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Santa is coming: You should be excited
What will you leave out for Santa? Milk and cookies? A Titty mag?
Have you been a good little boy or girl? What do you think Santa will bring you this year? |
Are you asking for the CIA?
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Do they still even MAKE titty mags???
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Santa swings a big 'ol candy cane. Every piece of peppermint candy is just hardened Kringle jizz.
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Santa is coming for Democrat adults and children.
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This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.
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A Red Ryder Carbine Action -200 shot Range Model Air Rifle.
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Christmas was better back in the day, lots of presents...... for free!!! Ahh, the good ole days, back when I was a liberal :) (betcha you didn't see that coming :D ) |
Life comes fast enough, let them be kids as long as they can.
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If you're a Democrat or on the left—NEVER! ROFL |
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Is Mrs Claus a squirter? She looks like the kind of girl who squirts. Why don't you CUM down my chimney?
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That took a weird turn.
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Love me some cross thread humor. |
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Do those black helicopters mean nothing to you?
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I found out when a thank you note from Santa was in MY MOMS handwriting. That hurt. |
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I figured it out when I was 7. My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17. |
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A division title and a Mahomes deep dicking of Denver in the finale.
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I hope Santa brings me a jackpot or two as we're spending Christmas at the casino.
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"....and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there, and he's just getting stronger....."
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We gave gifts on Christmas at midnight, let the kids run there asses off til 4 am til they crashed and burned. We put small gifts under the tree from Santa, left an empty beer on the hearth, exchanged our personal gifts and went for some adult fun. The kids woke up about 11 am and had to be reminded that Santa had been there and new presents were under the tree:D:D:D:D:D Ex wifey was a kindergarten teacher, she got it. |
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There was a smoker in the neighbors garage complete with bourbon and beers.:D:D:D:D |
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I am hoping for a new kayak "Cockpit" cover and seal for Christmas.
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"Santa" is getting us a house. I just wish he'd stop draining my savings account to do it though
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Billy Bob is my all time favorite Santa. Careful, NSFW:
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