***The Official RANT Thread***
Got something you really need to get off your chest? Let's hear it!
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DOWN WITH MEGA-THREADS!!!!!!
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Idiot drivers who drive 55 in the fast-lane and slow hundreds behind them.....and REFUSE to get over.
Hey idiots....it's the law in california.....the fast lane is only to be used for passing. In addition - there is an unwritten law here.....no matter if you are doing 100 in the fast lane or higher.....if someone comes up on you, you gotta get over! Here endeth the rant...... |
It would be GREAT if SportsRacer and RoR could put all their Cassel hate in here and here only, amiright?
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I ****ing hate pretentious threads entitled "Official" with a bunch of damn asterisks on them... stupid bullshit.
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So I was ****ing this chick in the ass when I hear her say "uh-oh". I pulled out thinking that I had hurt her and she immediate proceeds to have explosive diarrhea. Covers me in shit from the waist down.
We took a shower and got cleaned up. I then proceeded to jerk it, letting her believe I was gonna blow my load on her belly. Instead, I shoot my wad in her hair. Good luck getting that out. Bitch. |
WE NEED 2 ****ING FANTASY QBS CAUSE EVERYONE IS STUPID EXCEPT ME CAUSE I SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS DOING RESEARCH AND YOU N00BS DON'T SO WE SHOULD HAVE THEM TO WEED OUT THE FUN SEEKERS AND FIND OUT WHO THE PEOPLE ARE WITH ABSOLUTELY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS AND PESTILENCE IS GAY.
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People at airports: if you are going to talk on your cell phone, SIT THE **** DOWN! There is no need for you to walk around in circles or come within three feet of me. If you persist, there will be consequences.
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Ticketmaster sucks. TIA
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I hate ****ing old rich bitches that are so detached from the world. They think the world is so ****ing easy and that money appears out of nowhere.
Well guess what you old bitch, no one likes you. Your employees don't like you, your god daughter doesn't like you, and your ****ing tenants don't like you. Your a cold hearted ****. I wouldn't be surprised if you were the one who drove your husband to his death bed. All you care about is your ****ing money and nothing else. Well I hope they bury you with it, soon. Very soon. |
I haven't pooped since Monday!!! :cuss:
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I ****ING HATE GREEN PEOPLE!
there I feel better now.... |
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Yield signs mean ****ing yield! It doesn't mean that you have free reign to cut me off and then look at me like I did something wrong. Stupid ****ing drivers.....:facepalm:
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If you work with nothing but women who are 50 years old or older.....a sexual harassment course should not be required.
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Hey, go check out my fantasy league. I have two more spots open. please. I KNOW I KNOW. no time. Well I dont give a ****. Do it anyways, draft is tonight. I'll kill you otherwise, http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=248794 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=248794 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=248794 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=248794 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=248794 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=248794 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=248794 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=248794 |
People that chew gum and fail to dispose of used gum properly need to die.
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People that post in luv's threads are ****ing lame.
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I feel like I have a 10 pound rock in my stomach. |
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cordless phones.
i come home at night and there's 3 cordless phones sitting on the coffee table. batteries are dead in 2 of them. 2 charging mounts upstairs and 1 in the basement, but i'm the only one that ever puts them back. when i bring it up w/the wife and daughter, i'm an old grouchass. sec |
I hate that people are still using the term gay instead of the more politically correct term of Heterosexually challenged!
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I was just trying to make myself feel bad. I've been giving myself a hard time all morning because I used the last bit of milk for cereal and I didn't get any. I was was pissed, just about kicked my ass. |
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I ****ing hate you all.
I hate: Pot Heads. You're a bunch of ****ing lazy low life bastards. Would it ****ing kill you to wash your dishes for ****s sake? JFC! Alcoholics: Seriously? It's 7 in the ****ing morning and you guys are already lined up outside for your $2.00 bottle of Vodka. GTFO with that shit man. Maybe if you put in that kinda effort into looking for a job, you wouldn't smell like 10 month old shit. Mexican Cholos: Do you lame ****s not have anything better to do then run around the neighborhood asking everyone "where you from"? And your ****ing socks are stupid. Are you playing soccer right now? No! You're not! So wear your ****ing socks like everyone else. And why the **** do you guys run around with those stupid ****ing gloves on all the time? JFC it's like 90 degrees outside. You don't look cool. You don't look scary. You look like a ****ing moron and I'm likely paying for your welfare....mother****!!!! AGHIGOGgh Speaking of 90 degrees outside, wtf is it with you females wearing "Ugg" boots and parkas in the middle of summer in San Diego? Are you ****ing kidding me? Hello? You there 50 cent? This isn't ****ing new york and it isn't snowing outside. Do us all a favor and pass out from heat exhaustion, please. PLEASE. To all you Welfare Recepts & The like: You guys make it completely unpleasant to go shopping at the 1st of the month. I mean damn....I go to Wal Mart to get some toothpaste and shaving cream and I gotta wait in this ****ing 30 minute line because you bastards finally got your welfare/social security checks. Ok, I get it. you're all ****ing happy now that you finally got free money. Yippee! Time to go spend that chedda on some fake chrome hub caps and Video Games! It's the ****ing American Way. Well, could you please not hold up the ****ing lines because you can't remember the PIN on your welfare card or because the cashier has to dig through WIC Coupon After WIC coupon. AND KEEP YOUR ****ING KIDS IN CHECK TOO BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 |
People that drive 55 in a 65mph construction zone.
