Sheldon, bro. Dooooo iiiiiiiiiiit

Draft that losing, quitting bitch. Only way to "win" the draft.

This.

Nah, I was ****ing with shun

C'mon direckshun. Quit crying into your beer and pick already! LMAO

It will be complete bullshit if I'm not making a selection for those cheating, rat bastard Broncos by the end of the day.

Direkshun is baked out of his mind, right now.

I got Rams fans picks as well, if direck would hurry his ass up.

87 mocks later and Star steals his heart.

The Panthers select Sheldon Richardson, Missouri.

I'm going with the most talented player. I understand the knocks on his personality but seeing how Carolina's just a god awful mess along the defensive line, we'll roll out he red carpet for the kid.

I also really liked Xavier Rhodes here. Both the Tennessee guys were intriguing as well.

Rhodes was the closest in value (along with Jarvis Jones). But Richardson is a Top 5 talent in this draft when all the elements are clicking. Combined with my absolute desperationg at DT, I had to go with that.

I despise his worthless ass, but if Richardson gets his shit together, he truly is a phenomenal talent.

The New Orleans Saints select Damontre Moore, OLB, Texas A&M

The Saints must shore up their defense and are thrilled that Moore has dropped to them here at 15. Consideration was given to Jarvis Jones, but his medical concerns proved too great. Consideration was also given to Lane Johnson, however, the Saints CLEARLY need a pass-rusher here.