Ouch.

No one buy Billays BBQ sauce until he raises his average to .280

He didn't even hit a home run in spring training. Shouldn't that have been a clue what his season was going to be?

Ditto, at least Maxwell is more of a HR threat, and probably cant produce any worse right now with RBI, than Butler.

I've never tried it, I'm sure it would end up on the ground.

Don't buy it until he hits his weight... 305!

It's going to be really interesting to see how DM handles Fatty. On one hand, he's had a very good career here and deserves some leeway to find his way back. On the other, he might just be done and playing him might end up costing us a few games we really can't afford to lose in the WC chase. DM stuck with Frenchy a long time but eventually had to move on. Fatty isn't all that popular so that's probably why they were trying to dump his lard ass this Winter.

Christ

Seeing his numbers compared to Frenchy's really, I mean, ouch.

April numbers:

Getz 2013: 66ab14r15h 4d 1t 1hr 8rbi .227avg 69ops+
Fatz 2014: 86ab 7r 18h 3d 0t 0hr 8rbi .209avg 45ops+

We put on our homer shades forgive us.

Time for him to "Man Up"

Or for him to stop being a "genderqueer".

I think you're onto something here,...pun aside.

I think when the Royals start their upcoming home stand, the crowd should hold up signs that says:

"Hey, Billy...
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!!!"

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Even Getz and his wife had better numbers than Fat Belly. Jeebus.