Man and woman (no kid *edited*) jump off Bond Bridge in KC
 

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KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -
Northbound Interstate 35 is closed after three people apparently jumped off the Bond Bridge.

The Kansas City Fire Department says a man, woman and child apparently leaped into the Missouri River.

Traffic is being diverted onto Levee Road.

Rescue crews launched boats.
http://www.kctv5.com/story/21758048/traffic-re

N b4 teh PowersBoothe

let's not jump to conclusions. Invstigators are still diving into the the details.

Meh, they jumped off of a bridge.

I bet they wanted to see jesus

Not surprising. How many people here tried to slit wrist after the Alex trade?

The Reed Family?

And a child?!?! WTF?!?!

the ****?

they must have heard Maneri was released.

The Entirely Suicidal Family Outing....

I just pray to God they belong to Westboro.

keeping it All in the family

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Something tells me the child didn't jump.

Probably in a post airline travel rage. After yesterday i can relate

It was a bonding experience today on the Bond bridge.

Wait guys, don't jump! We signed our Long Snapper after all!

official. The terrorists have won.

Bond bridge? Perhaps a poorly thought out Skyfall reenactment?

Might as well jump.

http://dev.uclaradio.com/wp-content/...984_fcover.jpg

Incoming most elaborate insurance fraud of all time.

Bridge To Theirdeathia

OWP beat me to the obvious one.


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no way. "geno @ #1" fans FTW

This family jumped off a bridge and I'm like YEAH WHATEVAH

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wait. where's bosschief.

stupid people shouldn't breed .....

Jumped from bond bridge to rainbow bridge.

Something something something beautiful soul something something something mid-air...

They should have at least waited until the season starts to see how well Alex Smith plays

Gravity: It's a bitch

the family that jumps together...................

So they jumped off a bridge....into water? Um...I've done that...was fun.

Stop the flashbacks you're going to make me cry.

they fell apart in mid-air.

Imagine if they broke apart..in mid air...... er I have nothing.

I think, if I'm not mistaken, the Bond bridge is 700' high.

4321

I see what you did there

:D
great minds....

Its not like Colorado St is that good.

This is the height of stupidity. I hope they took the time to ponder the gravity of their decision.

Wow! You people are making fun of this. This is just horrible....















That nobody got pictures !

well done. 2 in 1.

Why?

What the hell is wrong with people?

Surprised they didn't bring the dog with them too.

The Child probably initiated the jump, so that he could rid himself of stupid fucking parents.

the wife atttempted it once before. She's gotten much better since then.

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falling in love has a new meaning.

Guess they jumped to conclusions.

This could almost be another "add three words" thread.

and yet cassel lives

after much deliberation, they decided to take the plunge.

Maybe they just wanted to go for a dip? Heard the father was Greg Luganus.

No more family Monopoly games.

what was the kid doing out of school? These parents are terrible.

Spring brake?

The were depressed after reading Of Mice and Men - apparently it was the abridged version

Their kid really got off to a jump start in life

slow down. we don't want to assume.

They originally were going to leap off a building onto a street but they wanted to first test the waters.


Wait a sec....


Did this happen in the middle of the night while they were walking in their sleep?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSq4B_zHqPM

or they have really poor depth perception.

This country is going over a cliff at break neck speed

"You didn't tie the bungee cord?"

They should rename it the Darwin Bridge, and alllow maybe even encourage more people to do the same thing.

Some people have really gone off the deep end.

I refuse to get caught up in this threads current.

If they really took a child with them, that is sickening. The kid isn't a gladiator.

This is the result of someone starting another thread about Geno Smith.

*monopoly*

March Madness has started with a splash.

Gladiator? He told me he wishes he never went down on her!

Bi-polar bear club.

We must laugh so we can't hurt.

I'm not laughing. This really irrigates me.

So why are they diverting traffic anyway? Not like anybody is going to run them over...

They jumped with a baby?

**** those 'parents'.

Makes me sick.

This thread leaves me with a sinking feeling.

Oh, cry me a river.

You only feel sympathy for the child.

When you consider that this child could be alive, raised by parents who think killing themselves and their kid (here is where I suspect the parenting skills may lead to less than a productive member of society) is a good idea, and their income is low.

Well.

I'll be blunt: if even you think your genes shouldn't be passed on you're probably right...

You certainly plunge into wisdom in-between your whirlpools of humor.

There's been no definite confirmation that a child was involved. There were two adults for sure, some witnesses reported that the woman was carrying something, some thought it might be a child. No confirmation yet.
It'll be awhile before they figure this out.

I don't get it. Where is your jumping/river/bridge pun? I can't find it. :shrug:

No more than are going to slit their wrist after you dont get geno.....and have to watch blaine gabbert for another year.