Who sired Daru?
 

Clearly a great and mighty male specimen...a descendant of Genghis Khan, perhaps? One of the Ming Dynasty Emperors? An actual ****ing dragon?

What are your thoughts on the bloodline of this legendary Chiefsplanet poster? He seems nice.

Daru approves of this thread.
I am Daru's consigliere, btw. He has decided to allow you to breathe.

If Betty White had herpes I bet he'd still **** her raw

Daru fears no STD for he is immune to all. If one of us were to contract an STD from Daru, it would be a blessing.

We're not worthy!!

Daru taught you the word "consigliere"

he is wise, handsome and has much virility to spare

your mom

Not your dumbass.

Daru and I share mighty blood!

Who the **** is Daru? Why is the Lounge named after this person?

Once Dorsey trades Houston for a first roudnert his year and a first rounder next year you'll be naming the lounge KCbubb,

I always thought he was a mult of yours, Clay.

You Dumbass ! Daru is the one that's been trying to hack our accounts .

Turns out he figured out that if he registered his own account he can make posts.

you've never been terribly bright

But, what about Alex Smith??

Daru will crush you beneath his heel, he will raise you up from the ashes like a phoenix and then say... hey, you gotta smoke I can bum?

Is this a new cult or a crossfit enthusiasts group?

LMAO what has happened to cause this?

Daru's dad got a little randy one night...

I've been here too long to not know what's going on.

But I have no clue what's going on.

Daru, when the falls well.

Theres a very high probability that Daru isn't from the continental US, but that's even more reason to not be a jackoff to him... that's where I'm at.

The Chiefs tent is a Big Tent... we need all the help we can get.

Aaaah, the offseason.

That is my interpretation as well.

I like Daru. I want to do an interview with him. I'm curious about him (or her, I guess).

Daru spelled backwards is Urad.

as in U Rad, bro?

Daru....Daru....Daru is on fire.

We don't need no water let the mother****er burn!

Burn mother****er!

Da-Q, Da-Q

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/newre...ply&p=11396576

Not even close to the same thing. I was referencing lyrics to a song, you were just being dumb. Move along.

Could Daru be from Daru??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daru

Daru is the capital of the Western Province of Papua New Guinea.[1] The township is entirely located on an island that goes by the same name, which is located near the mouth of the Fly River on the western side of the Gulf, just north of Torres Strait and Far North Queensland. Daru has approximately the same population as Tabubil and is the second-largest southern coastal settlement in Papua New Guinea after Port Moresby.

The language of the Daru people is Kiwai (South-West Coastal Kiwai), also spoken on neighbouring mainland villages (the name Kiwai comes from Kiwai Island further northwest in the Fly River delta). However, the Kiwai settlement of Daru is fairly recent. The original inhabitants, the Hiamo, were Western-Central Torres Strait Islanders originally from Yama in the Torres Strait. With the Kiwai colonisations, the main group of Hiamo people moved to Southern Torres Strait and settled the Muralag group.

It is served by Daru Airport, a small airstrip.

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Still drunk? It's the exact same lyric.

No Haimo.

"Daru, . . . Daru, . . . Daru fizz on fiyah!"

You spelled things poorly and it was hard to decipher. LAME.

It's a quiet Sunday morning, take a break from **** duty.

If loving Daru is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Dude, haven't seen you around here in a while. Welcome back.

GO ROYALS!

Been Ill. Glad to be back. Send us some pics from Surprise.

No pics today. Too many jackasses take my work for granted here.

I love your work, SON!!

/no homo

Simply Smed

Who sired Numbah One?

Numbah Two.

Nah, that's just where he came from.

Virgin birth.

Captain Jean Luc Piccard of course.

No one. He was assembled in a shiny, metal container full of used pinball machine parts.

Such is life.

Daru's lineage is traced back to pre-feudal Japan.

An eight headed and eight tailed dragon meant to devour the 8th daughter of a Japanese family.

The Shinto god of sea and storm, Susanoo, who had recently been exiled from Heaven for betraying his sister, the sun god, was so taken by the young woman's beauty that he offered to slay the serpent in exchange for her hand in marriage.

The serpent was slayed after a tremendous battle, with Susanoo losing many of his holy artifacts, shield and sword included, but he had won his bride.

As payment for his betrayal in heaven, his wife was given a son, but was of the sostorm god and his sister's blood. In shame, his wife took her own life, but the son was born and the lineage of Daru started...

The short version - he comes from inbreeding

OK what the **** did I miss? Who is Daru?

Maybe it's Red. He's mysteriously missing. :hmmm:

I thought Daru was that alien Scientologists worship.

Xenu.

Oh.

Yes. Happy to inform. I hope your day is going well. Are you getting enough to eat?

Love, GoChiefs

Surely his bloodline is not that of mortals.

He is one of the Hindu Gods. (Suck it Dave Lane)

I bet he can reach into a bitches chest real slow and pull out a beating heart.

"Um gum shibai Um gum shibai Um gum shibai"

Not sure why but I LOL'ed...

It is possible he was conceived by the midichlorians themselves. But in order for that to be true, you'd have to buy into prequel nonsense...

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KalimaaaaAAAAAAAAA

He left around the same time as Clay

I hate to say it, but when Daru posted something, I typically laughed so hard that I cried. Such genius.....and yes, Red, such a waste of talent.

entertainment

I wonder if people in Papua New Guinea ever sit around making fun of the names of American towns and places. I'm sitting here thinking the whole place sounds like a map created by a sleepy five year old blowing bubbles, but maybe 'Red River' sounds just as stupid to them?

i wonder why?

Daru was wonderful. Long live Daru.

Hmmm maybe a dual personality of a singular entity.

I sent the following email to Daru:


Here was the reply:

Dear sir,
I write to you from the north. I have conquered the ghastly Nordic scum and next shall be adressing the issues we've been having with the bloody Hun. I assure you my complete victory within the next few days. Once my goals have been achieved, I will reassert my efforts towards the colonization of Papau, New Guinea and delivering the word of Daru to whatever godless heathens should cross my path.
My apologies for my sporadic attendance. However, you all must come to the realization that 100% Daruism cannot be achieved by spending time on your website discussing the pros and cons of scotch eggs, burnt ends and polls about candy.
Regards,
Daru

That's definitely clay.

I expected better. :shake:

LMAO

I know Daru when I hear Daru, and that wasn't Daru. Probably an unrepentant imposter.

I miss Daru.

Daru Wendler

My friends I'm here and still striking!
Not much to claim post on during off season. Still think Alex is bad breath on otherwise great Scope team but excited for this season and feel Championship may rise to us. I'll post more during season no worries on that recent activity I'll be here with us all.
Chiefs yes to the top and let's bleed red! Also above letter
Not from me I'm not sure why that's post I only do the post on here through this board.

Chiefs yes!

Easily one of your best trolls ever, Clay.

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Re: Daru
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Are you there?
Yes just checked for pay thanks for the greeting I love chiefs still no worries. I'll strike more when season play is beginning again it's now busy for me but will post. Thanks friend great talk on board.! Let's rise this season yes!

I'd like his perspective on the season thus far.

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Daru hit it big and will no longer be posting on CP.

Holy Heck! I heard from him just now!