't tell her that I needed to take a dump and that I'd call her right back, or could I stay on the line because the phone cord (remember those?) wouldn't reach the can. So I figured what the **** and hopped up on the kitchen sink.

Problem solved, Dane gets laid.

LMAO

Shitting in your kitchen sink is better than shitting in the shower

/Dane logic

If you shit within 30 minutes of taking a shower then hold this L for not knowing how to read your own body

Hahahahahahaha.....exactly what I was thinking.

Dane's a comedy genius!

Shitty way to get laid too.

That's some ****ing disgusting shit dude.

I enjoy a good shower piss and I've been known to rip farts until my undies need changed, but god damn dude.

This! It's the natural order of things; shit, shower and shave. Anything different and you're a racist!

You are a fine, fine Officer. Top Tier.

My feet weren't in the kitchen sink. That's gross.

1988. No cordless phone. Dane got laid.

I never pee in the shower because I have porous mosaic travertine as my shower floors.

Yuck.