I just crushed my head on a metal fixture in a parking garage...
 

Lost a patch of hair and have a nasty cut (not stitch worthy) ... just washed my hair to try and make sure I cleaned the cut and everything but I feel a little woozy ... any precautions I should take? I don't think I need to go to convenient care or anything but I don't feel like dying today either. It's an elevated scrape, really. No blood but it's about three inches long and bright red ... And I'm missing a nice patch of hair to really further the embarrassment.

Try harder next time.

Make a video about it

How long was your rant at the fixture?

Lay down and take it easy. If the weariness persists, get yo ass to a Dr. nagger.

As an ex-wrestler who's been slammed on his melon more times than I want to admit... unless you're vomiting or can't see clearly there isn't anything the hospital is going to do but give you a hardy hand shake and a pat on the back for about a grand. If you throw up or lose vision get your ass into the ER otherwise put peanut butter on your foot and have the lick it off for about 5 cents.

Consume at least a half gallon of anti freeze. If you're still woozy 10 min later.... Drink more!

You weren't crushed you were scalped. Thats gonna hurt and take forever to heal.

I did a structural analysis of the garage and there's no way this could have happened unless jagged edges were planted there by the government. I think this was an inside job.

You should probably get checked out, you may have a concussion.

Next time, be sure to post about it before going to the doctor.

We're going to need you to fill out your emergency contact information.

Law$uit

You actually typed out a full coherent paragraph and didn't mention Peyton Manning once. You should probably go to the hospital.

Good advice. And don't forget the peanut butter. If you don't have a dog borrow one of the neighbors. They're pretty indifferent as long as peanut butter is available.

Prayers.

Tom Brady would shake it off, come back in and lead a gave winning drive.

Things that piss me off....hitting my head on random object......

You should start wearing a helmet at all times.

Keep in mind that even if your life isn't in danger, your appearance might be (NTTAWWT). If you think you've displaced/killed a bunch of hair follicles, I wonder whether they'd come back on their own? Maybe a CP M.D. can offer their opinion?

Probably for being a casual Jayhawks fan. :D

Did it knock any goddamned sense into you?

Again

Did it look like this?

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Attention Whore Level 53.

I hope there is no concussion and a quick recovery.

You know how I know you're a newb? :D

LMAO

Karma for the pedo thread...

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Move your trampoline outdoors.

Odds are you contacted AIDS during the incident. Pour some antifreeze into the cut, put on a Brady jersey and fly to Africa with no protective equipment for 3 weeks and you'll be fine.

Or go to a doctor just to have him tell you the same thing. Whatever.

Jump into flaming AIDS tree while saying "Tom Brady is the greatest Quarterback of all time." That should take care of it.

Controlled dermalition?

Ain't nothing under control in that head.

#PrayersForHootie

Let's get this trending guys.

I'd stop posting as a precaution.

Better safe than sorry.

Finally, you got some sense knocked into you...that is what is causing you to be woozy

I'll upload a pic, later. I was genuinely concerned.

Serious question:

If you watch the music video 'Hit me Baby One More Time' by Britney Spears and think, "damn ... I'd like to **** her!"

does that make you a pedo?

Cuz she was 16 in that video.

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Get help, Hootie.

1) Make sure you're up to date on your tetanus shot
2) Put some rubbing alcohol and triple antibiotic ointment on the spot
3) If you feel nauseous or dizzy, have a friend take you to urgent care, because you're likely concussed.

Make yourself a nice warm bath, drink a fifth of whiskey while you bathe.

Frankie says relax.

Clean the sand from your vagina...... pussy.

thanks for answering my question

you pedophile

I had a friend of mine who is a nurse take a look and she concluded I was going to be ok. Hurt like a bitch, though. Being tall didn't work out for me on this one ... never saw that thing coming. That's what I get for texting and walking at the same time, though.

She hot?

it was actually a guy but I didn't feel like the barrage of gay jokes that would have taken over the thread (he's a straight nurse, by the way)

I'm not taking questions from you, Jerry.

How's the parking garage doing?? Are you going to have to pay for the damage??

Well I manage it, so the only person I can be mad at is me

I just crushed my head on a metal fixture...
 

He hot?

you're lucky you aren't bald. People see all my scars.

1. Contact lawyer

2. Take pictures of your head wound

3. Wrap injury with 5 pounds of gauze

4. Stumble around and mumble for the next month

5. Collect windfall and retire

Easy as pie......:LOL:

ROFL

You know what they say....

If you gotta be dumb, you gotta be tough

You're on your way to fulfilling your Darwin Award potential.

Drink heavily, at least then you won't care.

Completely off topic but I dont want to start a new thread on it so...what happened with Hootie and Clay? You two used to be tight, now all you do is talk shit about and to each other. Can one of you pinpoint a falling out point?

You know scalping the top your head is nothing. Like steppin on a steak knife. **** it so what and move on.

If you wanna be someone punch yourself in the mouth then go in for stitches. I did and can say I took my best shot.

I like Clay alright, I just don't respect him as a Chiefs fan or Chiefs poster because he is only interested in trolling the Chiefs rather than actually being a fan or posting things he actually believes about the team. It's just all troll.

Being a Chiefs troll is more rewarding than being an actual fan.

I do believe what I post about them, though. They make my mediocre dreams come true.

There is absolutely no animosity between Hootie and myself. I would gladly let him piss on my back.

Are you completely certain it wasn't a more intelligent life form swinging a metal object at your noggin? Perhaps one of your date rape victims is back for vengeance.

Says the moron who gave away all his chiefs stuff the last time the chiefs made the post-season.

No clue, but it certainly hurts. It's also gonna take a while to heal. Not a fun day.

If it wasn't so icy outside I never would've taken that route, either. Just such a fluke...

Did it help your overall condition?

I suppose we shall find out.

This really is the cornerstone philosophy.

I approve.

Oh it could have been worse.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/0...tcmp=obnetwork

my wife just showed me that! :eek:

....and she remembers all of it!

No blood?

It's not worth even thinking about then. I've got a six inch gash in the top of my head from some ****ing piece of metal some dumb **** welded straight down from his bumper. Moving fast and caught it good. Retired firefighter that works for me swore I needed stitches.


I washed it out and super glued it shut. Was back working ten minutes later, working on cutting that piece off that truck with my torch. It won't catch anyone again.

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**** YEAH.

Head wounds just hurt like hell in general.

Yep not usually much blood just a lot of oozing.

Mine was a squirter

"Falls down a well, eyes go crossed....gets kicked by a mule, eyes go normal...I don't know"