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We wanted to make friends. Guess you aren't interested. We'll let the morons back in TATE fight each other about Kelly and return when the dust settles.

Oh snap!! Dude has a machine peen!

yeah..real mature. :rolleyes:




you big jerkface!!!

8==D

The board keeps crashing from all the F ing TATERs, Dummy.

That might be a little generous

you keepin a chart on penis sizes, benjamin cranklin???

Sorry, I'm not into chicks. I'm not even one of those internet chicks that pretends to be in order to pick up guys.

Yes. I compare and contrast all peens that are sent to my inbox at the EMB. Please submit yours for filing.

thats a shame. We could have been friends.

more like 8=D

Says the guy who no one has met....ever. :harumph:

:drool:

benjamin cranklin....you guys catch that??? it was funny!!!

But.. but you're into roller derby. I thought all you chicks munched carpet :(

wow, in the decade i've been around this place you are the only other person that i've seen use the dreaded 'jerkface' insult besides me.

Not sure whether to hug you as brethren or hit you in the face as competition.

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Ok, my inbox is STILL empty. Send me all your peens now.

sorry, doode. love can be cruel. i hope you've moved on...well, because she's about to become my gf & stuff.

Popular misconception. This is my first season. I'm finding out that some that I thought weren't are. Several are happily married or have SO's, though. While I have neither, I prefer the rod.

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I like our laughing emoticon more.

So have we all made nice now? Are the innocent, naive Midwesterners coming over to the EMB, or what?

LMAO

ok, that might be the best post from all of these Philly n00bs

that's great news, luv. :clap:

Well I mean.. I have a rod. I just have to attach it when it's happy time. It's MUCH bigger than his witty bitty micropenis.

Nobody in chat. You an luv should go cyber in there.

I see a broken heart in your future ...

http://karensandler.files.wordpress....ystal-ball.jpg

.... and dark blue balls.

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Is that a sampling of the typical smack from the Eagles Message Board?

Exhibit A of why the Eagles Message Board is consistently regarded as the worst, lamest and most pathetic message board of all NFL teams.

Thanks.. wanna make out?

actually, i think most of them seem pretty cool...i mean, they don't seem to be any bigger jerkoffs than we are.
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i tend to keep 'em all furry...so the blue doesn't shine thru.

This one is the belle of the mouth-breathers' ball, guys.

Wow, I just got taken back 10 years ago. People still do that?

Hello.

goodbye new friends and future lovers. i must bid you farewell for today.

here's to more good times tomorrow!!! :BLVD:

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Okay now I know you are off your rocker. We easily have the best board in the league.

You would definitely be a TATEr on the EMB. That much is certain.

Damn. I guess I should get back to work. :(

Actually it is the truth.

Eagles Message Board or "EMB" is regarded as the most pathetic NFL message board on the web.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans are perfect examples for why this is the case.

Most definitely. Or a DFCer.

Wrong, it is terrible.

It is lame, lifeless and boring.

Kind of like the city of Philadelphia.

Really? By whom? I'd like to see the poll showing this vast consensus. :)

Dude. Shut your filthy ****ing cock mouth, pussy. You dont know shit. ****in fogtag chiefs fan. ROFL

And you definitely take hairy chorizo on the EMB.

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The only pole this guys sees is his boyfriends shaft up in his throat.

How do you think he got such a huge anus? Shit is split wide open!

TATEr!! ROFL

Just another example of why EMB is so lame.

You obsess over lame acronyms as the basis for your "smack" (using the term lightly).

"Urlakerzz", "OSers", "WUers"... it all adds up to the worst NFL message board on the web.

So wait.. are you saying there are other boards on the internets that discuss the quality and value of all of the NFL message boards and the consensus on that board is that the EMB is the most pathetic? I would like to join these boards. Link please?

As if Chiefs fans had some sort of better history than the Eagles because of your lame ass super bowl win a million years ago.

Last playoff win? When? WHEN!?!?! ROFL

Your Buddy Ryan blow up doll informs us that your jizz aim is the equivalent of Jerome Brown's driving ability.

Hi friend

Welcome to the Andy Reid era.

Its the administration of bitter ass fogtags who think Andy Reid is Super Bowl caliber coach. ROFL

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Seems like you know an awful lot about us. DFC isn't an acronym. Well, it is, but he's probably the most widely despised poster on the EMB.

Yeah and your humor has about as much as life as Jevon Belchers girlfriend you piece of shit

wait, you cant upload an avatar on this peewee board? wow what a waste of the internet.

You are so kind!! Can we be friends?

You never answered my previous question. What's the murder rate of this year's Miami team?

Link?

oh, dude. That ought to do it.

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ROFL Dumbshit Eagles fan is pissed!

Who do I have to blow to get some casino cash around here?

yep

Weren't you laughing at the fact that someone was saying how good the Eagles have had it? Now you're laughing at the thought of the Chiefs not winning a playoff game in eleventy billion years. Would you make up your mind?

peace out
talk shit on jerome brown and you get knowledge DROPPED

Remember that time we all got really mad about our coach getting fired, so we went and joined the message boards for his new team? Those were the good old days, back when we served a purpose in life...

It's not nice to poke the reeruns with a stick.

This thread.

Every EMB member on here represents Exhibit A for why the Eagles Message Board is a dumpster fire of fail.

You can. I just think there are minimum requirements as a n00b.

Yeah I made up my mind that this place sucks more than Andy's NFC championship game record

Huge Anus sounds like he's about to cry. I can see his red face and fat little sausage fingers beating on his keyboard now.

Bye, new e-friends! See you tomorrow.

WOW..........

Your language is incredibly offensive...we have tried to come in piece. If you do not cease your actions my baby seal will get angry. I don't think you want that.

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A Philadelphia fan's failed attempt at smack, at its finest.

"Knowledge DROPPED"

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Sounds like smack straight out of an episode of "Boy Meets World".

Why are these clowns not banned yet?

That's a shame. Whoever came up with that needs to be indian teabagged.

Look who's shift is over? You forgot to say, FryGuy, OUT!

This is confusing me ROFL