Machete Kills
 

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Can't wait. Looks awesome.

apparently, since Amber Heard is banging Johnny Depp now she's getting jobs again.

I'd hire Amber Heard for just about anything if I got to bang her first.

That girl is incredibly good looking.

PS - this movie looks incredibly stupid.

Ughh. That looks like a bad fan parody trailer.

And what's with the Charlie Sheen/Carlos Estevez deal?

That's his legal name , Charlie Sheen is his stage name

Yes, I understand that. My question is why was he being "Introduced" using his real name for the first time? Is he going by his real name now, or just this film or what?

It's part of Robert Rodriguez's subtle humor in the grindhouse exploitation film genre.

I have no desire to see this at all, he just goes too far for me, like Marilyn Mansons old girlfriend having an M-16 for a leg and kookery like that.

I understand why some people might like it for the sheer spectacle, but it doesnt do anything for me, the only interesting thing about this one is the fact that Mel Gibson is back, good on Rodriguez for not letting current hollywood sentiment keep him from casting Mel... the guys had some problems, but he's just too good to banish forever like many in hollywood would like to do.

lolwut

Planet Terror is on my all time list.

I dunno, torpedo tiddy chick at the end air humping and screaming was kinda turning me on.

Eh, I liked Death Proof a whole lot more.

if you just turn off your brain for a bit...it looks like a good popcorn flick

Agreed. Death proof was way better. Kurt Russell is the man.

Apparently you didnt see and/or understand the first one. This looks incredible.

I think our avatars make our preferences pretty clear.

I've seen the first one multiple times. It's decent. This one looks ridiculously over the top just for the sake of being even more ridiculously over the top..

It was decent till the end LMAO Russell was brilliant like always but goddamn almost ruined his character at the ending

Kurt Russel KILLED in Death Proof. Best thing about the movie.

Yeah Im pretty sure that's what Rodriguez is going for as a homage to the violent over-the-top exploitation flicks.

I liked Machete.....didn't love it. Loved the original grind house trailer it was based on though. I'm sort of getting tired of Rodriguez Schtick. He's never really grown as a filmmaker beyond his B movie roots.

After you're done eating your Whole Foods, you should try Souper Salad.

Danny Trejo is an inspiration. Almost 70? Former heroin addict and convicted felon? Ugly and can't act? Not a problem.

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They should have left Sofia Vergara's boobs alone.

Shtick works once because its unique. Loses its appeal after that.

No desire to see any of these grindhouse movies...

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Jesus LMAO

LMAO This is going to make Sharknado look like a kids movie.

i guess i dont get it

"Machete don't tweet."

"I smell fish taco."

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You think that guy at the end survived?

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Gun Boobs! :D

"Left for dead" doesn't this always happen-the bad guys just blindly assume the hero is dead-lol

Mel Gibson-Glad he is back!

LMAO

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