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gblowfish 03-28-2013 12:19 PM

Here's Looking At You, Kid....
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2971315.html

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Police say they are trying to determine how a medical box containing a pair of eyeballs ended up in a trash bin at a gas station in Kansas City.

Police spokesman Steve Young says a worker at a Conoco station in the city's north called police after finding the cardboard box late Wednesday. The box was labeled, "Keep refrigerated."

Young says police aren't sure if the eyes are human, or whether any crime has been committed. Surveillance video shows two men in a blue Toyota leaving the package on the trash bin.

Police say no eye banks or hospitals in the area were awaiting delivery of any eyeballs.

The Jackson County Medical Examiner's office is holding the package while the investigation continues.

tooge 03-28-2013 12:21 PM

Eye can't understand the motive at all

King_Chief_Fan 03-28-2013 12:24 PM

Eye wish there was more explanation regarding the I's.

tooge 03-28-2013 12:27 PM

things aren't looking up for the guys in the truck

Reerun_KC 03-28-2013 12:28 PM

I cant really see what the problem is?

Donger 03-28-2013 12:29 PM

"I Only Have Eyes For You" would have been funnier.

Prison Bitch 03-28-2013 01:02 PM

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/fo...ewithGeico.jpg

kysirsoze 03-28-2013 01:04 PM

Eye for an eye... something something.

Ace Gunner 03-28-2013 01:04 PM

Betty Davis' Eyes

blaise 03-28-2013 01:08 PM

"Sir, we found a pair of eyes."
"Are you serious?"
"Eye, eye sir."

KC_Lee 03-28-2013 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9535788)
"Sir, we found a pair of eyes."
"Are you serious?"
"Eye, eye sir."

Eye see what you did there.

Bump 03-28-2013 01:18 PM

I bet it was the governor.

KC_Lee 03-28-2013 01:20 PM

Bet things are looking up now at that gas station.

alpha_omega 03-28-2013 01:20 PM

**** an I!

blaise 03-28-2013 01:20 PM

Gas costs an arm and a leg and a pair of eyes.

KC_Lee 03-28-2013 01:21 PM

Police are asking residents to keep an eye out for an suspicious activity.

blaise 03-28-2013 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9535818)
Police are asking residents to keep an eye out for an suspicious activity.

I bet the residents are flipping their lids.

KC_Lee 03-28-2013 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9535826)
I bet the residents are flipping their lids.

True, they might see things in a whole new light.

kappa72202 03-28-2013 01:39 PM

an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!

Faddy Yomama 03-28-2013 01:48 PM

Dismembered body parts at a gas station. It just doesn't get any better than that...

ptlyon 03-28-2013 01:51 PM

Keep them. Geno's are slow, maybe we can transplant them

Rasputin 03-28-2013 01:54 PM

Eye see that Steve Young is now a spokesman for the police.

KChiefer 03-28-2013 02:29 PM

Your thread title is cornea.

BlackHelicopters 03-28-2013 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9535809)
I bet it was the governor.

Two eyes, not one.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-28-2013 03:01 PM

Probably taken from antlered roadkill. Buck eyes are good luck.

Crush 03-28-2013 04:07 PM

Steve Young works for the police department?


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