Auction was alright but it took like 4 ****ing hours to do it.

Advance notice has 3 votes, 1 hour notice has 3 votes.

Still need to hear from DJ, Flop, Detoxing and ChiefsCountry. I'll cast a vote if necessary.

Random. I don't give a ****. Auction pussies.

1 hour notice. Let's make it sporadic. I'm voting since it's tied.

I need to come up with a good fantasy name this year...

How about: "I tap out quickly"?

:)

Rick Houtteman Memorial Team

Both solid names. ****ers...

Hootie's out.

Sorter's in.

TheBadGuy is on deck if we lose anyone else.

:)

Just don't draft from a bowling alley and you'll be fine.

What about an Indian restaurant?

Is the Wifi good?

Define good...

Like 8-8 is good?

Thinking of changing this to a 2-QB league now that Hootie's gone...

We might need to rethink this. Sorter has already PMed me five times saying that the league should be able to start multiple QBs.

I cannot ****ing believe that OTWP posted that. Holy shit.

LMAO

ROFL

Seriously, I'm busy composing my smartassery. Hit send. And...boom.

That's really creepy. I just watched the conjuring and now im worried that your ghost/demon/doll has crossed over into otwp and my own computer.

Did they get out to you today? /TheChronic

AHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm going to rank everybody in this league. Watch out.

Oh lawd.

ROFL DO IT!

Also, do I have to keep Hootie's name?


Additionally, I'll auction it off for draft picks if I can change it. :)

Once you accept the invite, you can change everything related to your team.

Good luck expunging the smell of piss and cheap beer, though.

12. DaKCManAP

He's the new Hootie now that Hootie is gone. Misses drafts for dumbshit reasons like vacations or fishing trips. Thinks he's really awesome. He probably has a lot of "unique" ideas about FF and drafting teams, too. Maybe it's not start 2 QBs, but it could be just as dumb, like overvalued PPR or allowing kick returners to get points for return yards. Not saying he believes those things, mind you. Just... look out. Watch your backs.

Pros: Frazod fat joke

Cons: Can be insufferable when the Florida Gators are good at stuff, even if it's Women's Jai Alai

Outlook for 2013-2014: If he drafts his own team, probably 7th place. If not, he'll be the worst. Again.

Brb. These pizzas won't deliver themselves

Please finish up the vote for draft notice, ladies, lest we're subjected to SNR's ratings.

Only people who are in the bottom 5 are "subjected" to my ratings.

People like you, Deez. People like you.

I bet a suburban-dwelling pillowbitergot like yourself uses a gas grill because he likes the taste of propane.

I live in downtown Madison, WI.

Pssh. Suburban my ass.

Keep this shit in DC, Obama.

Team Boxxy.

So are we.... randomizing the order at the last second? Pre-determining it?

Still waiting for votes from DJ, Detoxing and ChiefsCountry.

Rock the vote, people. Let's finalize this thing.

Random

Random with advance notice, or random with an hours notice?

Also-

Nzoner has informed me that he will not be able to play this year. I have offered his spot to TheBadGuy, who has not responded yet.

I'll keep y'all posted.

My brother is going to do my draft for me, i gotta work tonight. Don't give him a hard time like you would me, or do, i don't really care.

You're ****ed.

Doesn't matter. I'm going to push both of you off to your deaths.

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Well, that was ****ing brutal.

At the back end of the first, the RBs are just ****ing garbage.

My team is blah.

Martin and MJD is a hell of a 1-2 punch in the backfield, with Ivory at flex and Marshall/Bowe at WR. Stafford at QB has the ability to be a top 5 guy.

I'm weak at TE because it autodrafted Steve Smith when I wanted to go TE, but apart from that, no complaints. This team could be pretty damn good.

I have to hope that Luck is the next top 5 QB.

Had a damn phone call right before 7 couldn't live draft until the 5th round. I can live with my picks though, they weren't total dog shit.

Yeah, I'm pretty happy with my roster as well.

Had to make a decision between Graham in R3 and a WR1, and I think I did the right thing. I'm a bit weaker than I'd prefer to be at WR, but I make up for it at RB and TE.

Should be a contender.

Megatron was an obvious choice at 12, but I just wasn't sure about 13. Brees is a fine choice, a logical one, but I thought about waiting and going QB a bit later.

Where's our draft report card!

Down for maintenance.

Oh, ****. I completely forgot we had our draft last night. Well, off to see the damages...

**** i missed the draft. Bleh, sorry about that guys.

Matt Ryan
Skittles
Ridley
Amendola
James Jones
Gonzo
Flex: Daryl Richardson,
Bench:Bryce Brown, Vick, Britt, Denarius Moore(Wtf autodraft?), Michael Floyd, Shonn Greene.

Acquired 3 starters at RB, 4 starting WRs, and a probably solid backup QB. Also, if Shady/CJ get hurt, there's some nice flexibility for a trade.

QB: Stafford
RB1: D. Martin
RB2: MJD
WR1: Brandon Marshall
WR2: Dwayne Bowe
TE: Greg Olsen
Flex: Chris Ivory

Bench: Steve Smith, Steve Johnson, Vincent Brown, Bernard Pierce, Jonathan Stewart

My TE pick got auto-drafted, as did Steve Smith. I'd have preferred a different flex and TE but I didn't realize until it was too late that my phone was auto-drafting me at the end of every round and on the 'short side' of the draft, where one of the other guys was also auto-picking, It would be make my rebound pick within 30 seconds or so of my first one. Trying to do an off-line draft plus this one at the same time kept me from noticing that.

