Cena's filming a movie right now, he wasn't going to win. It was either going to be HHH or Orton. Since Chubby the Cowboy had no shot.

Regal's coronation is tonight, should be good.

Kennedy's returning tonight, as well (think he was also doing a movie). I wonder if they'll give him Punk's briefcase?

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Raw is Levesque.

Orton wins last night and he is the guy. Of course, Haitch can't let that happen. Now he gets to be Hun-Tor's bitch for the next two months.

It's time....time to lay down for THE GAME.

The Age of Orton is like Hulkamania, Lawler, it will never die.

I wish I could bet on things like HHH would have a 25 minute monologue to open Raw.

It's 2003, bitches!!! w00t.

It blows my mind to hear people cheering for him.

I mean, you've seen this show before, folks. Over. And Over. And over.

Well, each passing day is a step closer to retirement.

Orton is the King of the Heels.

HHH pulling an HBK "Get the hell out of my ring."

Cue Cena music....

I

AM

HUN-

TOR!

What the hell? Are Cade and Murdoch going gay?

I can't watch this shit. I'm going to the gym.

Let me know how Haitch buries Orton in the ME.

Of course. They have to ruin this great Regal moment with Ken fucking worthless ass Kennedy.

MURDOCH IS GOD

Murdoch vs. Cena vs. Jericho in a Country-Rap-Rock Triple Threat for the World Title. NOW.

A Muraco and Fuji clip! Awesome!

Heidenreich? On my TV?!

Santino told Piper to do the truffle shuffle. Holy shit.