Physically he could replace Kelce. Would be nice to get a few years of mentorship together. If he becae 80% of Kelce it would be a home run.

Gen Z what you doin…?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">����������������: A quote from TE draft prospect Tip Reiman, who is theorizing that birds aren’t real:<br><br>“Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? How do we know that power lines aren’t pigeon recharging stations?” <a href="https://t.co/dcLRprJZAo">pic.twitter.com/dcLRprJZAo</a></p>&mdash; JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1763266658087399445?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 29, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Texas Tech&#39;s Tyler Owens, who&#39;s a favorite to post the fastest 40 at this year&#39;s NFL combine, doesn&#39;t &quot;believe in space,&quot; as in &quot;other planets,&quot; and feels flat-earth theories have some &quot;valid points.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/jE2jv9vyLv">pic.twitter.com/jE2jv9vyLv</a></p>&mdash; Brent Sobleski (@brentsobleski) <a href="https://twitter.com/brentsobleski/status/1763214885142302759?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 29, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Generation Tik Tok.

https://birdsarentreal.com/

I think my favorite is the "If it flies, it spies" T-Shirt. https://birdsarentreal.com/products/if-it-flies-tee

In all seriousness: It's a satirical conspiracy theory where the joke is that you act like you believe it 100% to essentially troll those around you with a completely asinine take.

This.

The folks that really nail a good Birds Aren't Real reference crack me the hell up.

Tip Reiman, you have made my draft board sir.

I was gonna leave it without the actual breakdown of 'Birds Aren't Real' satire, but there are some really moronic dumbasses on here, so I figured I should clarify just to be sure unfortunately.

Man, Chop Robinson is fast

it's funny to me how it just sneaked into the collective zeitgeist somehow.

I mean I've seen baseball games where a bird gets hit with a grounder or something and the broadcaster will just quip "well the taxpayers are gonna have to buck up for a new drone..." without so much as breaking stride. No further context to it, just a quick hitter and they move forward as though nothing happened.

You have to be completely earnest or its not funny. Sounds like Reiman gets it...

He's still dumb as ****, but it's more for using what is essential his job interview with all 32 teams in attendance to troll.

Have you ever tried to explain satirical conspiracy theories to someone who just doesn’t get the joke?

Man, it is ****ing painful.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Darius Robinson is a DT prospect in the 2024 draft class. He scored an unofficial 9.64 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAS?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAS</a> out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 60 out of 1620 DT from 1987 to 2024. <br><br>Spits projected<a href="https://t.co/FPdCkBEoXg">https://t.co/FPdCkBEoXg</a> <a href="https://t.co/Py3j0UA2jM">pic.twitter.com/Py3j0UA2jM</a></p>&mdash; Kent Lee Platte (@MathBomb) <a href="https://twitter.com/MathBomb/status/1763327507905065286?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 29, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Probably going to be gone before the Chiefs even make a pick at the rate he's skyrocketing.

Yeah you're probably right. Rapaport said he's already interviewed with 18 teams. Still if he happened to fall, it would be great to add him.

I like to engage in that sort of humor at times myself