Whoppers: Yay or nay?
 

I mean the candy. The original malted milk balls, not the fast food burger.

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A lot of people I know rave about them, and I just don't get it. Who wants to eat crunchy chocolate that leaves a sugary puke-flavored aftertaste? Count me in the "nays."

Poll forthcoming.

Yes, I love them when frozen.

Loved them when I was younger. Haven't had any in years.

They're best crushed in a vanilla shake.

Naaaaaaay

Never liked them. I was an M&M junkie.

Not a fan. Not bad in a shake. Skippable otherwise.

I'd love to know how many calories are in a vanilla shake with crushed whoppers. LMAO

What if it's in a Isagenix shake?

I liked you better when you were fat.

Clay the Calorie Counter is really lame

Don't get me wrong, I love shitty food, I just have a morbid fascination with how many calories is in something now.

I'd like to try it. And then eat nothing else the rest of the day.

Gross. They taste like chocolate-covered chalk.

I really don't get the whopper hate. They're delicious.

This stupid mother****er likes Whoppers and hates Milk Duds. :grr:

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The original Opposite George.

If you don't like whoppers, just move to Afghanistan and resolve your destiny of living in a world without pleasure.

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The bestest candy ever
choco covered speed with a butterfinger center

when I worked 12 hour night shift, every candy machine in the building would be empty of these by sunday night

Well I am an old fart the malted milk balls I knew were the size of a ping pong ball with real chocolate a 1/8 inch thick. You got them at Jones, Macy's, Sears, Grants or TG&Y candy counter.
That shit that comes in a carton named whopper isn't a malted milk ball I know. Waxy chocolate that doesn't melt whats wrong you people.

Oh and another thing don't let me catch you on my lawn this summer!

I have loved and respected you posts, never, before now have I had a reason, to actually make a post to say

ARE YOU ****ING INSANE?

They're like the movie The Abyss. They could have been the greatest candy ever invented.

But that aftertaste is truly wretched. I can't get over it.

Like srvy says, I'm sure the REAL versions of that candy are absolutely delicious, and it's just all the artificial crap that makes them taste so weird.

I like whoppers and milk duds.

Maybe some of you are eating them wrong. You don't suck on them like lemon drops. You bite them.

If you suck all the chocolate off you're definitely doing it wrong.

Favorite candy/candy bars

1. DOTS

2. Reese's peanut butter cups

3. Heath

4. Whatchamacallit

5. Butterfingers

6. Sour patch kids

7. Payday

8. Hershey's white chocolate

9. TWIX

10. Almond Roca

A man goes to the doctor's office with stomach pains. The doctor realizes the man hasn't had a bowel movement in a week, so he tells him to go to the drug store and get some suppositories. So the man does that.

A few days pass and the man goes back to the doctor and says, "These stupid things don't work!"

The doctor looks confused. "Really? Are you sure? I mean, are you taking them the right way?"

"Of course I'm taking them the right way! What am I supposed to do, shove them up my ass?!"

How dare you have dots above Reeses peanut butter cups.

Dots? Do you live next door to a candy museum or something?

I'll bet he still tries to pick up girls at the town taffy pull every Friday night

Yeah, I have a whole technique that involves penetrating the chocolate shell to a degree that I can get the tip of my tongue to penetrate toward the center coupled with enough saliva to dissolve the hard inner sphere. Then I suck out the syrupy remains and finally collapse the chocolate coating. It shreds my tongue, but I can't stop.

DOTS are amazing you guys don't undertand good things. Go back to your rocks.

First person I ever knew to have DOTs even on their radar. As kids we would toss those in the trash after a night of trick or treating. Me and my friends figured anyone who handed them out had to be bat shit crazy.

If we meet at the game I'm bringing DOTS for a side

We're still talking about candy, right?

DOTS are a gift from God.

This is absurd, you're a very ungrateful individual. I would love to dig in your trash can.

(By the way, I actually like Dots, but they're not in my top 10 candies)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally somebody with a good taste for quality candy. **** you DOT haters

They should make everyone's top 10.

I ate the shit out of them when I was a kid, but don't like them now. Not sure if they changed them, or I ate some actual good shit and my palette evolved.

I bet Alex Smith likes DOTS. :D

He doesn't deserve DOTS. I hope Poe punks him for his box of DOTS

Depends. What do you have in mind?

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On a similar note, does everyone agree that the pink Starburst blows away all of the other flavors?

The others are good, but the pink ones are some sort of Roswell recipe.

I would like Dots more if they had a more interesting flavor profile. I wouldn't call them bland, but they're not exactly irresistible.

Perhaps if they were a bit on the sour side to highlight the individual fruit flavors, I'd put them in my top 10

Whoppers: Yay or nay?
 

So you've tried the original DOTS? BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

/billymays

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Amazing flavor

I might add a top 10 list without Snickers is highly suspicious.

I might edit this later, but among the mass market candies, my top ten list would be:

1. Riesens

2. Caramello

3. Peanut Butter M&Ms

4. Dark chocolate Milky Way

5. Starburst (especially the pink ones)

6. Regular M&Ms

7. Peanut M&Ms

8. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

9. Nestle's Crunch

10. $100,000 Bar. Do they still make those?

Never cared for snickers. I'll take 100 Grand over snickers any day

oh look how shitty this is ****ing Riesens? WTF

Thats a good one.

Riesens are amazing. I bet the world's most sophisticated people live on a diet consisting entirely of Riesens and champagne.

How shallow and pedantic

These puppies have cracked my Top 10 since they came out like two years ago.

Don't knock them before you've tried them. They're ****ing amazing.

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Never had them

I bet you don't even use a knife and fork on your Riesens.

Loved these as a kid and still get one occasionally.
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ROFL


Ate up

Speaking of fancy eating, I've been eating my ice cream sandwiches with a fork lately.

I still tear into a roll of these when can find them.
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1. Payday
2. Snickers
3. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
4. Butterfinger
5. Cadbury Egg
6. 100 Grand
7. Baby Ruth
8. Almond Joy
9. Twizzler - at the movies you must nip the ends and use it as a straw for your coke
10. Peanut M&M

Are you ****ing 5

STFU Dottie

Get out of my thread, you old creep

Honorable mention

Chick-O-Stick

These could creep in my top 10

No shit lol

This is a pretty good list except 5,8 and 9. I like licorice but only the black. Never got into the cadbury eggs but loved the Russel Stover chocolat and marshmallow egg.

Bit o honey?

Charleston Chew?

Abba Zabba

Saw dust and rubber cement make a fine combo.

Candy cigarettes ?

Chic-O-Stix ain't bad, but it's a little close to a naked Butterfinger

ROFL

white trash

WHAT THE **** IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

Cadbury Eggs are the most delicious morsels of heaven ever invented. You couldn't get into them, but you're fine with the disgusting chocolates that taste like toothpaste?!?!?!?!!!

Cigar bubble gum

I still like a stale, bloody bandaid chew every now and then. Bonus points if it's got elbow skin.

It's like you're a time traveler from the 1890s.

Warheads are delicious

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You young punks never had a TG&Y or Ben Franklin. You had no variety the closed you got to a true candy counter was quik trip or 7-11. What a shame.