I'm drunk.
Don't give a ****.
Switching back and forth between episodes of Orange is the new Black, and the Rayman video game on Xbox One. Waiting on the wife to get home from work. Do we have an official I'm drunk thread? Can this be it? Pretty please? |
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Damn it.
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Me too bro
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Be a peaceful drunk! |
You wanna know what's ****ing great when you're drunk? ****ing leftovers from restaurants.
I'm not a great cook like FMB!, SR, or Tooge. Hell, I can't even make a decent microwave pancake like Listo. So, when I'm drunk and looking for some 2am grub(like I'll surely be doing tonight), I love opening the fridge and seeing a couple of Styrofoam boxes to root through. Tonight there ain't shit in there though. Perhaps I should send the wife to Wendy's or something. |
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www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=142142 This one covers scat and squirting, Mecca talking about his favorite porn stars, and the introduction of grape Gatorade to the CP lexicon. Probably helps that a woman started it. |
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As far as that being the official drunk thread, it hasn't had a post since 2006. It's a tad outdated, bug. We need new threads from the new blood of CP. |
I do like Luv, though.
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Are you the listmaker, Bug?
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The first season of Orange is the new Black was much more enjoyable than the second season.
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We could have fun with you at a bash...
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I did it again.
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It only took 4 beers this time. One of them was 14% alcohol and I wasn't aware until afterwards.
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I think she's single again... And don't feel bad. I can get drunk off of three beers these days. Not wasted, of course, but feeling good and wake up with an ever-so-slight hangover the next day. Getting old blows! |
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I am. I can't drink like I could when I was 18, 19 though.
Shit is rough these days. Definitely not worth spending the first 6-8 hours of the next day recovering. |
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There's some ****ing tasty beers out there though. So, I'm glad I followed the interest.
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that sounds damned tasty. |
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lol I was last night too.
drank quite a few more than 4 though, but it takes quite a few more than 4 to get me there... good times |
no hangover here though
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Not to mention in a ton of pain. |
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If so, agreed. |
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After the first couple of episodes of 'OITNB' it seemed like they just took the scripts from Oz and modified them for their own story. 'OITNB' is just 'Oz' minus the ass-rape. |
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Getting there. Gotta figure out dinner before all my faculties sit and stare. heh.
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at 24, really, wow... |
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I drank a shit ton last night.just looked at my receipt 17 doubles., slept it off, was at work at 630 this morning with nothing but a coffee. Worked until 6 tonight. Feeling good right now. And that was a tame night... Posted via Mobile Device |
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Right with you, had 18 beers in the fridge last night, stopped on the way home and picked up a case, didn't want to run out. |
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Drinking that much is really not something to brag about.
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You are a chatty drunk. No one likes a chatty drunk. Unless they are stumbling around. Then it's funny.
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I don't drink everyday and I don't drink to drink, I drink to get drunk. Posted via Mobile Device |
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Black tank top, sweatpants, and **** me heels. Astroglide, and I don't receive the reach arounds, I give them. Come on over.
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Also, to be fair, I'm talkative when I'm sober as well.
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I beer deep. With last night in mind, by my estimation, I'm 1/4 of the way to being drunk. I did that without a calculator though, so it may not be completely accurate.
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Black tank top and shoes, come on over.
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Needless to say I was pretty stupid. There were so many times I'd wake up in the morning with no recollection of the drive home, walk out to my car and see it perfectly backed into the parking space. Or, the dreaded feeling of waking up not remembering shit, hoping against hope that I still had my wallet, phone, and keys. I got really tired of those feelings and, in light of several close friends and acquaintances getting busted for DUI, I figured it would only be a matter of time before I was caught. Now I won't drive after having any more than three beers. ... But I digress. Back when I did drink a lot, I always had arguments with friends about how much we could all drink. Of course I argued back but I never could understand why I even cared. Obviously it was just a macho male thing but I really don't want to have to drink a lot to get drunk. I have to imagine some of you guys that finish 12 packs on your own would spend a small fortune at a bar or club. |
ASL Mr. Flybone?
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Do you think I should stop making stupid threads, Flybone? Maybe take a break and maker fewer stupid threads?
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My friends and I, we've cracked the code.
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College is fun
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I'm there bro.
4 Michelob Ultras, 2 Goose Island 312, 1 Redtail and in working on pomegranate champagne lol. I'm digging for booze I might have a problem |
Had a honkers ale earlier.
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I've certainly had a few more than planned for a Monday...
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I'm usually a beer guy but tonight I found a bottle of Kentucky Gentleman and underestimate my tolerance haha
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Had a Young's Double Chocolate Stout. Good stuff.
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