Daboll - Why did we hire this guy again?
In 2009, Daboll joined Eric Mangini's staff in Cleveland as offensive coordinator. Under Daboll the Browns had the NFL's 32nd ranked offense in 2009 and the 29th ranked offense in 2010. Daboll was named Offensive Coordinator of the Miami Dolphins under Tony Sparano in 2011, with his Dolphins improving from 30th in the league to 20th in overall offense. On February 6, 2012 the Kansas City Chiefs announced the hiring of Daboll as offensive coordinator, replacing the retired Bill Muir. The Kansas City Chiefs currently have the 31st ranked offense in the NFL. Somewhere along the way somebody taught this guy to think that losing is winning.
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He was the only man on earth that would say yes to our offer.
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He's terrible. Awful.
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Yes, man..
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We got him a good price. He was on sale. Hunt loves a good bargain
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Good price...check. On sale...yep. Good bargain...not so much. :D
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sexy beard
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Because he helped develop Matt Moore
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He sucks, he's a perfect fit to this administration.
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He's Pioli's boy.
One more nail in the coffin. However, I'm shocked that this guy is getting paid, literally, hundreds of thousands of dollars, to be this horrible at his job. How ****ing bad do you have to be to get fired from this organization? How ****ing bad do you have to be to continually get rehired for a position you have already shown massive incompetence for? I am absolutely befuddled. |
Because he's Romeo's boy; and because this team is full of Vag from top to bottom.
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Because nobody puts a wax job on piolis car quite like him.
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His offensive philosophy is consistent with our overall strategic and tactical objectives.
Plus he likes to snuggle against other men's testicles. FAX |
Fat Scott's fetish for Cleveland rejects this offseason.
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Great thread **** face.
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He's part of the process.
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Don't worry, next year he won't be needed with McDaniels is calling the plays.
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because pioli only hires losers
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I'm guessing he goes under Peeholi's desk for some knob sucking a least once a day. Only explanation I can come up with.
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lets hope we don't have to say
Why did we keep this guy? |
Nobody swallows Pioli's jiz quite like Dabol.
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Nobody wants to work for Pioli and company. |
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Someone post the posts of people defending Duhboll because he called 6 good meaningless games last year.
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To be a fall-guy..
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HE SUCKS!!!!!!!!
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As I watched the game I lost count at how many 3rd and long situations crappy play-calling got us into. One could make a case that Daboll likes being in those situations because he certaintly doesn't do enough to keep from getting there...:shake:
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He's the offensive Robinson.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Daboll Good enough for you? |
He was in the family tree. I am starting to think that tree is straightening out or something.
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These stupid ****ers are getting us a franchise quarterback finally. We should be praising them.
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We apparently hired him so we could get the #1 quarterback in the draft.
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I think he is the 2nd biggest problem right after Pioli.
Chiefs Top 3 Problems: 1. Pioli 2. DaBol 3. Cassel |
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But the thing is that the head coach (normally) selects his assistants. What we have here is an upstream problem. Although it's clear that we suck, we must investigate further in order to identify the source of the vacuum. It's a fair bet that, without Dr. Evil, there would be no Roleo in the head coach position. And, without Roleo, there would be no Dumboll at OC. And, without Dumboll, there would be no draw play on 1st down with 30 seconds left on the clock. So essentially, we have people in key positions who couldn't get a similar job with any other franchise in the league. Therefore, simple logic dictates that Dumboll must be thrown in a vat of boiling rhino urine along with every other dipstick who draws a paycheck from this organization. FAX |
Fire them all.
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Dudes on the radio are back on the attack. No mercy
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How can we have done any worse by just promoting Zorn to OC? |
I bet the call at the end of the half was on Romeo. Heck, he was "sprinting" off the field, probably had to take a dump. What a ****ing joke to call a running play in that situation. Herm did the same shit against Denver one year that likely cost the team a game.
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That, and he's probably the only guy out there that would agree to be coordinator with Matt Cassel as his starting QB. |
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His gopher face and shiney forehead?!
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Most of the Chiefs' assistants are guys who would have difficulty finding work with another NFL franchise anyhow, so they're probably just glad to be pulling down a paycheck. They probably laugh about it over dinner, though. But, I highly doubt that there are assistants with this organization who have retained their "fire" and enthusiasm after what Dr. Evil and his minions have done to the organization. I mean, what can you do? You're chained to the mast on a sinking ship and you have little choice but to observe the panic and dysfunction as the seas rise and you're eventually sucked to the ocean floor. All you can really hope for is a relatively quick and painless death. Or, of course, the highly remote possibility you will be rescued at the last moment by a large group of gorgeous, nubile mermaids with proportionate tittahs featuring lime-green niplets who take you to their secluded island home where they serve you mer-beer and blackened Amberjack sandwiches and use you as a sex toy. FAX |
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Daboll was the only candidate that picked up the candy wrapper.
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Daboll sucks but how do you coordinate an offense with Cassel/Quinn and no WR core outside of Bowe? They stack the box on Charles. We have no RB depth. There's so many holes on this team its pathetic. I wanted Mike Tolbert over Syphillis
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Nobody else is crazy (stupid, desperate, what ever) enough to compete against modern NFL teams with MC as your weapon of choice. Bringing a knife to a gun fight. |
he had pictures of Pioli doing something Pioli's wife wouldn't want to see
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Sack him, promote someone else... |
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Because he's Crennel's bitch. Wherever Crennel goes, so does Daboll.
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I was excited with the Daboll hiring because I thought he was an OC that would call for downfield passing, but it seems we got just the opposite. The play calling is so bad I am left stunned. What happened to the "take what the defense gives you" statement? The Chiefs are the least attacking and least imaginative offense in the NFL. We don't even know if Quinn can throw or the receivers can catch a downfield pass over the middle.
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The #1 reason Daboll was brought in was because he would be a yes man. He's calling the offense he's been told to call, plain and simple. |
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....because we're the Chiefs, and we can't do anything right. oh, and because we're reeruned. |
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Calling time outs to get the ball back, then running a draw play speaks of someone having serious brain damage. |
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I wish I knew why he got hired but I sure can figure out why he needs to be fired
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Zorn was passed over for OC because (surprise) he wasn't sold on Cassel. Daboll probably choked on Pioli's semen a bit, but he said all the right things, i.e. 'I can win with Matt Cassel.' LMAO |
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This is not a validation of Zorn, it's an indictment of Daboll. tThere probably was a number of good hires they could have done for OC last year, but if Daboll, then why not just Zorn? |
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