I'm going to get drunk tonight, who's with me?
 

It's been a damn long week. Not all bad just damn long. I have a 30 pack and 3 packs of smokes. I don't see this night ending in any other way than passing out on the couch. You in?

I apologize in advance if I go full asshole/reerun later. It happens. Nothing personal. Drunk people are idiots. I'll avoid your posts luv. OK I'll try.


p.s. go ahead and ignore thread now Direckshun. I love you though.

not me, been about 3 months for me and I'm not looking back

Sorry. I started 7 hours ago. I'm on the couch now.

Well good for you then. I'll drink for you.

I'm headed to Talladega tomorrow, so I am saving myself.

shit thread

if getting drunk is all you have to look forward to, i weep for you

"I drink alone... yeah with nobody else... and when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself."




-Thoroughgood

Just remember that you promised to donate $1,000 to Pestilence's Epilepsy Walk sometime after 10 p.m. Here's the link for your convenience: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=259230

Already made my donation but thanks RM.

:)

I'm about to open this, so I might be a little tipsy later.


Odd label, but heard it's good...
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Bearcar is in!

In.

That's the ol floppy nutted friend I know and love......

Some people actually have work to get done.

Go you. I did 14 hours of that shit today. Now I drink.

I don't have beer. The wife's in Boston so I'm drinking her leftover wine from the bottle.

That works. How many bottles ya got?

:D

Yeah well my house has a 100 bafrooms

2, both about 60% full.

You need more. Make a run now.

That's only 99 more than mine, bragger.

Started with an Oude Gueuze Tilquin à L'Ancienne, almost through a bomber of Lagunitas WTF. I'm well on my way to drunk.

I can't even say that sober.

I'm in.

TrebMaxx and his dead squirrel!

Through one bottle of wine, maybe whiskey next.

Dead squirrel in my avatar, Moose Drool in my mug. Works for me.

I'm just starting, guess I need to catch up.

I'm in

I'm going to the store to get some a six pack. of 40s. and put OJ in them. In honor MCA its brass monkey night.

Now you guys are coming through. Don't let me be the only stupid drunk at midnight.

I just saw that my boy Nick is leaving 610, now I'm REALLY getting ****ed up.

****........that was for you Nick, oh yea

**** YOU 610

All I have is Ezra Brooks bourbin. Nothing to mix it with. Oh wait, gonna try it in my coffee.

Why the **** are you mixing bourbon?

I usually mix with 7up. Doesn't taste too good in the coffee, not too bad though. I don't even have ice, so warm bourbon straight is probably gonna **** me up quick. I haven't drank anything in about 3 months myself.

Double shots of Jim Beam chased with Pepsi Max equals early bed time and a long ****ing day at work tomorrow.

I usually mix my boubon w/ some ice and a splash of water.

Hmm, this ezra brooks and coffee is kinda growing on me.

abracadbra brahs drinkin like a smedfish

9 bottles in and feeling good!

6 bottles in feeling tingly

Better you than me

8th beer... feeling nothing. Damn my tolerance.

Beer doesn't do shit for me. I used to love it. I don't even really like beer anymore.

I'm kind of the opposite. I don't care for the taste of hard liquor. Hate vodka, tequila, gin drinks. Whiskey and coke I'm ok with. I'm a cheap drunk.

Wow. Reevaluate your priorities.

Perhaps you should buy better beer.

I started several hours ago. And I have a weird story.

Well that ain't no shit. I buy cheap. I actually like Milwaukees Best Light.

Please share while I'm sober.

Actually, I wouldn't call it a story. But something strange just happened.

Balls deep in a 12 pack and this is the first thread I see when I come to CP. Love it.

Just ****ing say it

left side... strong side...

It involves a picture that I had to edit and upload. I'm working on it.

The Kraken was released some time ago. A friend's suicide, some other shit... yeah, I'm hitting it a bit tonight.

Jesus Christ bug... you're killing me smalls.

comfort.

:(

I'm in... 3 smirnoff & oj's, 4 light brews in, to be exact.

Might have just one more with everyone, but the work bell rings early for me on saturdays, gotta be sharp... a fresh pizza, made by people who can still sling the language straight out of a movie, real deal imported italian sausage mmm, awaits.

Then its beddy time for Bonzo, a hangover will KILL you in the people business.

Quoted for posterity.

On my 3rd, I'm loving beer right about now.

Had some friends come over tonight and had some beers, and when they left I decided to get my mail from my curbside mailbox. It was dark and all I saw at first was some stupid store flyer junk mail.

So I reached back a little farther and pulled out a few more envelopes and some other junk mail.

Then when I reached all the way back to make sure I didn't miss anything, I found this full peony bloom in the very back of the mailbox.

http://oi50.tinypic.com/fzapz.jpg

Kinda strange, huh?

But what's even weirder, is I'm fairly certain it came from my peony bush in the back yard.

What the **** does this mean? Is someone about to kill me?

I'm in the people business. Luckily I don't have to deal with any of them again until Monday.

peony is close to pee on me.

I think it means she wants to suck your wiener. Go Bug!

So someone wants to pee on me? Or maybe they want me to pee on them? I'm scared and confused right now.

I think it means you need better stories. Or less lead in time. And better beer.

Just go with it. This is how young girls roll today.

So you think a woman left it for me? I would think a guy would more likely leave a woman flowers because they like that shit. If it was a woman trying to woo me she would've been better off leaving a torque wrench or something like that.

Sounds like your postman wants to PIIYB

Girls think like girls. Not like torque wrenches. She got your attention didn't she? Score.

Btw are you single? (not asking for me)

Well , he is a woman now. He is confused also.

Lucky sob, a thousand YEARS i've waited for a saturday off!

... not really, but a full 2 day weekend is like finding a four leaf clover in my line.

You're line of people business is even yet more immediate & personal in many ways than mine, i'm afraid i'd bomb the hell out of radio, what... do i say... must. have. fire... THE ORDER OF THE HAND SHALL RULE*primal scream*

Well yeah, whoever did it got my attention. Just think it's a little creepy if they went in my back yard to get it.

Maybe it was for my son? Although I'm not sure why anyone would think he'd get the mail, he sure as **** doesn't pay any of the bills.

Oh, and no, I'm married. Which adds to the weirdness.

It is a federal offense to tamper with a mailbox.

CALL THE MAILBOX COPS!

Since the mailbox is US Gov property, whatever message the peony represents was in all likelihood intended for the postmaster general.

Well that's reassuring.

Did beer me pass out?

I confess, Bug. It was me.

Don't get too excited though, it was meant to serve as a warning to knock off the, "oh, Lumpy must have grounded Gonzo again" shit. That's right, pecker-wood. If you don't knock it off, the Peony bush is going to get it!! :cuss:

I didn't pass out Bug I was in the Royals thread.

Thank God Lumpydumplins is here now to keep me awake since everyone knows I have a huge internet crush on her....


:)