JJ Birden will join you for lunch or your fantasy draft for $250!
 

Heard this on Fox sports radio today....and of course, no one knew who he was.

You can hear JJ's "Story" for $500 bucks! LMAO

Enjoy: http://www.thuzio.com/jj-birden.html

(obligatory...sorry, if repost!)

Who are you and who's JJ Birden?

You cant make this stuff up:

Memorable Experiences

Lunch or Dinner
$250
JJ will join you and your guests at lunch or dinner. You choose the restaurant and you choose what you want to talk about. JJ will share stories from his career.

Fantasy Draft
$250
Surprise your football buddies by inviting JJ to a live fantasy draft!

Pick-Up Game
$250
Make your next pick-up game unforgettable by inviting JJ to join.

Attend a Game
$400
Have an extra seat at the game? JJ will join you and your guests and share insight on the game. Discuss JJ's career with the Chiefs and his trajectory in becoming a professional.

Round of Golf
$400
JJ will complete your foursome for a round of golf. He'll be the perfect fourth for your Sunday outing, and will spice up the round with tales from his time in the pros.

Celebrations
$500
Invite JJ to join you and your guests at your celebration! He'll be sure to be entertaining company.

Appearance
$500
Hire JJ to make a guest appearance at your next event! JJ’s appearance will be the perfect way to promote your store opening, bank, gym, car dealership, etc.

Hear Their Story
$500
JJ will share his story with up to 20 people. Your small group of friends, students, coworkers, or event attendees will be inspired by JJ’s path to success.

I wouldn't give him a nickel for any of that and I actually like the guy.

How about Eric Berry?

http://www.thuzio.com/all/football/eric-berry.html

Wow...really?

I'll give $2 to golf with him as long as he pays his own fees.

Its sad really....the only thing missing is a "BJ for a cheeseburger" category!

I want to become their "agent" / :Pimp:

Do these people have boobies and a golden vagina or what?

Really? I figure he's got the scratch he can flip for the beer.

Wow thats messed up. And Im friends with him on facebook.

did it cost you $250 bucks!!!???

I KEED, I KEED....:p

Seems sad and cool all wrapped up into one. Surprised actually about those prices a bit, but I guess he probably isn't in much demand.

I think we're all forgetting this is a man who caught passes from Joe Montana in NFL games, not very many people on earth have done that. I think it'd be incredible to sit and BS with him for a couple hours about everything early 90s Chiefs and certainly worth a few hundred bucks.

Tiki Barber runs this company - he was talking about it last month on Howard Stern.

Baba Booey and the crew were joking around about paying Ken O'Brien to come to their fantasy draft.

Ironic.

I did draft him my first FFL draft.

I'd pay $250 to take that choice back...

This is why we piss on ****ing n00bs...

Some of us have seen you golf ..... Hasn't the man suffered enough with the last season. :p :D

LMAO

Who are you and the one that started this thread? I know who JJ Birden is.

If I win the lottery why not...

JJ must have had to sell his HOF ring, and is now really desperate.

He was good on Super Tecmo Bowl. I might pay 100 dollars for Joe Randa.

I might drop a $20 to hang with Lonnie Marts

you must be pretty young.

I'd pay $15 to hang out with louie aguiar and/or joe valerio.

JJ Birden. Good grief Charlie Brown.

I remember when the dude posted here.

JJ Birden was Awesome in Super Tecmo Bowl.

If he makes any money doing this, you gotta hand it to him.

Its certainly a creative way to make some bucks, but i'm going to file this under "mostly sad".

Reminds me of the old SNL sketch with Jon Heder where the Black Eyed Peas are pimping themselves out for bar mitzvahs and grocery store openings.

I'd rather do lunch with Sean LaChapelle, Tim Barnett or Lake Dawson.

I would rather party with maas
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He's probably not even worth $10grand now.

Wow it'd be a cool time to hang with JJ though!

Interesting Post
 

Evening gentlemen, It's very interesting reading all these posts. I have not been on here for a while. Anyway, understand Thuzio was started by Barber as one of you said. It's for former and active players. They actually pick the prices not me. I think it's a great idea but the top names will get picked not me. That's ok because I basically set it up for free and I want the indexing. With the amount of money they spend on marketing and building the brand, it's a way I can get free SEO for my other projects.

It's all good. I realize not everyone is going to say positive things about you. As a former athlete, I've been booed more than once.

Much Success to you all and enjoy this upcoming season.

JJ

Welcome JJ. I for one would enjoy getting dinner and talking Chiefs football with you!

No. No he wasn't.

They don't say nice things about anyone around here.

Prove it's you, a pic with today's paper will work. Otherwise; **** off clay or whomever made this mult.

Just keeping it real

We got a post, free of charge? Go CP!!!!

Dude...I really enjoyed watching you play as a kid. Not a bad word to say about you.

:thumb:

You were a stud in NFL '94 with Joe Montana on Sega Genesis.

I did a seam pass from Montana to Birden over and over for many touchdowns.

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/...football94.jpg

I have JJ's autograph he was one of my favorite players as a kid. I would love to meet him.

I would give him $2 to go horseback riding with me.

I still own.

Don't have a Genesis so it's not much good to me but I managed to save the only game when a KC team was worth a $#it in the bit-world...

Wow....did not see this coming (if it's real).

I had no idea just how far the planet's power reaches!!!

Next up.....do you think we could shame the one who shall remain nameless to participate in a dunk-tank for a KC charity?

Why would someone bump a 4 month old thread, post once to clear name and never again post if not him?

Doesn't make sense. I think it's birden.

I'n still waiting for my picture from a former RB.

Frigging bastard.
Should have known the Nigerian nightmare would be spouting a scam.

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Actually he's free to have him show up at your party. He costs money to make him leave.

This is the closest clay will ever get to being compared to a professional athlete. Evah....

I'll always remember that TD catch from Dave Kreig over Rod Woodson you made against the Steelers in the playoffs. Fantastic play.

How much for anal?

Was that really J.J. Birden posting? The J.J. Birden? I really liked him as a player.

You guys are alright. I just might have to hang out here more. Who ever pasted the Sega game with Joe, got a story for you. When the box of those games arrived for Joe, we were all in the locker. He started throwing them out to us. I still have mine around here in a package because I never opened it. Might have to find it.

By the way it really is me. I am big into social media being I am now a network marketer so I own every version of jjbirden. Have great day!

Gald you made it back in the house JJ, it's been a long time.

Do it. We're mostly idiots but we're all diehard and I don't think there's any good reason any Chiefs fan would dislike you. Just don't make any promises you can't keep. Christian Okoye is still in the doghouse with this site over a few autographed 8x10's he threatened to send out several years ago.

Can you cut us a deal on some Xocai Healthy Chocolate???

Also if that game's really still sealed in the box, it could be worth something. Maybe you could get Joe to sign it?!?!

Did you ever get to see Slim Whitman in concert?

I'm convinced that he's going to send those once he has time. It's all good.

Big fan. Loved watching you play. I see you on other forms of social media so I have no doubt it's you. Thanks for the positive childhood memories. I'm a Husky fan so I won't hold those Beaver days against you. Chiefs first!

how much $ would it cost to invite JJ to kick it with me and get blacked out and hit on bar sluts?

I think he went to Oregon, not Oregon State

Oregon
 

Yes I did play for the Ducks. Back then we weren't as dominate. Looking forward to the Chiefs season. I see a quick turnaround with all the changes.

Have you voted on the Miss USA polls yet? I'll give you a heads-up that Miss Oregon is coming up in Heat 6 and just between you and me, she may need all the help she can get.

Even worse. Yet, all is forgiven. ;)

LMAO