Oh well, it's still a pretty damn good draft and I'd be surprised if I'm not one of the top 3 teams in the league this year.

**** my team.....Jesus.

QB: Andrew Luck
RB1: Jamaal Charles
RB2: David Wilson
WR1: Julio Jones
WR2: Mike Wallace
TE: Jared Cook
FLEX: T.Y. Hilton
K: Justin Hunter
DEF: Chiefs

Bench: Sam Bradford, DeAngelo Williams, Christine Michael, Knowshon Moreno, T.Y. Hilton, Lance Moore, Sidney Rice

I got to the 4th round and realized that there were literally JACK SHIT for RBs left.....so I went with Mike Wallace. My entire team is boom or bust. They could have huge weeks....or they could flop. Charles and Wilson are homerun hitters at RB and I'm hoping that paying Wallace all of that coin will force Tannehill to target him 10+ times a game. Not really happy with my team.

Whoevers team that i just looked at with AP will most likely win this damn thing. Holy stacked.

It's called ****ing autodraft.

I don't think it's all that great. Maybe if Kaepernick becomes a top 3 scoring fantasy QB.

I think Boners, DaKCMan, and BoxxyRape have the best teams. My team (Legitimate Rape) could have been a strong contender if I didn't keep getting ****ed over by people at QB. It was when Boners took Tony Romo that I knew I wasn't going to get anything decent. Some assholes had even started drafting backups before I had my starter.

Eli could always put up one of those 4500+ yard seasons and hopefully accompany it with 30+ TDs, but I'm not going to hold my breath. I'll have to rely on my deep deep bench of RBs and WRs to take me through this, and something usually goes screwy for me in that department.

Probably a LeSean McCoy injury or some shit like that. That's what always happens to me.

Want Bradford?

Hilton seems like a nice flex.

deeeeep at WR, you are.

QB Eli Manning, NYG QB Draft
RB LeSean McCoy, Phi RB Draft
RB Darren Sproles, NO RB Draft
WR A.J. Green, Cin WR P Draft
WR Victor Cruz, NYG WR P Draft
TE Owen Daniels, Hou TE Draft
FLEX Shane Vereen, NE RB Draft
D/ST Buccaneers D/ST D/ST Draft
K Shaun Suisham, Pit K Draft
Bench Jordy Nelson, GB WR Q Draft
Bench Jonathan Dwyer, Pit RB Draft
Bench Andy Dalton, Cin QB Draft
Bench Aaron Dobson, NE WR Draft
Bench Pierre Thomas, NO RB Draft
Bench Rob Housler, Ari TE Q Draft

I couldn't believe that Jordy Nelson fell to me just like that. I thought, "Jordy Nelson as a bench WR and backup Flex option? Nah, I don't need to draft Tony Romo yet."

If I could, I'd do that same move all over again knowing that Romo wouldn't come back to me in the next round. A calamity of AIDS locusts could befall my roster, and I'd still be in pretty good shape to possibly make the playoffs.

It'll be a fun year for me.

Nice.

My RB's are atrocious, but in a 6 for TD pass league, Rodgers, Peyton, Brees, and Brady should be heads and shoulders better than most.

Love my WRs, but my lack of RB depth is going to doom me. Took a different approach here than I have in all my other drafts.

I was drafting a 3WR league at the same time and getting mauled on WRs.

I have Marshall as my WR1, Britt as WR2, Floyd as WR3, Jeffery as WR4.

So with "**** me, what am I going to do about the WRs?" on my brain, I clearly jumped when able.

Maybe I'm higher on Chris Ivory than most. What I see is a team that managed to get Shonn Greene some fantasy points last year and he's arguably the worst RB I've ever seen. Ivory is much much more talented than Greene so he should be that much better.

If Ivory hits like I think he can, this team is filthy.

QB Tom Brady
QB Jay Cutler
RB Trent Richardson
RB DeMarco Murray
RB Mark Ingram
WR Wes Welker
WR DeSean Jackson
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Kenbrell Thompkins
TE Antonio Gates
TE Jordan Cameron
K Matt Bryant
K Greg Zeurlein
D Bears
D Bengals

Russel Wilson could be had for a good wr or rb.

Pretty pleased with my team. A touch weak at WR, but it was worth it to snag Graham in R3.

Romo

Spiller
Forte
Mathews
Mendenhall
A. Brown

Wayne
Decker
Gordon
Jeffery

Graham
Davis

Packers
Gould

My RBs stink, but my QB and WRs should make up for it.

Rodgers, Freeman
McFadden, Ball, Tate, Powell, Bell
Dez, Fitz, Garcon, Hopkins
Finley
Hartley
49ers

Was so pissed you snagged Thompkins and the Bengals/Bears D.

QB - Cam Newton, Joe Flacco
RB - Alfred Morris, Steven Jackson, Mikel Leshoure
WR - Vincent Jackson, Torrey Smith, Malcom Floyd, Justin Blackmon
TE - Vernon Davis, Martellus Bennett
DEF - Seattle, Baltimore
K - Stephen Gostkowski, Mason Crosby

Deez Nutz is raping me right now thanks to Eli and Cruz going off.

That's me, actually :fire: