Wendy Meets A Draftabulator
Ladies and Gentlemen ... Planeteers and Planetettes ... Peeps and Poops ... it is with great pride and a lingering sense of shame that I present to you my brand new movie which I made entirely by myself and which I have entitled, "Wendy Meets A Draftabulator".
Please be aware that, due to strong language and Wendy's extraordinary lack of anything remotely resembling a tittah, this movie is rated PG27 ... ergo, persons aged 27 or younger should only view this film while accompanied by their parents ... especially if they all still live together. As a result, this ground-breaking film is NSFW. Look out JJ Abrams, a new sheriff is in town. http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2501955/ FAX THE CINEMATIC ARTISTE Disclaimers: Sorry if repost |
Eh, it was only alright. I'm not the biggest fan of romantic comedies
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BRILLIANT /nicely done |
Also, those were some horrible voice actors you hired. You know how they say, "you're only as good as the script you serve." Well, they served a script, but instead of successfully delivering it to the table, it was like they shoved it down their pants and blew a herd of mountain goats while the guests sat there waiting.
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Go take a shower, you smell like french fries.
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Bad fiction, Mr. FAX. Despite the video's claim, none of the people you're making fun of with this video dislike you. We can very much stand you. We like you. So the video rang hollow for me.
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was that knowmo mr Draftabulator himself.
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Holy shit, that was awesome. Hearing someone actually speak the lines that get typed on a pretty much daily basis here was good stuff.
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Oh. My. God. ROFL
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LMAO ****ing awesome
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I loved it. LMAO
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that was one of the greatest things I've ever seen
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Post of the year!
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Gold. That WREAKS of Hamas and the old Dane McCleod.
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Will Hamas even respond?
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I didn't know Dane wore glasses.
And I was disturbed by his telling the 10 year old girl to go masturbate. That's shades of 4chan. |
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Just kidding. Actually, you've hit it right on the mark. The dialogue delivery I wanted to achieve was a kind of Stephen Hawking/Star Wars Droid/HAL effect in order to subtly communicate the cultural superficiality and perfunctorily robotic exchange that is so common in the typical conversations conducted in today's society ... like a mirror held up to expose the emotional void and desultory shallowness that comprises humanity's verbal interactions. It's rare for audiences to pick up on those kind of subtleties embedded in a cinematic performance, Mr. SNR, so thank you for noticing. FAX |
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two thumbs up fax. I hope teh next episode has Wendy somehow peeing in his butt. She is too polite and he is too mouthy. So i say have her violently stab him in the leg with a spork and then she can give him the double fishook while pissing in his bunghole. That's the ticket. |
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Good stuff! |
That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.
It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do. Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well. It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority. I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will. The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior. [Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies] |
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Mr. FAX, there's not enough rep on the ****ing Planet for that.
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Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...
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Truly a work of art, but I must ask......did you take the dialog direct from CP or was there a certain amount of poetic license? |
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Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny. Then again, I'm no Roger Ebert. |
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I hope the ghost of Virgil Thomson posseses the body of Vin Diesel, who rapes you and your family repeatedly with a jackhammer strap-on |
No self-indulged commentary here.....Fax, you're the best poster on the planet.
Awsome! Aw son! (redneck pronounc) PhilFree:arrow: |
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ROFL, that was awesome!
You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator" |
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But then i realized that I've gone through 9 months of my junior year and only have two weeks left. |
That was amazing. Job well done.
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This is absolutely amazing.
The way the guy says "****ing" repeatedly is hilarious. Best line: That Fax guy is a ****ing tool. He's all "Mr. This and Mr. That." It drives me ****ing crazy. |
Awesome stuff. Awesome site.
I will respond in due time. I am bored and want to waste time. It will suck. |
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This one ranks right up there with any vid GoChiefs has made and that is a good thing.
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Holy shit... That was awesome.
LMAO Well done, Mr. FAX. Good show. :clap: |
This is gonna win thread of the year unless something truly epic comes around that links the board to the team in one way or another.
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LMAO Mr. Mr. Flopnuts approves.
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I love the pauses...
"Why don't you set fire to your ****ing ass?" "......." It's the implied, "WTF?" |
A quart of man mayo!! ROFL
Okay, I was really laughing my ass off!ROFLROFLROFLROFL |
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I bet the voices couldn't say drafturbator so he settled for draftabulator because it sounded better
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It said 'You" ... are an ass. LOL PhilFree:arrow: |
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FAX has been using draftabulator since mid-March. http://75.125.205.90/BB/showpost.php...&postcount=119 |
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My bad. |
Another martini, Phil?
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this was great fax
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Literally laughed out loud. Great job, Mr. Fax.
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that was awesome. rep
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Awesome, hilarious stuff.... Well done, Monsieur Fax.
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Mr Fax, that was well done.
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OMG!!! That was Great !!
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Started my morning with a good laugh. Thanks FAX!:)
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LMAO
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My rep can only fall short of your magnificent greatness, O Fax One, but I hope you will still accept it...:wayne:
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We would greatly appreciate if we can get the actual dialogue in text.
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HOLY Shit! Beautiful!
Thanks for the Reference!!!!! Mr Fax, that was pure Genius! |
very very nice!
3 things about that 1. I hope there is a series in store for us all... 2. The use of F-bombs and long pauses was terrific... you can actually envision the avatars of the people that constantly throw out f-bombs, and my impending face-palm extended pause. 3. some very creative insults in there.. 4. I'd like to see the KnowMo Homer version sometime in the future... perhaps an appearance in an episode by a old "foe" from the past (current) who manages to get killed off in the same episode by antifreeze, Aids tree, etc.. or you know, something better than that which you will inevitably find... 5. Go Chiefs! (as in i hope they win because they are my team and i support them, not as in Claythan...) |
I was thinking a DC version woud be great as well. That Mad Crappper Meets Jaz, Dave Lane meets Norman Einstein, Donger Meets Hamas.... etc
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Awesome work. Funny movie and funny to watch the responses in this thread. :thumb:
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I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time, thanks Fax! ROFL ROFL
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Good stuff Mr Fax ROFL
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****ing hilarious
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Mr. Fax covered the types of "civilized exchanges" had here on the CP quite well.
I think he used every offensive term ever used here on the CP except maybe "Scuzz Encrusted Vulva." I give him two snaps up with a twist! |
Thats awesome... Hey, I was mentioned in this piece of cinematic art. I'm about to be famous, bitches!!!
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Brilliant!
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Thank you guys for all the kind comments. It's good to know that Planeteers possess such extraordinarily good taste and artistic acumen.
My hope is that, in the next installment, Wendy loses her virginity to one of the offensive linemen then becomes a famous and outspoken advocate for government-sponsored dental exams among the poverty stricken. FAX |
I thought it was a ****ing piece of ****ing shit. But what the **** do I know, MR. FAXXXX, since you're one of the smartest guys on the ****ing planet?
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Mr. Fax, you are one of a kind ROFL
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But, I think the Draftabulator character has to go away. I've already pissed off enough people today including my friend and beloved poster, Mr. DeezNutz whom I've always held in the highest possible regard. So, I think I have to kill him off. A car accident, maybe. After he and Wendy have consummated their relationship and she is carrying his child, perhaps. Then maybe, in her grief, Wendy puts the infant up for adoption and the little fella is eventually taken in by Charlie Weis and raised as his own. FAX |
I can honestly say this is one of the single greatest, and funniest, things I've ever seen on the internet. Absolutely hilarious in every way, and had me literally at the point of laughter tears two or three times. My throat actually hurts now from when I laughed so hard every time Mr. Draftabulator verbally rapes Wendy.
Jesus f'ing Christ. A+. Thread of the Year so far by 100,000 miles. |
Good job
you glutinous Pioli slut |
Just thought I'd pop in to say that this is now the most-repped post (exempting rep whoring threads) in CP history. And will probably pass even the rep whoring threads shortly. Well done, Mr. FAX. Well done.
Let us now pay homage to the previous leader: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176117 |
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