That was THE. WORST. two-minute offense I've ever seen.
 

Worst. Absolutely ridiculous.

LMAO

Utterly embarrassing.

****ing horrible.

That's what happens when you have no o-line

Agree. This team is frustrating to watch and I only got to see them on NFL redzone.

Words fail me.

Where have you been all season? Every time the Chiefs run it , it looks like that...:shrug:

And no QB.

Embarrassing

LMAO.

Dumb ****s will defend Alex in this thread.

Should be fun.

And Andy Reid...

Sure glad we gave Smith that extension. Can't wait to see more!

Unreal.

And your QB sucks the big Hamboni...

Chiefs were done after Oakland. I've given up on the team. Too early to change the board to "draft planet"?

19 seconds and EVEN THEN don't attempt a downfield throw. Attempted a WR bubble screen. That's so Chuefs

Andy Reid is sorry

and Reids game plans and preparation will continue to get ingnored just to bash the shitty QB...

Dumb****s everywhere...

Might as well

NO SACK WHAT SO EVER

Thing is Smith will have a "trash" day against a shitty team and have 3-4 td's and get the homers excited again and nothing will change. This guy sucks.

And yes, that was a special sort of gutless bullshit we just watched.

One of the highest paid coaches in the league at that....

In 13 games now, Alex Smith has thrown (not completed....THROWN) 15 balls 20 or more yards past the line of scrimmage. DAMN

Smith aint got that throw in the arsenal.

Garbage QB, garbage WRs, dumbass OL. What do you expect?

Andy and Alex. A match made in pussy fart heaven.

It was like watching a baby sea turtle trying to make its way to the ocean from the beach. You are rooting for it and can't help but watch because you want to see it succeed, but you know deep down that the odds of success are minuscule and the poor little turtle will in all likelihood meet a disappointing end from one of the numerous predators.

then homers will praise Reid and his play calling "creativity" at the same time...

And we're stuck with Alex Smith for how long? LMAO

As long as Reid is here....

I'd like to confirm my hate for McGlynn....He's a piece of shit who should be a bouncer at Porky's....


I've never considered myself a hater of Alex Smith, but he's a menstruating woman. He is an absolute ****. swing passes and crossing routes 4yards down field...with 80 yards to go, a minute left.......and no time outs.


What a ****.

This was the death of the Chiefs offseason.

Those muther****ers.......

Andy Reid's teams have always been terrible at time management. That was pretty much exhibit A right there.

But the SAINTS game!!!

/Mav

Naw - this is what happens after death. Death was the loss to Oakland. Once that happened, it defined the season.

One thing you can say about Alex, though. He may not be talented, but at least he's a pussy.

I said the same ****ing thing to my buddy watching with me.

I don't even know who I should be mad about.

Did we really call a WR screen pass with 16 seconds left and no timeouts?

...I just

what?

8-8, asses in the seats, thats all that matters

No balls. A neutered, scared cock wad of a qb. And the moron coach who coddles him. Just sickening.

Exactly. In fact I just said the same thing to Iowanian. That Oakland loss was it.

The best part is that Arizona had absolutely no fear of bringing pressure.

This offense is a joke and is getting clowned by the rest of the league.

I wonder how awesome the Chiefs would be in the CFL, with the field being wider? Then, our horizontal attack would be difficult to stop.

8-8 is the absolute ceiling. This team could EASILY lose the rest.

this Chiefs team, even at 7-6, is really making it hard for me to care

like, at all

we're boring as ****, we're predictable as ****

and

w t f did I just watch?

that overturned call was ****ing bullshit, though

That may be the worst KC OL I have ever seen. We need to make some major moves in the off season.

I believe Alex was 12/25 in the second half, which is when Arizona started following the Oakland/Denver blueprint of bringing a safety into the box and bringing the blitz.

Three teams have dared Alex Smith to beat them, and he's been unable to.

so was the ghost offensive pass interference on our touchdown

the next play they went the distance lol

I feel like some of these games are "influenced heavily" by officiating

SHIT OL, No WR's and a QB that needs everything to be absolutely perfect in order to succeed. THIS IS what we had coming into the season. The fluke was winning 5 in a row.

Oakland derailed our season. Just let that sink in.

That's because they ARE. Trust YOUR eyes - not the fact that you think, what you just saw, cant happen...

