Who's the hottest Food Network Star?
 

I vote Sandra Lee. She would float very nicely.

Although Giada is hot too.

Aida is a nice newcomer.

RR does absolutely nothing for me.

I just want Paula Dean to be my grandma

This thread is worthless without pics of the chicks mentioned

Sandra's nice, but I'm a huge Giada fan myself.

Rachael Ray sounds like a ****ing trucker. And isn't overly attractive, IMO.

Giada

Whenever I see Giada I immediately want to Motorboat her.

Between Giada and Rachel Ray.
I like Giada's "gifts," but Ray's face and voice are both very cute.

Hot thread and first post in is about a grandma?

seek help

Someone who cooks that good is an automatic +3

Exhibit A

http://www.celebritywonder.com/pictu...n_14319525.jpg

and anyone over 60 is an automatic -5

You like RR's voice?

She sounds like a OTR trucker with a 3 pack-a-day habit.

THIS.

I love scratchy voices like that...dunno why. There are several actresses that sound like that, and it's an automatic jump in my book.

If I'm eating her monkey bread (and I literally mean "eating her monkey bread"), I don't care how old she is...

ROFL

Giada is a doll
http://www.giadadelaurentiis.info/gi...iis_lscan1.jpg

I guess the thin RR is OK but when she chubs up -yuk.

Still 4th on my list.

Funny... that's the same thing I think whenever I see Emeril...

BAM!

Giada is not that exciting.

This thread is worthless without a poll.

Oh, and definitely Giada.

She looks especially hot right now. She's wearing a tight white sweater and "piping" some custard.

Ask Aida
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Chick's got a big fricken head. Look at the size of that thing. It prolly has it's own weather system.

Ingrid Hoffman, Simply Delicioso.

http://www.yumsugar.com/568600

It looks like an orange on a toothpick.

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Damnit, this thread is not helping me right now.

I'm getting hornier by the minute.

Must go to lunch now.

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OOOH, I forgot about her. That makes RR a distant 5th, now.

New Talent Aida is promising

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2008...lenkamp_al.jpg

Other than her I agree Giada is the best.

Only Cat Cora has the looks AND cooking talent to match.

There's something about the way she ties her hair back in her tight iron chef uniform that makes her that much sexier.

Sandra Lee is hot too I think
http://www.cameroncole.com/gallery/V...0609030002.jpg

Yowza!

RR 6th now. LOL.

CC is petite :thumb:

Giada does have a huge head and other things for a girl her size.

I'm obviously not watching the Food Channel enough, usually I just go to the Weather Channel for my softcore porn.

Thanks...now I'm horny and hungry.

She's good looking, but in a Stepford Wives sort of way.

Who are the hotties on TWC?

CNN in the morning is also good for that.

Heh. :doh!: I'm not sure of any of their names right of the top of my head, I might have to consult Google for that.

Who are the hotties of C-SPAN??

Giada, hands down. Sandra Lee couldn't hold one of her hand-made candles to her.

It's cheating, I suppose, because her cooking show is currently on Bravo...

http://moviesgallery.oneindia.in/mai...serialNumber=2

but Padman Lakshmi used to have a Food Network series (Padma's Passport). Plus she's just amazing to look at. She's welcome at any of my tailgates.

The weirdest factoid about her is that she was once married to Salman Rushdie, one of my favorite novelists--and that just makes him a bigger hero to me...

You guys are watching the wrong channel.

Namaste Yoga on FitTV...FTW!



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She is amazing.

A friend of mine was in a cafe in NY sitting next to Rushdie back when he was still married to Padma and struck up a conversation. She swears that he was hitting on her. If so, what a shmuck, he already had the goods.

1) Giada - smokin' hot
2) Sandra Lee - pretty with big knockers
3) Ingrid Hoffman - I have a soft spot for Latinos. How she ended up with that name is beyond me.
4) Aida - Cute, but seems prissy.
"Ewww, what's that!"
"Uh, my dick."

I love Padma

look at that beak!

I just Googled Padma, since I wasn't familiar with her.

:eek:

I think we have a winner.

what? it's perfectly proportional.

I've thought about this one a lot because I watch the food channel constantly....because I love to cook and think having my own show would be the most awesome job ever... BUT... in order:

1. Tyler Florence
2. Bobby Flay
3. Giada
4. Rachel Ray
5. the Simply Delicioso lady
6. Big Daddy
7. The husband on the Neely's

1. Giada
2. Ingrid
3. Padma
4. Sandra
5. Aida
I have to leave off Cat Cora since she's a lesbian and I have no shot. Not that there's anything wrong with that especially if I can watch.

I think she is HOT! Just read she is a lesbian.
http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/11/catcora

And its own gravitational pull.

Alton Brown.














Okay, Cat Cora, Iron Chef.
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/iron...cat-cora-1.jpg

Damn, I was thinking those exact same words when she was first mentioned. I wonder if we were raised by the same pack of wolves or something?

Another Giada fan here.

Sandra. But don't count out Nigella's minotaur ass.

The galloping gourmet has a great accent...

Rep to you for imagining you have a shot with the first 5!:clap::shake:

Tyler and Bobby are my favorite chefs for recipes. I cook A LOT of their stuff. Actually a lot of Alton Brown's stuff too.

Last time I was in Vegas I went to Flay's Mesa Grill. It was fabulous.

I like a lot of their food as well. I'd urge you to try some of Michael Simon's stuff. I've been using some of his recipes since before he became a Food Network guy. First rate.

ROFLROFL

Rachel Ray.

Okay, you joke, but Good Eats and Iron Chef America are by far the best shows on Food Network.

Good Eats teaches you the most about cooking by breaking down the theory of why flavors and ingredients work the way they do.

And Iron Chef is flat out entertaining. You'll never see some of these dishes except on this show, and it's incredible that so much imagination can be put into FIVE dishes in under an hour. I can't believe what they generate sometimes.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/1...468x614ld2.jpg

Nigella Lawson. Her British accent is a turn-on too.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...10_468x396.jpg

attractive model type facebut got chunky and funky. Not on Foodtv anymore.

I couuld work with that.

Well, that explains something about my wife's cooking - apparently you need a big rack to be a good cook.

yup, a Bobblehead doll...


that's a big ****ing head!!! I can't watch her, it's too distracting.

Imagine if she and Dave Navarro had a kid, it would look like this:
http://images.southparkstudios.com/m...610_img_12.jpg

Giada because she's hot and from a super wealthy family. I get the idea that she's immaculately groomed. I bet she's high maintenance though.
But I bet Rachel Ray is straight up filthy in bed. She's the kind of girl that will go to a bar with you, have a few pints, a couple of shots and go home and do just about anything. But then when she passes out she cuts a huge fart.

I just googled her too. What in the fuk is up with her marrying Frickin George Costanza. You have got to be kidding me. Unless he's the one that got her the show, or fame, or whatever.

Elaborate please.

She married and divorced Salman Rushdie

Yummy!

Yeah. This guy.

What George Costanza is going to look like in 15 yrs.

I'm prepared to say that Rushdie is one of the five most talented living authors.

Women, as I hope you've figured out by now, aren't nearly as hung up with how we look as we are with how they look. They actually enjoy talking and stuff. A bright guy like Rushdie (whose wit even exceeds Castanza) can find plenty of Marisa Tomei's...

Tyler's recipes are always so doable.....as is he. I actually just cooked some of his coconut shrimp a week or so ago....very very tasty.

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It's still Giada.