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and why can't they have a day designated like once a year when anyone can park in the handicap spaces?
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Oh, and if we're stuck in traffic and I let you in, remember that i let YOU in. Not your ****ing mom, and you r uncle and and everyone ****ing one else in the other lane.
My Rule: 1 Car. That's it. STOP LETTING EVERYONE ELSE IN! |
Detoxing, are you feeling any better? With all of that pent up inside you, you must have been walking around like you have a corn cob stuck up your butt.
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WTF is a Cholo?
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I don't like Detoxing anymore.
And I damn sure don't want him in my fantasy league. |
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Oh and you loud mouth ghetto bitches...no, I didn't forget about you cocksucking whores. I hate you too.
Sitting there at the ****ing bus stop with your blue tooth in your ear. WTF do you even need that stupid thing on for? You're not carrying anything! Your hands are free. Take that stoopid ****ing thing off your head and use your hands. Instead everyone is wondering who the **** your screaming at. And Once again, I really don't wanna hear, "YEAAAAHHHHHH ****A! I just got my WELFARE check ****A. Shit gonna be on and crackin' 2night! Ima get me a bottle of Alize ****A" |
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I think I'd like to hang out with Detoxing for a day so that I could observe.
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Ok...
I hate ****ers. No, not all black people. ****ing ****ers. Even the white ones. And the mexican ones. The stupid mother ****ers who lean all the way back in their drivers seat so it looks like there's nobody driving the ****ing car. Yea, I ****ING GET IT, you're relaxed, you're cool. So ****ing relaxed you can't be bothered to pull your ****ing pants up past your ankles. How am I supposed to eye **** your 900 dollar pair of shoes that baby momma #6 bought you with her foodstamps if your shorts are hiding them? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!?! And the ****ing bling. How am I supposed to stop stealing peoples shit when I'm in line at a store and there's a fifty thousand dollar necklace hanging right in front of me on some guys neck who's sleeping standing up because he drank too much of what the **** ever is in that styro foam cup? |
Actually...you know what...I kinda do feel a little better now. Just a little though.
I think I need therapy. |
Detoxing = Lewis Black in this thread. Wow!! :D
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This only has three asterisks on each side of the title. An official thread is supposed to have four.
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**** Joey's fantasy league.
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Bitch. While I am ranting about dumbass drivers, why is that some people putt along on the 2 lane roads and then suddenly turn into Mario Andretti when they get to the passing lane? They always slow down again after the passing lane ends so I have to risk getting a ticket trying to get around these morons. Old women and Canadians are pretty much guaranteed to do this. Finally, when you come to a 4 way stop, don't sit there and wave everyone else through out of turn. You aren't being nice - you are ****ing up the flow of traffic. :cuss: |
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I don't know what kind of chemicals you farmer ****s are putting on your fields. The damn spider's are laying a single steellike line of web across my yard that could clothesline a 3 year old.
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I'm sick of all you ****ing texting zombies in the store aisles, school halls, behind the wheel of a car, or even in my own goddamn house. If you want to text your ****ing life away that's fine, but get the **** out of my way when you're doing it.
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I'm soooo sick of my ISP. Because I live out in BFE, it's the only broadband service available. Peek times it is near impossible to do anything, this is what I pay hard earned money for? I guess my constant emails to the jackass that admins the service, is causing them to upgrade their bandwidth on the back end. I'm just tired of getting fleeced for many moons of piss poor service. /rant
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Walmart:
Where do these people come from? The only other time you can see meth monkey freak people like that, is at the circus and most of the time they are in a cage! **** off Walmart! |
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I hate you ****ing douchebags that walk around inside with your sunglasses on. You are not cool.....take those ****ing things off.
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But give me some time and I'll find some other reason to hate you. :thumb: |
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I ****ing hate Bank of America, AT&T, creepy-looking teenagers, morbidly-obese people that wear skin tight clothing, Irish Spring soap, stoners, Thomas Jones, teen drivers, old women drivers, mother****ers that wear their pants down to their ankles, screaming children, cum dumpsters, Mr. Pibb (YOU ARE NOT DR. PEPPER SO STOP ACTING LIKE IT!), parents of screaming children, soy milk (a.k.a. soy juice), Tale of Two Cities, Michael Bay, my neighbors, the criminally insane, fantasy football, and ESPN.
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