[QUOTE=kcpasco;11175527]Oakland derailed our season. Just let that sink in.[/QUOTE

Yep. when it happened, I said it was a prelude of what was to come... But honestly, its easy to get over.

team is a dumpster fire

Something akin to this......


http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20..._by_onCue5.jpg

ALEXCUSES

is it wrong that i am so buzzed this picture makes me want to jerk off

I'm not a conspiracy guy but ...

I'll have to see where the money was on this game.

I mean, that overturned call was atrocious. It really was.

Chiefs were favored by 2.5 and 56% of the public was on KC.

So, meh.

I'm not going to think the game was fixed based off of that but someone is going to have to explain to me why that call was overturned, and the OPI.

Has everyone forgotten how the offense really started to get moving last year and in the playoff game? What is different this year? The OL is very different and Avery has beed out like forever. The defense can't stop the run without DJ and Devito. Alex is not different the OL and recievers are worse.

He may be super safe but even he got the ball to the recievers when needed. Today Albert Wilson started. WILSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

It was in fact, offensive pass interference on Fasano. He pushed the defender who probably flopped a little, but still it was interference. I am fine with the ref not throwing the flag on Fasano on a cheap penalty unless it ends up directly benefiting him and affecting the play. That is why he waited to throw it.

Also, Fasano knew it immediately. He didn't argue the call one bit or even react negatively. That tells you everything you need to know.

This team played above it's talent level, and our opponents failed to attack our weakness through most of the first 10 games.

The Raiders did attack our weakness, and exposed these frauds again.

I don't think you can complain about the D today. They held AZ to 17 points and gave the ball back to the O four times (at least) with a chance to tie/lead and we got:

Slant/Out/slant/sack.

WE WANT CHASE!

The sad thing is, because Derek Carr is already a much better QB than Alex Smith, unless Dorsey hits on every draft pick, fixing the O-line, finding a receiver, repairing the run defense, and filling the holes in the secondary, I can envision Oakland with Better record next season.

Yeah, and I still can't figure out why Fissure can't hold for a snap count.

An Anal Fissure (fissure-in-ano) is a small, oval shaped tear in skin that lines the opening of the anus. Sounds about right for seven deuce.

Except earlier in the game when a Larry Fitzgerald similarly ran into a defender that was just standing there, the guys in the booth were talking about how it was defensive pass interference.

Chiefs will go 1-5 at best against the AFC West assuming Peyton is still around next year.

What's surprising is that combining the worst group of WRs and the worst offensive line in the NFL with a terrible QB has resulted in such a pathetic offense.

Baffling.

Hell, all it takes sometimes is one play or one TD drive... or they'll start 5-2 or something next year and it's different this time!

Smith has the fifth worst QBR in the league against the blitz. He's a limited, scared player. Perfectly mediocre, but it's pointless trying to win with him as QB.

Yeah, they definitely fooled me.

I mean, shit. We lost so many starters this season due to injury at one point or another. We ripped off that 5 game win streak and 7 of 8 in spite of that. We looked damn good in that span. Beating the Rams, Hawks, Chargers, Bills, Dolphins, Patriots..

Now it all comes crashing down. This shit sandwich tastes like shit.

He's pretty much dead to me.

I'm tired of watching it.

throw the ****ing ball down the field

So, this is Dorsey's grand vision. This is what he was cooking up all off-season.

Take a middling, dickless QB. Trade away two seconds for this guy. Make sure you lock him down because you don't want him slipping away and bringing some other team and fanbase the joy of endless mediocre seasons. Add in hilariously sad first round draft picks. Ignore or fail to fill obvious personnel holes. Get Reid to scarf down this plate of misery, and shit his guts out at the 50 yard line in any game where you just need rational, productive play-calling.

**** you Dorsey. **** you Andy. **** you Alex.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me three times, and I must be a Chiefs fan.

He's been effectively neutered. We bought a broken toy. And nothing is going to change that.

And yes, it is the most miserable of viewing experiences.

Like I said in the game thread, Smith would stand on one card in blackjack.

at least Smith didn't take a 10 yard sack on 2nd down

small victories

610 prattling on about this abortion of a drive.

One guy is making the same Alexcuses we're used to here on CP.

But nobody trusts Alex to win the game, obviously.

I think we broke the toy and it doesn't work anymore...