Dog Faints From 'Overwhelming Joy' Upon Seeing Owner After 2 Years
 

Right in the feels, man.

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Dogs are wonderful.

she should be ashamed of herself for leaving that dog with her parents for 2 years

what a scumbag

That's great.

De Dante thread

My dog acts like that every day when my GF gets off of work.
He's happy to see me, but nothing like he is for her.

Does your girlfriend keep lots of peanut butter at the house?

That is one ugly little rat

hmmm?

Are you insinuating that his girlfriend puts peanut butter on the dog's balls and licks it off?

You, sir, are hilarious.

That is my dog when I get back from checking the mail.

I think he is insinuating that she puts it in her gash and lets the dog lick it off.

i think i know where this is going

I despise this phrase. Does that mean I'm getting old?

Nope. It is just a stupid phrase. Keep on despising it.

Dogs> People

I wonder what cats do when they haven't seen their owner for 2 years?

:evil: There. That's where it's going. :evil:

Why don't you start a thread on it

Shit in a box in the kitchen. Cats are worthless.

UdidntCwutIdidthere

Though you're right that they don't go ape shit crazy like dogs do, my cats freak out when I've been gone for a while. It's just that it wears off after I've been back for 30 minutes or so. :)

Says the daddy of a big cat.

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Cats are for people that don't need to feel like a god. Dogs are for people that want to feel like a god whenever they get home from their shitty job.

My cat doesn't jump up and down run around like a crazied lunatic throwing slobber everywhere when I get home. But he does follow me for a couple minutes to get his head and ears scratched. Meows a bit, then goes and suns himself or murders a rat or two.

First time I've heard it. How old does that make me?

I get to take my dog to work. I couldn't a cat.

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Schnauzers are awesome.

this.

Thats great, I've seen some dogs really freak out before, notably when their serviceman owners come home from overseas... but I've never watched one literally pass out before, hilarious.

Yes. Yes they are.

In some cases you're absolutely right

Dogs > Cats > Matt Cassel

fyp

Why hadn't she saw him in two years?

From the video description:

dogs kick ass.

My schnauzer wasn't smart enough to avoid being hit by a car on his first jailbreak.

I really like Boxers. Have a white one. She is just wonderful.

Cause she was a worthless owner who abandoned the dog.

I really want a boxer. With their size, are they good with the kids?

That's really cool. I'm amazed that the dog remembered her after such a long time. My parents have a dog that I only see every 3-4 months, and she always barks and such when I come in - clearly doesn't recognize me.

Boxers are awesome. Their only drawback is that they are prone to a lot of health problems and they only live 7-8 years on average.

Boxer afficinados on here might disagree, but they can be perpetual puppies and a little needy.

Your parent's dog is either deaf/blind, a stupid asshole, or doesn't like you. With the barking, I'm leaning towards asshole.

I think she just has a bad memory.

I love my dog but being a dog owner sucks. I don't blame her

:LOL:

LMAO

I have had two dogs and they were worthless, they would bark and shit and run out in the street, one day the dog was dead in the yard and a guy put "sorry about your dog it ran out in the street and I smashed the sumbitch, here is the estimate on my bumper" Dogs suck balls.

It's a cat.

I've never left a note...

There are no worthless dogs only worthless owners. I know your post was an attempt at humor, but it was a failed attempt.

No, I do.

That's why he's not as happy to see me.

Sound like the rantings of a tard that is too dumb, and/or irresponsible to raise a dog.

Please do not have kids.

(I know it's trolling, people. Save the posts, harrdy harring, about getting trolled)

:thumb:

My dogs crack me up every time I play this they go nuts. :) It's cruel but funny prank I play.

Sorry to hear that. I was lucky one time w/ my old dog, who was a standard schnauzer. He ran out because someone left our back gate unlatched and I guess the wind blew it wide open since it wasn't closed all the way and he got out one afternoon. All afternoon we went looking for him and couldn't find him for about 2 days. Then on that 2nd morning he showed up at the back door since we decided to leave the gate open in case he were to come back. He was wagging his tail panting dirtier than shit and smelled like ass. Bet he had himself a nice little adventure for a while. We always walked him around surrounding neighborhoods almost daily (as well as our own) within a couple/few mile radius so his "mark" was everywhere, every mailbox tree fire hydrant, etc. So I think by his smell as well as the general familiarity with the neighborhoods he was able to find his way back home. He was a very smart and intelligent dog. Very stubborn in his own right. Very alert dog, highly energetic and playful. Loved playing outside. Loved swimming in our pool. Could jump off the diving board on command.

Understood a huge vocabulary and had a good connection within the family. Great companion. Liked to wrestle and it used to sound like he wanted to tear you apart but at a flip of a switch could calm down and could cuddle with ya on the couch. Just a great companion. I miss him. He lived to be 15, had to put him down in 2006.

ahhahha come on man. It's a dog. A DOG.

The owner was just not supposed to take a job because they have a dog? GTFOH

QTF
I have always said dogs are loyal protectors, playmates and companions
cats shit in your house

I keep seeing "Dog Farts From 'Overwhelming Joy'....

I'm just going to drop this in here because it's cute.

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I've never been gone that long, but after a couple of days gone, one rubs up all over me for a while, and the other two plaster themselves next to my side for a couple days.

Mostly this.

Agreed. I actually prefer that I have to earn the affection of my cats. Mine rub all over me and want love and attention when I get home from work or even wake up in the morning. People that say cats don't care have clearly never been around cats much.

Meh..yowww